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They do bring a pretty awesome party and a hilarious death though.
Matthew Perry’s autopsy report revealed a grimmer look at the star’s final days.
The report, obtained by Page Six on Friday, revealed that a female friend of the actor said he was “angry and mean” in the weeks before his death because he had been taking testosterone shots.
The eye-opening report noted that aside from a lethal amount of ketamine mixed with the opioid-like drug buprenorphine, which is used to alleviate pain and help with addiction to opioids, Perry had been taking Tammoxifen to lose weight, antidiabetic medication and nicotine lollipops.
Before his death, he was trying to quit smoking. His live-in assistant said he had been smoking about two packs of cigarettes per day.
Why didn’t she pull him out of the hot tub? Was she in the will?
The medical examiner’s report further exemplified how heavily Perry relied on prescribed and over-the-counter medication to maintain his quality of life.
“In the assistant’s bedroom, there were multiple open, empty, half-filled medication bottles prescribed to the decedent, as well as over-the-counter medications, vitamins, digestive aids and dishes filled with multiple various loose pills, tablets, caplets, candy and breath mints,” the report read.
Rofl.
Washed Up Junkie: “Hey, this isn’t suboxone! This is a breath mint!”
Concerned Assistant: “Um… actually, I think it’s cod liver oil.”
I guess we didn’t make it after all.
Wait, that’s the Mary Tyler Moore song.
I guess they weren’t there for you after all.
Sitcoms are the worst Jewish garbage.
