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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 25, 2015
At a party for faggots, OG Barack Obama was heckled by someone, and he tried to prove he was a fer rill nigga. He responded as you’d imagine any fifty-year-old Black dude from the hood to respond (remember, Blacks tend to stop being violent in their mid forties at the latest, then turn into OG).
All the news channels are presently playing this clip like “haha, look at how clever it is,” but the subtext is “haha, isn’t it cute we made a Black guy the most powerful man in the world?” Besides demonstrating the ridiculousness of putting a Black man in as President, this has also once again raised the question: if we’re going to have a Black President, why not have a better one, who wouldn’t be throwing parties for faggots?
I present that the following Blacks deserve the Presidency more than Obama, and if it is true that once you go Black President you never go back to White President, I would like one of these men to be chosen as our next Black President.
Birdman
The #1 Stunna would be a foreign policy President, showing the world that he don’t play around.
He had this to say on foreign policy: “Hundred bricks, nigga, like a hundred chips. Hundred whips, nigga, another hundred clips. Overseas, nigga, on some hundred shit.”
Rick Ross
Rick Ross is straight business, and would deal with domestic issues in a calculated and intelligent manner. For instance, when Blacks riot, instead of saying that the criminal looks like his son, he will begin breaking people’s jaws until they chill out.
Ross would also be able to deal with the incessant fake rape whining of lying sluts. He has had this to say on the issue of so-called “date rape”: “Molly all in her champagne, she aint even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.”
Gucci Mane
The greatest lyricist of the millennium, Gucci Mane would serve us well as a speaker for earth if we were to be contacted by aliens during his Presidency.
He would reinvigorate our economy, and has repeatedly stressed a desire to bring the auto industry back to America: “I’m too hot with two twins with no top and two glocks. Outside of my trap spot look like a benz lot. gucci mane.”
Chief Keef
Chief Keef has repeatedly stressed a desire to invigorate the economy with new growth.
He has made it clear that unlike the half-nigga Obama, Keef does not think money is funny.
Walked in the spot, smellin’ like ganja
Walked in the spot, smellin’ like money
Walked out the spot, hop in my car, skooskoo riding
Pull up on my plug, beep beep, I’m back in traffic
Hopped in my car, straight hotboxing
Bitch’s mouth dropped when she see the top dropping
And my mouth drop when I see a lot of money
For me, swear that this shit ain’t funny
Instead of allowing Jews to run the US Federal Reserve, Keef would replace its entire board with Black crack dealers who have hands-on experience with how the US economy really works.
Hailing from Chicago, the Chief would also be able to demonstrate that not all Chicago niggas roll like Obama with his faggot posse.
The Benefits of a Real Nigga President
The benefits of making a gangster rapper President of the United States are almost incalculable. Not only will they easily solve all of America’s problems, but they will also entertain us with their hijinks.
Any of these Blacks as President would immediately deal with both faggots, feminists and Jews in the swiftest manner. If these issues were all dealt with, Blacks themselves shouldn’t really be too big of an issue.
The time has come for America to put aside this Mulatto President nonsense, and put a for rill nigga in office as President of the United States of America.
