Maybe if Abbott had legs, he'd be willing to stand up for the American people.
Read More »NY Post Says Trump Wanted RFK Jr. as His VP
This would be more interesting, maybe.
Read More »West Africa: Russia-Aligned Countries Officially Exit US-Controlled Democracy Union
US LOSING yet again.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday Edition
Right on time, as always.
Read More »Drone Attack: 3 American Troops Dead, 34 Wounded in Jordan
Well, now we have dead Americans.
Read More »UK: Negro Who Stabbed Up the Whites Will Spend Rest of His Life Building Legos
Won't this just encourage murder?
Read More »Medvedev Says Civil War Could Erupt Over Texas Border Dispute
Ain't nobody doing nothing.
Read More »Houthis Claim They Hit American Warship in the Gulf of Aden
Getting hot, hot, hot!
Read More »“Naming the Jew” is the Marker of True Quality in Right-Wing Media
Here's the question: is it possible to fight a global elite that you can't even identify, let alone define?
Read More »Navy Lowering Requirements, Recruiting Dipshits Who Flunked Out of High School
Don't worry. They are so far away from being able to fight this global war they are ostensibly planning, it's not a valid concern.
Read More »The Ukraine Uncovers Mass Fraud in the Purchase of Weapons
The Ukraine is probably the most corrupt place in the planet.
Read More »Watch: Weather Supremacists Throw Soup at Mona Lisa to Promote… Healthy Food???
I also support healthy food!
Read More »God’s Boomer Army Doing Convoy to Protest the Border – Because Maybe Another Protest Will Fix Something Somehow?
What are they going to do???
Read More »Australia: Women and Non-Whites Protest National Day, Attack Monuments
The woman is our misfortune.
Read More »Philadelphia City Council Considering Curfew on Restaurants Because of Zombie Drug Addicts
How about they physically remove the addicts instead?
Read More »James Woods Getting MeToo’d for Comments Decades Ago
If you can now be metoo'd for trying to pick up sluts, what's next?
Read More »Russia Moving to Ban Homosexual Emojis…!
They need to totally cleanse the society of all anal influences...!
Read More »Pictures of a Young Superman Show What a Healthy Man Looks Like When He’s Not on Steroids
This is useful.
Read More »Museums Shutting Down Indian Exhibits After New Law Passed Banning Indian Exhibits
Indians are all professional whiners these days.
Read More »Huawei Attempting to Fully Break Free of the Google Prison
It's a long, hard road to digital freedom.
Read More »UPDATE: Vince McMahon Forced Out of WWE After Accusations of Pooping on a Hooker’s Head
I don't believe this at all.
Read More »No Worries: 50-Year-Old Celebrity Who Died Suddenly Actually Died from Being Too Drunk
So, everyone should learn the lesson: if you're drunk, be careful what position you fall asleep in!
Read More »Sky News Apologizes After Host Compares Gaza Genocide to the Nazis
They did not apologize to the Nazis - they apologized to the baby-killing Jews!
Read More »Singapore: Teen Chinese White Supremacist Sent to Counseling After Being Accused of Planning Violence
There's no evidence he planned anything.
Read More »House Republican Bill Trying to Stop Biden’s Border Patrol from Cutting Razor Wire
The razor wire makes it difficult for Border Patrol agents to help the migrants.
Read More »Spanish Serial Kisser to Face Trial, Possible Jail Time Over Doomed Peck at Women’s World Cup
PRISON SENTENCE OF ONE TO FOUR YEARS!
Read More »Arab NYU Professor Suspended for Telling Students Hamas Didn’t Behead Babies
Where's the evidence, Jews?
Read More »Man Who Tried to Bribe Kari Lake on Secret Recording Foolishly Doesn’t Claim It’s AI
Why would he not at least try to make that claim? Getting caught lying about that would be much less extreme than what he said on the tape.
Read More »That Bitch Who Murdered Her Boyfriend Sentenced to Two Years’ Probation
It's okay because she was high on weed. You can kill people now if you're high on weed. It's legal.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Wednesday Edition
Just a bit late, that's all.
Read More »Sean Strickland’s Anti-Homo Rant Might Have Been Cringe, But It’s a Good Sign
A couple of years ago, this would have been impossible.
Read More »Hohols Shoot Down Russian Plane Filled with Their Own POWs
This is such a weird war.
Read More »Nimrata Randhawa Won 43% of the Vote in New Hampshire
This is a chill wind blowing.
Read More »Competency Crisis: British Flight to New York Canceled After Passenger Notices There’s No Bolts on the Wing
Affirmative Action is finally collapsing society.
Read More »It Begins: Maryland Principal Claims Audio of Him Saying Politically Incorrect Things is AI-Generated
An anonymously leaked recording means literally nothing in the year 2024.
