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Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
November 4, 2017
Wite ppl, plz halp.
When the Blacks genocided all the White people in Rhodesia, they didn’t really mean it. In fact, it turns out it was just a prank, bro.
No, but seriously though, we need to go back there and help them rebuild their country. They’re like, super sorry and everything. How long are we going to hold some dumb grudge? We’re bigger than that, right?
Guys?
Zimbabwe’s former freedom fighters have reportedly called on Rhodesians “scattered across the world” to come back and rebuild the southern African country.
According to New Zimbabwe.com, the Zimbabwe National Liberation War Veterans Association (ZNLWVA) said that the current government led by President Robert Mugabe had failed.
Whaaaaaat? You mean his “kill whitey” program didn’t work out? Shieeet.
“We want them (Rhodesians) to be part of the next governance in Zimbabwe because this country has been run on a scorched earth by the G40. We want it to recover and for us to build a new country,” ZNLWVA’s chairperson Chris Mutsvangwa was quoted as saying.
They want White people in the new government!
So we can build a new country for them!
TOP KEK.
And what does our favorite African warlord think of this innovative policy proposal?
Not a fan, I reckon.
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe’s government has reportedly continued to “tighten the screws” on the remaining white farmers as it came up with a somewhat “discriminatory policy” that “limits their leases to just five years while their black counterparts will enjoy 99-year-long leases”.
There’s still surviving White farmers in “Zimbabwe?” Color me surprised.
Addressing thousands of his supporters in the farming town of Marondera, the nonagenarian said white commercial agronomists who still remained on the farms should be removed from their properties because most Zimbabweans were in need of land.
“We told (former British premier) Tony Blair to keep his England and we keep our Zimbabwe because land is our heritage. We have discovered that in Mashonaland East province alone, there are 73 white commercial farmers who are still occupying some farms when our people do not have land,” said Mugabe speaking in the local Shona language.
So the official government policy is still “hunt down the last White people.”
Oh well.
Not like we’d have gone either way.
These nig-nogs are living on borrowed time, anyway. If White people just sit back and do nothing, they’ll all either starve to death from sheer incompetence, or be turned into fertilizer for the invading Chinese’s rice farms.
Because even if we leave them alone, the Chinks sure as hell won’t. They’re already colonizing Africa at a rapid rate, and let me tell you, they’re not exactly concerned with the fate of Blacks.
They’ll be wishing they were still under our protection soon enough.
