He doesn't seem worried.
Read More »Official Gaza Death Toll Passes 40,000, While Total Death is at Least 4 Times That
No one is alive under the rubble. I think that's safe to say.
Read More »UK: Poll Says 1/3 of the Population Believes Violence is the Only Solution to Immigrant Problem
Hang this blessed DJ.
Read More »WSJ Says Zelensky Approved Nord Stream Pipe Bombing
Who gives a fuck?
Read More »World Shocked as Investigation Reveals Jews Use Palestinians as Human Shields as Standard Procedure!
How did people not know about this already?
Read More »Migrant Encampment in Manhattan Park Run by West Africans Now Features “Bomb Ass” Open-Air Drug Market
The fact that all of these people were allowed to enter the country in the first place is proof that America is a joke.
Read More »Outrage After Concerned Citizens Fix Skin of Black “Italian” Olympic Champion in Mural
People are tired of blacks.
Read More »Jewish “Anti-Hate” Organization Demands More Censorship on Instagram, Claims Women Can’t be Criticized
If a private organization is working with government officials to undermine the US Constitution, everyone involved is engaged in sedition.
Read More »“Biden-Harris” Sending Billions More in Weapons to Baby-Killing Kikes as Majority of US Says They Don’t Care If Iran Wipes Them Out
Donald Trump is vowing to make the White House even more Jewish.
Read More »NYPD to Flood Central Park with Drones to Somehow “Fight Crime”
Are the drones going to drop hand grenades, like in the Ukraine videos we all watch on Telegram?
Read More »Iran Says If Israel Agrees to a Ceasefire in Gaza, They Won’t Retaliate for Assassination
Seems... unlikely.
Read More »UK: Alleged White Man Who Stabbed Girls and was Stopped by Paki Identified as Homeless Romanian Who Can’t Speak English
IMMIGRANT!
Read More »“Advocacy Group” Whines About Twitter “Training AI” “Without User Consent”
Oh so I have to defend Elon twice in one week, huh?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Yes, It’s Tuesday, But This Collection is the Bomb Digity
Yeah, it's late, my dearest friends. But it's good. I promise you'll have a lot of fun.
Read More »Trump Tells Elon He Experienced a Miracle, “More of a Believer” Now
Cringe.
Read More »Shock as Latest Miracle “Artificial Sweetener” Turns Out to be Just as Unhealthy as Every Other Version
Of course this is poison.
Read More »Toxic Gas from Landfills is a Major Source of PFAS Pollution (JUST BURN THE TRASH!)
Here's the deal: burn the trash.
Read More »Elon Should be Arrested for Anti-Stabbing Content, Says Former Twitter Exec in Guardian Op-Ed
Did you see where some cop in the UK threatened to arrest Elon Musk for being against stabbing?
Read More »New York: Man Shouts “Free Palestine” and Stabs Jew (We’re Never Going to Hear the End of This)
I don't understand what Jews expected?
Read More »UK: Former MI6 Agent Who Penned Fake Pissgate Dossier Says Russia Tricked British Into Being Against Stabbing Children
Goofy.
Read More »Taking the 2024 Election Seriously Makes You Look Stupid and Delusional
Remember: I just do one article on Sundays, which is pre-written (usually on Saturday), because I'm taking Sundays off for religious reasons. I actually woke up and wrote this one before Church, because... well, you know. A goat fell in a well. This is political, and I sort of want to do spiritually uplifting stuff for my special Sunday articles. But this has a spiritual angle. Click to find out what it is!
Read More »Elon Musk Alienating Tesla’s Target Market with Pro-Trump and Anti-Tranny Rhetoric
The real problem with Tesla is that they make shitty cars.
Read More »Memetic Saturday: Memes are a Dish Best Served Cold…
Look - the week isn't over yet.
Read More »Taking Cues from Kamala, Trump Planning Rap Concert at Rally
This sucks.
Read More »NYC: Black Gentleman Smacks the “Empowerment” Out of White Female NYPD Cop
I love this.
Read More »Russia: Emergency Declared in Response to Lunatic Hohol Terrorist Rampage Inside Russia
What's the plan here, guys?
Read More »UK: Starmer Says Anti-Stabbing Movement Result of Internet Misinformation
It's not even possible to have more censorship in the UK.