Read More »Slutwatch: Arkansas Teacher Pleads Guilty to Having Sex with Student Up to 30 Times
This is what women are up to in their workplace.
Read More »Mexico Says They’re Going to Sue US Gun Manufacturers
The is an absolute sham.
Read More »Spineless Fatboy Elon Visits Auschwitz with Ben Shapiro
What is the point of cowardice? How does it benefit a man to gain the whole world but lose his own soul?
Read More »Stupid Headlines About the Downfall of “The Misshapen Meatball Man”
How do people react when they see that the media says totally nonsensical things? I guess they either believe it or say: "Well. I don't know about all that, but you just gotta, you know, you just gotta look at what's out there and keep your eyes open, because we can't say nothing about that liberal media."
Read More »Senior Hamas Official Rejects Two-State Solution, Says Israel Isn’t Legitimate
ONE-STATE SOLUTION
Read More »US Does More Major Strikes on Yemen for Some Reason
Oh and the very independent and autonomous UK government is also on board.
Read More »As the Earth Continues to Heat Up as a Result of Food Farms, Dozens of Americans Die of Cold
Nigga that's like some Atlantis Morriset type shit.
Read More »It Begins: “Palworld,” First Viral Game of 2024, Accused of Using AI to Rip Off Pokemon
We return to the Illness Revelations, once again.
Read More »Ron DeSantis Surrenders, Endorses Trump
What does it mean?
Read More »Japan: Woman Author Wins Prestigious Literary Award with Book Partially Written with AI
Total ROBOT victory!
Read More »US Planning “Sustained Campaign” Against Yemen
Best euphemism for "war."
Read More »Shock as CoinGecko Announces Most Shitcoins are Rug-Pulls
Don't hate the player, kid. Hate the game.
Read More »Watch: Somali Students Fight African-Americans in Minneapolis High School
Vibrant, enriching diversity.
Read More »Zelensky Shill Claims Funding the War is a Really Good Deal for the US
What?
Read More »Jews Bomb Residential Area in Syria, Kill Several Iranians
This story is actually interesting. Find out why!
Read More »Palestinian with American Citizenship Killed by Jews in West Bank
Does this mean something?
Read More »Americans are Too Fat to “Unleash Chaos and Bedlam”
No one can explain the logic of a Trump reelection.
Read More »22-Year-Old Rapper Throws Baby Shower for Five Women He Got Pregnant at the Same Time
I'm the only one who will ever tell you the truth about women.
Read More »WEF: The Bane of Russia Loses Battle Against Water Bottle Lid
Russia was easy. This German bottle? No so much.
Read More »Bloodsucker Fatmerica Claims “No Evidence” of Jew War Crimes in Gaza
Imagine that Americans are okay with this.
Read More »Zuck Announces Plan to Make AI Open Source – For the People!
KING
Read More »Boris Johnson Endorses Trump, Claims He’ll Support the Ukraine War
Huh.
Read More »China: Man Unjustly Disqualified from Marathon for Smoking After Finishing with a Good Time
Uncle Chen is a hero, proving once again that the anti-smoking movement is a conspiracy by women who just want to take away everything that men enjoy out of spite.
Read More »Bibi Says He’s Already Attacking Iran – US has No Choice But to Go Along for the Ride
This won't work, actually.
Read More »The “Peace Plan” That Zelensky Presented at the WEF is Bonkers
Meanwhile, the boomers are totally obsessed with stuff you read on the Daily Stormer many years ago.
Read More »Bitchmade Nigga Kanye to Release 40-Minute Video of Himself Apologizing to Jews
Literally "yes massa, I'm sorry massa, I won't do it again, massa."
Read More »Poland: Hero Who Disrupted Satanic Jewish Ritual to be Put on Trial for Hurting the Jews’ Feelings
Grzegorz Braun should be the king of Poland.
Read More »Faggots Trying to Flee Russia as Government Cracks Down on LGBTQ “Community”
Russia is back.
Read More »Watch: Brutish Female Coffee Shop Employee Jumps Over Counter, Fights Manager
She had to react that way because of slavery.
Read More »DeSantis Could Make a Fortune Selling These Fancy Shoes
This is a major scientific advancement.
Read More »Philippines’ Marcos is Just a Total Shill for the Americans
It's inexplicable.
Read More »Putin Warns That the Ukraine’s Statehood is at Risk, Says Russia Won’t Give Up Gains
Meanwhile, the Ukraine considers conscripting women.
Read More »As Free Speech War Totally Lost, “Hate Speech” Groups Now Moving to Silence Global Warming Skeptics
In a democracy, no topic is open to open debate, because people could hear bad information and vote the wrong way. That's why they have free speech in autocracies, but we can't afford it in a democracy.
Read More »#SlutsForPalestine is Going to End with #BurkasForSluts
These sluts are so retarded, they have no idea that the Jews they are now opposing are the selfsame Jews who gave them all of these freedoms.
