Rhode Island Blames Tinder for the Rise in STDs

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 27, 2015

Yikes!
Yikes!

Rhode Island is blaming the internet for their rise in STDs.

The internet is so easy to blame, isn’t it Rhode?  He has no way of defending himself from these vile allegations you’ve lodged against him.

Huffington Post:

Sexually transmitted disease rates in Rhode Island rose sharply between 2013 and 2014, and the state’s department of health is pointing to hookup apps like Tinder as one of the driving forces behind new outbreaks.

The rise has been precipitous: Syphilis cases in Rhode Island increased by 79 percent between 2013 and 2014 while gonorrhea cases increased by 30 percent. Newly identified HIV cases increased by almost 33 percent, according to a new state report.

The rates didn’t affect all groups equally. Young people between the ages of 15 and 24 were more likely than any other group to be infected with chlamydia and gonorrhea. Men who have sex with other men made up 75 percent of primary and secondary syphilis cases, the two most infectious stages.

“These new data underscore the importance of encouraging young people to begin talking to a doctor, nurse, or health educator about sexual health before becoming sexually active and especially after becoming sexually active,” Rosemary Reilly-Chammat, an HIV/AIDS sexuality specialist with the Rhode Island Department of Education, said in a statement.

Representatives at Tinder, a well-known hookup app that’s reportedly been downloaded by some 50 million users around the globe, did not respond to a request for comment from The Huffington Post. But past studies had already highlighted a possible connection between social media hookups and sexually transmitted diseases. A 2013 New York University study linked Craigslist to a 16 percent increase in HIV cases between 1999 and 2008.

“Individuals are inclined to discount the future value of staying STD/HIV free and put high value on the instant gratification that casual sex offers,” the researchers wrote.

Rising STD rates aren’t unique to Rhode Island. Nationwide, syphilis cases increased by 10 percent between 2012 and 2013, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, though it’s worth noting that nationwide cases of chlamydia and gonorrhea decreased slightly during the same period.

The reason this is happening is because the same six guys are screwing every slut in Rhode Island. Women require like 2% of the sex men require, so for casual sex, they are going to pick the most handsome guy available to them. With Tinder, where they have full accessibility to all guys, this means they are all going to pick the same guys.

Take a ride on the gonorrhea express!  You won't regret it until three days later when you're pissing puss!
Take a ride on the gonorrhea express! You won’t regret it until 3-7 days later!

So while causing the vast majority of men are getting a lot less laid than ever before in the history of human beings, a small percentage of very handsome men are riding a nonstop gonorrhea train to infinity.

Just for fun, here’s this:

Real thing
Real thing