Read More »California: Governor Gavin Newsom Leads Assault on Homeless Encampment…!?
This is totally confusing.
Read More »Maduro Blocks Twitter for 10 Days, Urges Supporters to Move to WeChat, Telegram
Everyone eventually admits I'm right. It's just a matter of how much pain they experience before that point.
Read More »Chicago: City Approves Anti-Israel Protests at the DNC
Why??? I wonder why???
Read More »With Negotiator Dead, Countries Continue Dreaming About Gaza Ceasefire
Just give up. It's not happening.
Read More »EU and UK Condemn Jews After Top Minister Condones Mass Starvation of 2 Million as “Justified and Moral”
These must be the most honest Jews ever.
Read More »UK Police Continue to Propel Pro-Stabbing Aliens in War Against Against Native Population (Anti-Stabbers)
It looks like the riots are probably over. For now.
Read More »Watch: Biden Says He’s Not Confident at All in Peaceful Transfer, Regardless of Who Wins
I think he's saying leftists will also riot?
Read More »NASA Finally Considering Asking Elon to Rescue Astronauts Trapped by Boeing Failure
I'm sure Elon can fix this. He's really good at technology.
Read More »UK and Egypt Tell Airlines to Avoid Iranian and Lebanese Airspace as Israel Ups the Ante
Final countdown!
Read More »Man Who Stopped Southport Stabber “Dismayed” Over Starmer Cracking Down on Anti-Stabbing Protesters
People are having a hard time processing that their government is siding with the criminal aliens.
Read More »UK: Pro-Stabbing Cops Monitoring Anti-Stabbing Protesters on TikTok, Looking for Incriminating Footage
The pro-stabbing government recently endorsed chopping as well.
Read More »EPA Finally Bans IQ-Lowering Weedkiller Dacthal – First Emergency Suspension Since 1983
Hey, it's something. I guess.
Read More »The Guardian Claims That Someone, Somewhere is Trying to Guide Anti-Stabbing Movement to Attack Jews
Who???
Read More »Elon Musk’s Tranny Son Attacks!
Hahaha.
Read More »Media: “Architect” of October 7th Attack Now New Leader of Hamas
He's more than ten times the maximum percentage of violence.
Read More »ZOGbots Injured in Rocket Attack on US “Base” in Iraq
Does Iran even care about the effects of communism in South America?
Read More »Tim Walz in as Coconut Brat VP After Inventing “Weird People” Meme
If JD Vance ever tried to take an abortion book from my daughter, I would have some kind of mental breakdown.
Read More »Secretaries of State Call on Musk to Make His Robot Work Better to Save Democracy
I'll shit on Musk all day but I will defend his crappy robot.
Read More »Trump Tells Adin Ross Nobody Would Attack Israel Under His Watch
Who cares, Donald?
Read More »Israeli Officials Whine That Netanyahu is Avoiding Ceasefire Deal on Purpose (As If This was a Secret)
It's all pretty much riding on the US presidential election.
Read More »Hot Takes on the British Finally Rioting Against Immigrants
I've got none.
Read More »Entire West Now Pushing for New War in Venezuela
Where does this fall on the Ukraine-Israel spectrum?
Read More »UK: Government Warns Anti-Stabbing Protesters They Will “Pay the Price” and “Regret This”
This whole mass immigration project was never going to not result in mass violence.
Read More »After a Week, The Vatican Finally Calls Olympics Opening Ceremony “Offensive”
Great job, guys.
Read More »The Entire Narrative is Shifting on a Bunch of Issues (Atlantic City Banning Homelessness)
Anti-homeless now. No one asks why.
Read More »Even the Taliban Didn’t “Solve” the Woman Problem. They Just Manage It Intelligently.
We have to implement a Taliban type system in the West, or the West will not survive.
Read More »Pentagram Deploying More Warships and Fighter Jets to the Middle East as Total War Looms
This seems good.
Read More »UK: As Government Releases Pro-Stabbing Defense Forces, Anti-Stabbers Burn Building, Fight Cops
I think the soundtrack of the anti-stabbing revolution should be The Smiths' "Panic."
Read More »Rand Paul Calls Out “Kids Online Safety Act” as Giving Government “Bizarre” Censorship Powers
Because anything can cause anxiety.
