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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 21, 2015
Due to the racism he has suffered at the hands of evil Whites in these United States, Clock Boy, heroic inventor of the clock, has opted to move to Qatar, where he will now invent things for the Qatar government.
The family of Ahmed Mohammed, the greatest intellect of our age, announced via a press release on Tuesday:
After careful consideration of all the generous offers received, we would like to announce that we have accepted a kind offer from Qatar Foundation for Education, Science and Community Development (QF) for Ahmed to join the prestigious QF Young Innovators Program, which reflects the organization’s on-going dedication to empowering young people and fostering a culture of innovation and creativity.
This truly demonstrates all that is wrong with America. America has existed for over 200 years, and no one ever invented a clock. Finally, a brave genius comes along and invents a clock, and instead of being praised as a hero, he is asked why his clock looks like a suitcase bomb. So he runs off to spend his genius on Qatar.
How does America expect to survive when all of the young geniuses are moving to Islamic states and taking their brilliance with them?
To top it all off, in Qatar, Clock Boy will be inventing things for ISIS.
Regardless of what Ahmed actually faced in America, he is virtually guaranteed to experience no anti-Muslim biases in Qatar.
That’s because Qatar, where Islam is the state-religion, treats non-Muslims like second-class citizens, and enslaves foreign workers.
The Islamic supremacist nation is known for welcoming Taliban commanders with open arms, providing propaganda for the Muslim Brotherhood through its state-owned Al Jazeera, and financing the Al-Qaeda-affiliated Al Nusra Front.
Some have even accused the small Arab Gulf State of being a backer of the Islamic State terror group. “Who is financing these troops? Hint: Qatar,” said German Minister Gerd Mueller last year. Moreover, Think Tanks have tracked down some of ISIS’s financing to private individuals in Qatar.
But wait, actually I think ISIS is our ally now, so maybe that part isn’t a problem.
Along with covering himself in clocks in preparation for Ahmed’s arrival, the King of Qatar has been blasting Gucci Mane’s “Five O’Clock” 24 hours a day through mosque speakers across the entire country.
Qatar King (now dubbed throughout the region as “The Clock King,” having successfully secured the services of the boy who invented clocks), has said that he views the hook of the song, “I need that nigga dead by five o’clock,” as referring to Bashir Assad, who he plans to use ISIS to kill.
DAILY STORMER EXCLUSIVE
Searching the archives of news, we found what we were looking for: in 7 years, when Mohammed is 21, he will invent a time machine and use it to travel back to 2013, where he will get married but then accidentally get arrested for soliciting hookers on his honeymoon.
In fact, this has already happened in our timeline.
So, I’m not an expert in time travel, but maybe we can get this guy out of jail and get him inventing things in our own timeline?
If we got the future Clock Boy, who is currently in a present jail for solicitation, to show us how to build a time machine, then we could travel back in time and stop the racist cops and school officials from arresting 14-year-old Mohammed for his bomb hoax, and that way we could keep him in America, inventing things for us.
He can help us stop ISIS, or help them, or whatever.
