Woman Who has 11 Children and 56 Grandchildren Welcomes Her 100th Great-Grandchild

One hole.

One hundred people.

Who says women are completely useless?

New York Post:

This Pennsylvania great-grandmother has 100 reasons to brag.

Marguerite Koller, who is 99, welcomed her 100th great-grandchild into the supersized family recently just as she closes in on 100-years-old herself.

Making the feat even more incredible, she almost became a nun before she instead chose to marry her husband William in 1942 right before World War II, according to NBC 10 Philadelphia.

I’m just thinking how lucky I am,” said Koller, who lives in Blue Bell right outside of Philly.

Koller, now a widow, is the mother of 11 and grandmother of 56, according to the report.

“I wanted to have a big family,” she said. “I think it’s difficult being an only child – it’s lonely.”

You see: this is what you have to do with women.

This is literally the only thing you can do with a woman.

You can have sex with her. That’s all.

Well, technically, if you don’t have anything to do, you can force a woman to sit there and listen to you talk.

But remember: you are not talking TO her, you are talking AT her.