Read More »Justice Department Sues TikTok with Goofy “Save the Children” Bullshit
Fuck them kids.
Read More »Secret Service Now Claims Their Drone Detection Tech Also Failed During Trump Shooting
This is equivalent to when they said the cameras stopped working when Jeffrey Epstein "killed himself."
Read More »UK: Starmer Announces New “Violent Disorder” Unit, Mass Censorship, Destruction of Anti-Stabbing Movement
Why not an anti-stabbing unit?
Read More »Mexican Demands Cash on the Barrelhead from Negress He Married on Game Show
They should have made a sequel show about the divorce called "Help! I Married a Nigger!"
Read More »Whiny Western Fiends Claim Chinese Record Breaking Swimmer Isn’t Human
Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?
Read More »UK: Mass Child-Stabber Named as Negro Axel Rudakubana, Judge Denounces “Idiotic Rioting”
What are people supposed to do though?
Read More »Olympics: Biofronthole Boxer Gives Up in Battle Against Male Type Creature in 46 Seconds!
This brings me joy.
Read More »Christian Zionism is Making a Comeback as Middle East Tensions Rise
It's easy to just blame "Christian Zionists" for things done by the Jews, isn't it?
Read More »Army Says Recruitment Partnership with The Rock Actually Made Things Worse
I could have told them this. I have a totally different plan for army recruitment that would actually work.
Read More »Trump Asks If Kamala is Indian or Black, Notes That She Somehow “Became” a Black Person
lol
Read More »Canada Sends Warship Through Chinese Waters to “Reaffirm Commitment to an Inclusive Indo-Pacific”
That really should be parody, but instead it's real life.
Read More »Trump Says Jews Who Don’t Vote for Him are “Absolute Fools”
If the Jews who don't vote for you are fools, aren't the gentiles who vote for you fools?
Read More »Israel Assassinates Hamas Political Leader in Iran
Everything is escalating, just as the Jews said they wanted it to.
Read More »White Nationalism at Last: Democrat Party Rallies “White Dudes” for Harris
This whole thing is very strange.
Read More »Gorilla Chieftain Lloyd Austin Swears Allegiance to Israel After Arabian Soccer Field Massacre
Israel has been saying this whole time they were going to invade Lebanon.
Read More »UK: Female Prison Guard Threatened with Life in Prison for Sex with Inmate
Who cares? What did you think was going to happen?
Read More »Democrats Switch from Calling Trump a Fascist to Calling Him “Weird”
Obviously, switching from "Hitler" to "just sorta weird" is a pretty big shift, but so was switching from Biden to Kamala.
Read More »Olympic Camera Operators Told to Not Take Ass Pics of Dirty Sluts
This was the only reason people watched women's sports.
Read More »UK Cancels Decision to Cut Arms to Israel After Jews Begin Bombing Lebanon
Shock is felt by all.
Read More »OnlyFans Whores Use AI Bot “Chatters” to Extract Money from Men
Porn is going to ban itself.
Read More »After Being Politely Asked by America Not to Bomb Beirut, Jews Bomb Beirut
Hezbollah didn't bomb the football field. That was a stupid claim, and just an excuse to attack.
Read More »Memes Today! These Memes are Terrible, But They’re Memes!
This is what we've got. It is what it is.
Read More »Same Spooks Who Said in 2016 Russia was Hacking for Trump Now Say Iran Hacking Against Him
A lot of people support Trump because his ear was scratched.
Read More »Orban Says Asia Taking Over, EU Imploding, Endorses Trump
Trump is going to save us from an Asian world order by... fighting endless expensive wars in the Middle East?
Read More »Brandon Says He’s Gonna… Stop the Supreme Court and Change Constitution Against Trump
I thought this nigga resigned?
Read More »Erdogan Says Turkey May “Enter” Israel Like They Entered Karabakh, Libya
Well, this is the biggest story of the day, by a lot.
Read More »Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
I don't care about elections, but I do care about coins.
Read More »Raw Bros Win Again: Condoms and Lubes Have Mass PFAS
Don't put them condo or them jellies on your penises, just put it in the hole fresh.