Read More »Vivek Dips Out, Endorses Trump
All the polling was correct. It was actually shockingly accurate, more so than you would even expect it to be.
Read More »Hamas Reveals Jewish Strikes Killed 2 of 3 Hostages
Israel does not care about the hostages.
Read More »Memetic Monday: “Tunneler Tuesday” Edition
Someone needs to figure out what those Jews were doing in those tunnels.
Read More »Arestovich Lives in the US and Continues to Criticize the Zelensky Regime
It's totally insane that Zelensky's literal number one guy through the entire first half of the year has all the same talking points as me on this issue and no one knows it.
Read More »Stay Cool. Never Relax.
Watch video of man not relaxing. Always be ready to behave this way. Blacks are everywhere now and they are allowed to commit violent crimes.
Read More »Iran Bombs Kurd, ISIS and Mossad Terrorists in Iraq and Syria
Iran is acting very boldly. Wonder why.
Read More »Shock as Trump Wins Frozen Iowa Caucus
This is about the number I would have expected.
Read More »Damn, That Bitch is Black, Black
The Civil Rights Act should be repealed, not championed by conservatives.
Read More »Coach Red Pill was Murdered by the US Government
We will never forget the Coach.
Read More »Keev Commander Says Military Mostly “Very Old Men”
Average age is over 40. This has never happened before in history.
Read More »James Earl Ray Day Marred by Technical Difficulties
We want to hit the nasty problem of ongoing downtime right in the face with a .30-06 bullet fired from a Remington Model 760 rifle.
Read More »Federal Aviation Administration Actively Hiring Retards, Cripples to Increase Diversity
Like everyone who believes in democracy, I would rather get sucked out of a jet than live in a country where retarded people are prevented from working at high levels in the aviation industry.
Read More »Apple Offering Rare Discount on iPhones in China as People Choose Huawei
They're practically begging people to buy iPhones.
Read More »Hamas Releases Video Saying They Will Reveal the Fate of Hostages Later Today
These hostages sure do look calm and healthy.
Read More »NYT Says US Strikes on Yemen Mostly Failed
It turns out that smart bombs do not have a very high intelligence level.
Read More »Germany has No Idea What Happens to the Weapons It Sent to the Ukraine
You can't win 'em all.
Read More »Child Murderer Netanyahu has No Respect for Child Murderer Biden
It's so funny that Biden repeatedly declares "unconditional support," then is outraged by having no leverage.
Read More »Please be Patient: Upgrading Site
This should fix downtime for the site, permanently (or at least for a long time).
Read More »UK: Funny Deepfake Ads of Rishi Allegedly Threatening Democracy
Without extreme censorship, Democracy cannot survive.
Read More »Coach Red Pill Finally Dies in the Ukraine
And so ends the epic ballad of The Coach.
Read More »Anti-Drone Gun: Ridiculous or Bad Ass?
It's very weird looking.
Read More »New York City Sinking Under the Weight of Its Buildings
Jew tunnels are not helping the structural integrity of these islands.
Read More »ETF Approved, BTC Drops Massively. Weird.
Don't worry about it.
Read More »Fatmercia Just Started a War with Yemen – 60 “Sites” Bombed
Welp.
Read More »Iran Seizes the Oil Tanker America Confiscated Last Year
Iran is making moves, boy.
Read More »US Intelligence Says Hezbollah Could Attack America
Why would they want to do that, I wonder?
Read More »Bitcoin Jumps Back to $47,000
Who knows where it's going. Probably, the ETF thing is not particularly relevant either way, unless you are planning on buying and selling to try to make a quick profit.
Read More »Trashy Congresswhore Gets in Trashy Fight with Ex-Husband in a Bar
Is this the face of America? Do Americans want this face? What happened to Elvis' America???
Read More »Red Pills for Babies, Revisited
Is race a "social construct" or a biological reality?
Read More »Real Headline: 1488 People Dying of Covid EVERY WEEK
They are going to bring it back. The whole virus thing. Guaranteed.
Read More »Brandon Worried About Growing Divide Between Zelensky and Top General
DO A COUP, FAGGOT. NOW IS THE TIME.
Read More »Hunter Biden Storms Out of Surprise Appearance Before Congressional Skank Caucus
GAYYYYYYY
Read More »Putin Advises “Europe” to Focus on Their Own Problems
Things always work out better when everyone focuses on their own problems.
Read More »Brooklyn High School Shuts Down to Become Migrant Shelter
High school is retarded anyway.
Read More »Used-Up Skank Finds Girls Elvis Dated When They Were 14, All Still Love Him
Elvis was the best thing about America.
Read More »Keev Orders 50,000 Women’s Military Uniforms
If a woman ever pointed a gun at me, I would slap it out of her hands and rape her.
