2,624-Year-Old Tree Alive in America: Global Warming Will Kill It If We Don’t Obey Greta Thunberg!

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
May 11, 2019

Stock photo of researchers observing climate change with a 2,624-year-old tree.

GUISE we found a 2,624-year-old tree and it’s alive! Don’t be too happy about it, though, because we’re literally about to kill it through the climate not being exactly the same as it has been for the last 2,624 years it has lived.

This is serious business.

That tree enjoyed a climate that was exactly the same for 2,624 years and now we come to this planet with our petrol and combustion things and we CHANGE the ANCIENT CLIMATE.

WE DISTURBED THE EARTH!1!!111

Daily Mail:

One of the oldest living trees in the world has been discovered in a North America swampland that is at least 2,624-years-old.

The bald cypress, also the oldest-known wetland tree species, was found in North Carolina forest.

Scientists established its age using carbon dating and tree-ring measurements which also revealed ancient climate patterns.

The species is however under threat from illegal logging as well as water pollution, and rising sea levels as a result of climate change, scientists warned.

Trees like the bald cypress are valuable for reconstructing ancient climate conditions and the oldest trees in the area have allowed geologists to piece together the climate history of the eastern United States by a further 900-years.

They show evidence of major periods of droughts and flooding during colonial (1492-1763) and pre-colonial times (before 1492).

We’re contaminating the planet so much that we’re sending Climate Change back through time. It’s known that floods are caused by climate change and global warming, which are in turn caused by white people eating hamburgers and driving cars — so this is our fault.

Although adults are not smart enough to save this tree, teenage Asperger fronthole Greta Thunberg has all the answers.

See that face?

That’s an “answers” face.

Daily Mail:

Ireland’s parliament has become the second after Britain’s to declare a climate emergency, a decision hailed by Swedish teenage environmental campaigner Greta Thunberg as ‘great news’.

An amendment to a parliamentary report declaring a ‘climate emergency’ and calling on parliament ‘to examine how (the Irish government) can improve its response to the issue of biodiversity loss’ was accepted without a vote late Thursday.

Thunberg, the 16-year-old activist who has spearheaded protests across Europe and is becoming one of the most passionate voices of the green movement, urged more nations to follow suit.

Who is next?” THAT’S OUR CUE, AMERICA!

We have to declare a Climate Emergency and start fighting seasons, snow, rain, days that are too sunny and basically any inconsistency in the climate — which should always be exactly the same no matter what.

Also, we have to live like the Amish and physically destroy all cars, planes and things with engines.

It is the only way to save this old tree.