But I already have a mommy?

It's not a real election system, regardless of the fact that the candidate with the most votes happened to win.

Trump doesn't have any ability to change anything.

Will Trump succeed in his goal to bring McDonald's back to the Russian people?

He says he'll end the Ukraine war (does not mention Israel).

What a shocking surprise!

A big run-up for crypto is good. 

It's almost like he knew Trump was going to win!

Bill Gates should be arrested and his land should be seized and passed out to the peasantry. 

Really?

He's a C-3PO type annoying retard filled with crippling fear.

Sorry, there's not really any other US election news I find to be interesting. I already wrote the thing.

The previous FM was fired for not supporting the American position on Cuba.

My analysis on the big event.

The second Trump presidency is worse than Disney Star Wars.

This is why democracy is so retarded. 

Only option is to escalate, lol.

The most important of all endorsements.

If it's a real election, why didn't she start with that?

This will work.

They want Trump talking about everything he's going to do between being elected and actually being able to do anything.

Mary Poppins ass bitch.

If Fridays is going under, there is a serious problem in the economy.

These Jews have to be removed. We cannot have them here anymore.

Interesting. 

#JustUkraineThings

Democracy dies in a seemingly uncharacteristically cold first week of November.

This is the only political issue women care about or even are capable of understanding.

I suspect RFK Jr. will get ousted somehow, or otherwise not be allowed to do anything. Jared Kushner is running the show, and he wants fluoride in the water of the goyim. 

Because the Jews want a big war with Iran, they are now drumming up various nonsense against the Iranians to upset white women. 

He also said people who vote for Democrats are demonic.

Just feel blessed they reported on you.

It's a genocide. The Jews are killing people on purpose in order to shock the Palestinians and the entire world. They are planning to take all the land. 

If poor people were not stupid, they would not be poor. 

It sure looks like they're planning some kind of major war here, huh?

Hey, France - you didn't bring millions of brown people into your country, did you? 

When you're Jewish, you can even turn your crimes into a profit opportunity. 

America comes in and gives your country over to women and the gays. This is what happens. Then, all of a sudden, you're ready to fight against Russia because they are too masculine and heterosexual. 

Israel is a rogue nation and should not be allowed to masquerade as a normal country. 

Just look at her dead black eyes.

Still no evidence this is actually happening. 

Russia is becoming the Christian empire that history demands it become.

I would think real women would be mad that they are now all under suspicion of being trannies. But women are literally retarded. 

Blacks shouldn't really be the problem that they are.

Woe unto ye, oh Babylon. 

The UN has burned all of their legitimacy by refusing to do anything about Israel.

Women literally do not care about anything else.

There is no country that fears China more than they fear the US. China has done nothing threatening to anyone.

The EU globalists are now protectionists for some reason.

The Amish are trying to destroy Halloween. 

We are on the cusp of something magical, dear friends.

Unfortunately for these freaks, Koreans can defend themselves.

The study ended in 2021, so it's gotta be three times that now.

Who knew there were even this many men left in the Ukraine? 

Denny's is a stain on the soul of this great nation.

What even is this?

China is dominating in all areas while the US fades away. 

This isn't really news. It was his main campaign platform.

Yikes.

He got 14 months for real CP while AI CP gets you 18 years.

Hey, finally.

The people in Washington seem convinced Russians won't actually send nukes. 

Why didn't he use Haiti in the joke though?

Why would that guy say that Puerto Rico is a pile of garbage?

There's a silver lining.

For women in Georgia, it's "ass-hole or no hole."

Obviously, people wake up during these harvesting operations all the time, it's just that in one case the sickening serial killer doctors got caught and it broke the news. 

Imagine that the Jews flooded our country with immigrants from Islamic countries, then they started massacring Islamic children. 

He didn't bother to say it, but he's said repeatedly that he wants everything for Israel.

What is the law?

Is this real or not?

Selling Twitter as "free speech" is a gigantic scam.

Happy Halloween, everyone.

Buckle up, because if you're gay, Jewish, Mexican, black, Latinx, LGBTQIOA+, or anything similar to that, you're going to a vitriolic and racist death camp.

Great achievement, Stevie. Thanks.

That's how they get you.

But Elon is white?

There's no evidence the Jewish attack was anything other than a show and a provocation. 

It's a big job, but I'm a big guy and I can take it. 

This puts the Ukraine into a category with Israel. 

Not bad, it's fine.

Not much information available yet.

No one died.

New series launched to satiate your sexual voyeurism.

What?

Hacking attribution is always retarded, even if you can prove something was hacked. 

This stupid bullshit is coming up quick.

So, is France at war with Israel now? 

Poland is using anal AI to replace radio hosts. I don't support anal, but if the humans are also anal, I side with the robots.

Who is in charge here?

I guess I could have just put Mia Khalifa's name in the title. 

Who is surprised by these side effects? What moron?

The United Nations was at the meeting.

The road to a utopia is paved with explosives.

I wonder why CNN reports on these atrocities???

I'm not gonna play them up too much, but there are a few that are alright. 

Schools are faggot factories.

Is this funny or sad?

This language seems a bit too supervillainy. 

They need more blacks.

This is the dawn of mainstream antisemitism.

Well, that seems unlikely.

I guess the obvious solution is to send more women to the front lines.

There is only one group that I am aware of who has done this in the past.

Most of them are coming from this bitch's homeland.

Haha!

Female drivers are a threat to the roads, to the air, and to the high seas. 

It's San Francisco and all male stewardesses are gay by definition, so it's likely that this individual associates the word "suicide" with trannies. 

Are Trump's own kids going to go fight in this war?

Germany apparently has no control over EU law.

I'm sure it happens in countries without DEI, too.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

Jesus told you to pick up a sword.

How is a "normal person" supposed to interpret this?

Oh, these are real?

It's a conundrum when the Jews tell you to evacuate, because half the time they're just trying to lure you out onto the road so they can murder you more efficiently. 

Thank you.

It takes a long time for a race to become great, but the blood of lesser races can pollute it very quickly.

Careful, Uncle Sam, you cocksucking faggot.

She couldn't even jettison 0.02% of the "migrants."

Everyone will be very happy if they get deployed to kill the sickening tranny faggot hohols. 

LONG ARTICLE.

We never should have let technology become reality in the first place.

So much for the peace candidate, haha.

The battle rages!

Elon is right that he's fucked if Trump doesn't win.

This dude did not die in a bombing. He led a shooting raid on the Jews, personally. 

He's not very charismatic.

I have zero doubt that he put up these antisemitic billboards and then blamed hackers. 

To what end?

There's nothing going on in the news, same stupid boring bullshit, and I'm too tired to write something interesting because I have a brain tumor.

Where else could they be applying their ability to create fake online personas?

Wat?

The recent show had fake robotaxis and fake robots. It was a gigantic sham. 

Maybe cry harder, I guess?

Who knows if this is true.

Good on Macron. 

It's the only migrant crime that is illegal.

This is obviously another conspiracy to sabotage the goyim.

What is this bitch up to now?