Master Race Aryan Hero Jake Paul, known for his brilliant insights on his YouTube channel as well as his statuesque physique, eliminated on Saturday night the threatening African tribesperson Nate Robinson with a knockout.
Snoop Dogg’s commentary during Nate Robinson vs Jake Paul ?? pic.twitter.com/zea40TK2oO
— ??Linx'o Zulu?? (@LinxoZulu) November 29, 2020
The menacing black had stated frankly that he was fighting for the glory of the African people.
Tonight I'm fighting for my brothers in the NBA, athletes across the world, and most importantly my children. #tysonjones #holdat pic.twitter.com/lkAqxRMBmQ
— Nate Robinson (@nate_robinson) November 28, 2020
There is no glory in defeat. The African race has suffered a crushing blow, from which they will hopefully never recover.
The blacks, as you would expect, are dealing with the defeat very poorly, and we can probably expect them to lash out in the coming days and weeks, probably by burning down a carryout.
NBA player Nick Young said he was going to call “Gil” (another black person) and “get the strap” (acquire a firearm). It was unclear who he was planning to shoot at, but we can take comfort in the fact that he probably won’t hit anything.
Gotta call Gil now we not going out like that .. Get the strap
— Nick Young (@NickSwagyPYoung) November 29, 2020
Another black guy typed in all caps.
MAN THESE YOUTUBERS NOT FUCKIN AROUND. LAST THING NATE HEARD WAS “MAKE SURE YOU LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE” BEFORE HE WENT DOWN.
— Banco (@SirMichaelRocks) November 29, 2020
Many whites are celebrating the triumph of their race, mocking the abject failure of the blacks to take down one of our prime racial warriors.
Nate Robinson: ?
Black Twitter: aye yo, this nigga got put to sleep by JAKE PAUL?? #JakevsNate pic.twitter.com/A6iQrakpAm— Kobe?? (@KobedaGoat15) November 29, 2020
After he awoke, Robinson quickly announced that he would never be returning to his African village, for the shame is too great and he would never be able to look his 47 children in the eye again.
Nate Robinson let everyone know he’s okay after his loss to Jake Paul. #TysonJones @ESPNRingside
(via @nate_robinson) pic.twitter.com/zWVHmzoowg
— ESPN (@espn) November 29, 2020
Asked who he expected to take care of these children, he replied: “nigga, white peeble be gun hasta be did dat shit, nigga. Shiiiet.”
Mike Tyson, who is the only humble African on earth, gave Jake mad props.
Mike Tyson: Boxing owes fighters like Jake Paul for bringing back interest, ‘UFC was kicking our butts’ (@DamonMartin) https://t.co/RuTM16D95U pic.twitter.com/0A3cbprNXg
— MMAFighting.com (@MMAFighting) November 29, 2020
For anyone who cares about two blacks fighting each other, Tyson won on points.
#TysonJones is scored a draw! ?
Mike Tyson agrees.
Roy Jones Jr not so much… ? pic.twitter.com/XgwOyyQx3W— Boxing on BT Sport ? (@BTSportBoxing) November 29, 2020
Really a totally boring fight, especially in comparison to the Aryan Glory of “Triumph of the Paul.”