Read More »The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet from the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real
People claiming that the ETF approval was "already built in" to the price proved to be retards.
Read More »Memetic Monday was Always on Tuesdays
It was a rough Monday, folks.
Read More »Secret Jew Tunnels Contain Filthy Mattress, Apparently from Some Sickening Ritual
This will give you nightmares.
Read More »Missouri: Cops Arrest 16-Year-Old’s Father for Allowing Son to Have Sex with Female Teacher
When will the madness end???
Read More »Lululemon Founder Condemns Gross Fat Black People in Company’s Ads
Many companies are backing away from putting ugly people in ads as the memory of George Floyd fades.
Read More »Biden Drags Up Dylann Roof Story, Says Trump is Dylann Roof, Responsible for the Civil War
Who is writing these talking points?
Read More »Happy Birthday, Elvis
Elvis was a lot more important than 911, which I don't care about at all.
Read More »I’m Doing Those Memes Tomorrow, I Feel Like Shit
Too busy looking at charts.
Read More »Mexico Doing a Better Job at Protecting US Border Than American Government
Mexico is a much better country.
Read More »Alex Jones Shits All Over January 6 “Insurrection” Debate, Making a Mockery of Government Believers
I support it.
Read More »Blinken Visiting Israel’s Arab Neighbors, Trying to Prevent Real Holocaust
Blinken: the wandering Jew.
Read More »Former Queens Assistant Principal had “Sexual Contact” with Student, Investigation Reveals
Women should wear body cameras in the workplace.
Read More »School Shootings Don’t Matter
We don't have to do anything.
Read More »Hezbollah Hits Jew Terror Base Near the Border, Says Jews BTFO
I believe it. Jews are trying to cover up casualties.
Read More »Alleged Vegetable John Fetterman Speaks in Full Sentences in Denouncing Opposition to Israel’s War
This follows along with my theory that John Fetterman was only pretending to be retarded in order to get elected.
Read More »Violent Talking Gorilla Undergoes Secret Surgery, Gets Caught
No rules.
Read More »McDonald’s Allegedly Losing Serious Money from Boycott Over Their Support of Jewish Baby-Killers
Why did McDonald's associate their brand with the mass murder of children?
Read More »Israel Withdrawing Some Troops from Gaza, US Reportedly Claims Credit
It's actually because they are losing very badly and need an exit strategy.
Read More »Twisted Boy-Lover Lindsey Gives Sickening Rimjob to Bibi, Falsely Claims He’ll Create “Nightmare” for Iran
One can only imagine that Lindsey Graham is very good at creating nightmares.
Read More »Nasrallah Says He Didn’t Even Know What “Seychelles” Was, Had to Google It
The US is stressing itself to the limit, while being hated by more or less the entire world.
Read More »Ratty US Spokesman Says “Ukraine” Funding Will be Less Than in 2022-23
But what about our democracy? That's who we are.
Read More »Jews Say They Want to Resettle Gazans in Africa!
Why don't you Jews go to Africa?
Read More »Alex Jones Interviews Brother Nathanael Kapner, Deletes Interview
The fact that Jones is now interviewing antisemites shows which ways the winds are blowing.
Read More »American 13-Year-Old Becomes First Human to Ever Beat Tetris
I advise young kids to get into Tetris.
Read More »Louisiana: Female Teacher Gives 15-Year-Old Student a Handjob in Front of Her Kid
Women are known to do worse things.
Read More »NYC Subway Trains Collide, At Least 24 Injured
The New Americans don't even know how to operate trains.
Read More »A Reader Comments on Defenders of “Pope Francis”
It would be difficult for anyone to break this down into fewer words.
Read More »US Claims Neither It Nor Israel Responsible for Biggest Terrorist Attack in Iran in 42 Years
Also, no one did the drone attack on Beirut.
Read More »French Classify Use of Cluster Bombs on Russian Civilians as “Self-Defense”
This is a fascinating new form of thinking.
Read More »Disgusting Keev FM Aggressively Demands US Give $61 Billion, Says No Plan B
Imagine a homeless beggar coming up to you and saying "you have sufficient resources to buy me a case of Colt 45."
Read More »US Biggest Exporter of LNG After Banning Europe from Buying Russian Gas
It's just a coincidence that forcing Europe to boycott Russian gas was profitable for the US.
Read More »After Gay Resignation, Questions Emerge About the Continued Viability of Jewish Whining
Jews vomited up all their cards. What now?
Read More »Netherlands: Army Chief Says to Prepare for Total War with Russia
The military is an institution which, like all institutions, pushes for not only survival but expansion. That's one underlying problem, but the government has a responsibility to rein in institutions that have become destructive to society.
Read More »Not Much Happened in the Missing Week
But here are the main things I would have been writing about if I was writing.
Read More »Green Day Band Rebels Against Donald Trump
Many are now wondering if Green Day has gone too far.
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