Another Chair Fight in Belgium

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 23, 2016

IN THE NAME OF ALLAH I DECLARE A CHAIR FIGHT!!!!

Sigh.

Kebabs love a good chair fight. It’s actually one of the most charming aspects of their culture.

After a violent brawl and chair fight at a Belgian Refugee camp in Leopoldsburg, resulting in injuries and later a struggle with the police, 11 arrests have been made on the account of deliberate assault and destruction of property. VTM NEWS journalist Nathalie Dyck reports the incident as they cause havoc, throw chairs and fight each other in their own camp. 4 of the most aggressive perpetrators have been transferred to a high security closed institution where they will receive a faster processing of their “asylum” application. The Mayor of the Belgian city says this is to “not give the local Begian people a wrong idea about the newcomers”, meaning they are generally peaceful and need only be integrated faster, an article at the Belgian news site Knack.be writes.

The Secretary of State for Asylum and Migration Francken, while calling the incident “unacceptable”, also insists that this has nothing to do with their origin but rather a minor cultural misunderstanding that we in the West wouldn’t understand because we have “different family compositions and nationality”.

Isn’t it way more vibrant to live in a society where you never know when people will bust out throwing chairs at each other, rather than in a society where you can pretty well guarantee that will never happen?

I think if I had a bad right now, I’d name it something to do with Islamic chair-fighting. Like, maybe just “Islamic Chairfighters.” Or maybe “Chairfight Jihad.”

Ah, and the album title: “You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Throw Chairs.”