150 Years of Pure Canada: The Daily Stormer Wishes Our Canadian Readers a Happy 1.5 Centennial!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 1, 2017

Congratulations, Canada.

It’s amazing that you’ve made it this long without freezing to death.

We make fun of you a lot, but we make fun of everyone. Your situation isn’t that much worse than say, Sweden.

Well I mean, it technically is. You’re at over 20% foreign born, while Sweden is only at 15%. But that’s not a big gap. Sweden is rushing to try and close it, as they feel you’re shaming them.

Yes, people think it’s stupid that your flag is a leaf, but hell – leafs are a great element of great fauna.

And yeah, you’re weed drama teacher praising Allah and men sucking on cock in the same sentence the other day was really, truly a very strange act.

But whose leader isn’t cucked these days?

And hey – the Mounties I always thought were really cool, and I was also into moose.

And just today in fact, perhaps by meme magic, I for some reason thought about a little piece of childhood nostalgia, and was tempted to commit a transgression of the sacred, divine law of DMCA.

You’ve sent some of the best comedians.

Also – porno sure is ubiquitous, isn’t it?

And you know who did that?

American Jews.

Not Canadian ones.

We should stop blaming Canada.

加拿大读者翻译:

恭喜,加拿大。

令人惊奇的是,你已经把它做了很久,没有冻死。

我们让你很多乐趣,但我们让每个人都很开心。你的情况并不比说瑞典更糟糕。

我的意思是说它在技术上是。外国人超过20%,瑞典只有15%。但这不是很大的差距。瑞典正在急于试图关闭它,因为他们觉得你正在羞辱他们。

是的,人们以为你的旗子是叶子是愚蠢的,但地狱 – 叶子是伟大的动物群的重要元素。

是的,你是杂草戏剧老师赞美真主和男人吸吮公鸡在同一句话,另一天是真的,真的是一个非常奇怪的行为。

但是,这几天呢,他的领导人不是头脑?

嘿,我一直认为的山体非常酷,我也陷入了呻吟。

事实上,就在今天,也许是由魔法魔法,我有一些理由想到了一小段时间的怀旧,并且试图犯下一种违反国际版权法的价值观和原则的罪恶罪行。

另外 – 色情肯定是ubiqitious,不是吗?

你知道是谁做的吗

美国犹太人

不是加拿大人。

我们应该停止责怪加拿大。

Literal translation of original Canadian language message:

Canadian readers translation:

Congratulations, Canada.

Surprisingly, you’ve done it for a long time and did not freeze to death.

We make you a lot of fun, but we make everyone happy. Your situation is no worse than that of Sweden.

I mean it is technically yes. Foreigners more than 20%, Sweden only 15%. But this is not a big gap. Sweden is eager to try to close it because they feel you are humiliating them.

Yes, people think your flag is leaves are stupid, but hell – leaves are an important element of the great fauna.

Yes, you are weed drama teacher praise Allah and man sucking cock in the same sentence, another day is true, really is a very strange behavior.

But these days, his leader is not a mind?

Hey, I always think the mountain is very cool, I also got caught groaning.

In fact, today, perhaps by magic magic, I have some reason to think of a short period of nostalgia, and trying to commit a criminal offense that violates the values ​​and principles of international copyright law.

Additionally – porn is definitely ubiquitous, is not it?

Do you know who did it?

American Jews

Not Canadians.

We should stop blaming Canada.