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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 25, 2014
Recently, the famous Antisemitic and racist cartoonist Ben Garrison, known to his fans, who are mostly skinheads, members of the Klu Klux Klan and 4chan posters, as “Zyklon Ben,” has been the victim of an organized Jewish campaign to impersonate and defame him.
Ben has consistently used his artistic talents to call for a race war in America, and yet his cartoons have been consistently hijacked by what he calls “an unbelievably powerful legion of conniving kikes.” Each new racist, anti-Jewish cartoon he creates is edited using Photoshop to make it about Libertarianism.
Now they’ve taken over his website, and are working with an Australian anti-free speech organization to use his name and likeness to attempt to shut down the internet. He’s dealt with JIDF for years, but now he truly is in the fight of his life.
I caught up with Ben by phone to get his side of the story.
Andrew Anglin: So, how you holding up?
Ben Garrison: It’s been Hell, comrade. These kikes are really doing a Jew-job on old Benny.
AA: Yeah, I’ve been following it. They are impersonating you on the internet, trying to make you out to be some type of anti-free speech libertarian shill.
BG: That’s the deal. It doesn’t even make any sense – if I was really a libertarian, why would I be demanding censorship on the internet?
AA: They’ve had it out for you for a long time. For years, these Jews have been taking your original Antisemitic and racist cartoons and altering them to make them about Libertarianism and Ron Paul.
BG: Ugh, Ron Paul. He’s gonna save us with his Jewish plans for free trade and open borders? We need a complete fascist dictatorship, where our racial enemies are rounded up and brutally punished in concentration camps.
AA: I hear you. What is the situation now?
BG: Right now they’ve cut my internet and they’ve got big old black spooks surrounding my house, they won’t let me leave. I’ve been living on canned beans and stale pasta for a week now.
AA: Have you tried contacting the police?
BG: What good would that do? They’ve been working with these kikes all along. What’s more, I believe they could be using some type of beam weapons on me, disrupting my brain. There’s a black van parked across the street from my house, with some type of antenna on the top of it. I’ve seen two kikes going in and out of it, smirking.
AA: Oh wow. That sucks.
BG: It sucks the big one, comrade. Old Benny only ever tried to do right, to defend the supremacy of the White Aryan race. Someone has to stop these kikes. Every corner that old Benny turned, there was a big old hook-nose.
AA: Have you always referred to yourself in the third person, Ben?
BG: Yes.
AA: Oh. I thought it might have been a result of the mind-beam.
BG: It could be…
AA: Your newest cartoon tried to expose the JIDF trolls who are trying to harm your good name, and as soon as it was released, the Jews altered it to make it about you wanting to shut down holocaust denial on the internet.
BG: Ain’t that a kick in the balls. I’ve been trying to expose the kike’s gas chamber lies for decades, then these Jews use my own work to promote their hoax. They truly are a devil race, straight from hell.
AA: You know I know it, Ben.
BG: I’ve tried to contact the Klu Klux Klan and the Hammerskins for help, but they believe the lies being told about me by these Jews – that I am a libertarian trying to shut down the internet. They believe I am trying to troll them, to set them up. Even 4chan posters are now turning against me. I never thought I would see the day…
AA: What a nightmare.
BG: They’re going to take me out, or try to drive me to full insanity, as I’m locked up in my house eating stale pasta and garbanzo beans. I imagine they will throw me in some dungeon and try and force me draw cartoons supporting their Jew lies. But I won’t crack.
AA: Just hang in there. We’re going to win this thing.
BG: Sieg Heil, comrade. 14 words.
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This article is satirical. I am still allowed to do this is America, but if Ben Garrison and the Jews have their way, this freedom will no longer exist. Stand up for free speech and troll Ben Garrison.
