Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 22, 2016

The RNC is over.

It was a lot of fun. We all had fun.

And with that, the Daily Stormer is now a listacle clickbait site.

Here are – in my humble opinion – the nine best moments of the RNC.

#9. #NeverTrump Crushed Forever

We knew this was going to happen, but it was personally satisfying to see the Jewish #NeverTrump movement attempt to make their move and get totally crushed.

#8. Matt Heimbach Showed Up

Heimbach made an appearance at the convention and did several interviews.

#7. Alex Jones Attempting to Start a Neo-Nazi Riot

His reporters also triggered commies hard in a whole bunch of different clips.

For example, this one:

#6. Trump’s Monday Night Entrance

It was pure class.

Nuff said.

#5. Chuck Johnson Attacked by Jamie Weinstein

I didn’t think Weinstein had the nerve. He pushed a ginger goyim in the arm for asking a question of his spic shiksa (spicsa?), Michelle Fields.

#4. Trump’s Closing Speech

The best normie-oriented thing that happened was Trump’s closing speech on Thursday night, as well as the fireworks and balloons that followed it.

It was an excellent speech, and a real feel-good moment for the entire county. You could feel history being made.

#3. Laura Ingraham’s Nazi Salute

There just doesn’t seem to be any possible way that this was accidental.

And that is so, so awesome.

#2. Ted Cruz Booed Off Stage After Ruining His Career in an Act of Weird Spite

At the same time that I was delighted by the hate that was poured out on Cruz, and the realization that his career is over no matter what he does from this point on, I was also like, “daaaaaammmnnn, dawg. Dat nigga hardcore.”

In some ways, Cruz is the epitome of an establishment sellout shill. But at the same time, he appears to believe that he is meant to be an establishment sellout shill so that God will give him control of the world. So in that way, he truly believes in his own agenda. And he did just ruin his career, ostensibly just because he’s an asshole.

So it’s almost like you do have to have a little bit of respect for the guy. He took it all the way.

#1. Alex Jones Bumrushed The Young Turks, Made Cenk Go All ALLAHU AKBAR, Got Spit On

Cenk is in the midst of a full nervous breakdown which will obviously end in a full conversion to radical jihadism. I guess this is sort of like the haji version of a mid-life crisis.

Anyway, Alex Jones picked the exact right time to go and harass him, and I’ll tell you, if Cenk would have had a suicide vest on, he would have released the trigger.

Alex dropped the point about being funded by the Saudis (TYT does indeed have a contact with Saudi-owned Al-Jazeera) at exactly the right moment.

It was glorious.

The Armenian whore Kasperina repeatedly called Jones a “fat fuck,” which I believe is politically incorrect. Then someone from their crew spit in his face (maybe that isn’t politically incorrect? Idk).

Truly, Jones is on the path to redemption.

Extended clip for those who just can’t get enough of this:

Tell us about your favorite RNC moments in the comments section!