Read More »Room Elephant: Evangelical Christians Described the Antichrist as Getting Shot in Public and Saved by a Miracle
I don't know if I believe Trump is the antichrist, but the weirdness of what happened lining up with 30-year-old interpretations of the Book of Revelation is worth looking at if only because no one else is. It is definitely an elephant in the room.
Read More »Some Brief Meta Notes on the State of the Stormer
Thank you, everyone.
Read More »FBI Now Says “Getting Shot” and “Getting Hit by Shrapnel” are Really the Same Thing
Hmmm.
Read More »Barack and Big Mike Officially Endorse Kamala
This doesn't matter.
Read More »Conservatives Whine After FBI Director Says Shrapnel Could Have Caused Trump Ear Scratch
That would make a lot more sense, huh?
Read More »It’s Better to Insert One’s Penis Into a Sofa Than an Indian Pagan Vagina
Don't vote.
Read More »Boeing has No Plans for Stranded Astronauts to Ever Return to Earth
They're going to have to ask Russia for help.
Read More »North Carolina: 6/10 39-Year-Old Female High School Teacher Arrested for Sex with Student
If you are against this, you have to be against women in public.
Read More »Trump’s Nephew Says He was Mad Niggers Scraped His Cadillac Eldorado Convertible
Who wouldn't be mad about that?
Read More »Watch: In Drop-Out Speech, Brandon Says America is “An Idea” That is “Ruled by ‘The People'”
"The people" being a collective entity with a will actually is "an idea," and one that is largely useless for any sort of political purpose.
Read More »US Congress: Bibi Blathers About Burned Babies, Doubles Down on Endless War, Gets 55 Standing Ovations
What is the explanation for this other than "America is controlled by the Jews"? There is no other explanation, which is why you're not allowed to ask any questions as to why this is happening.
Read More »Clarification: Yes, Technically China has Increased Military Spending in the Past Decade
My statements were nonetheless completely correct.
Read More »DC: Protesters Burn Netanyahu Effigy, Attacked by Bloodthirsty Badge Niggers
Hate speech isn't free speech or whatever. Just shut up.
Read More »Elon Musk Attended Bibi’s US Congress Speech as a “Special Guest” of the Israeli Child-Killer
Well, at least he made a sad face the whole time?
Read More »Killing a Tranny Now a Special Crime in Mexico, Carrying a Sentence Up to 70 Years
We have to admit: it does make more sense than US "hate crimes enhancement" laws.
Read More »Pax Sino: Hamas and Fatah Among 14 Palestinian Factions to Sign Unity Agreement in China!
What is the US doing in Palestine? Chinamen are the good guys.
Read More »Free Falling: Tesla Reports Lowest Profits in More Than Five Years, Elon Blames the Chinese
Buried alive!
Read More »It’s Over: George Clooney Endorses Kamala
This article is long and contains totally unrelated information.
Read More »Elon Musk Says He was Tricked Into Turning His Kid Into a Tranny
It's embarrassingly easy to trick him, yes, but that doesn't mean he's not a Tony Stark kind of genius.
Read More »Kamala’s In. They’re Not Switching Her Out. (I’m So Tired of Talking About This.)
The news is the Trump campaign is going to run with Kamala's record of being an Indian who's racist against blacks and locks them up for small marijuana infractions. I can't really tell if I think that is funny or not.
Read More »Hordes of Migrants Trying to Cross the Border Before Trump Takes Office
It doesn't even matter, bro.
Read More »Memetic [Insert Day of Week]: Whatever Happens, I Will Always Love You, My Friend
I feel this is satisfactory. And since "Memetic Monday" has officially changed its name to "Memetic [Insert Day of Week]," it can never be late.
Read More »Secret Cervix Boss Says Ear Scrape Worst Disaster in Decades – Still Not Resigning
This bitch is something else.
Read More »The Ukraine: Jew Mayor of Capital Tells Jew President to Hold Referendum on War with Russia
The Ukraine is losing very badly.
Read More »CNN Anchor Says Josh Shapiro Would be a Risky VP Pick “Because He’s Jewish”
This is so awesome.
Read More »George Soros’ Son Endorses Kamala! Very Interesting Political Intrigue Afoot!
It doesn't matter. Trump already "won."
Read More »Drones, Dead Jews, And the Inevitability of Sino-Futurism
Everything is going to be fine. Just relax.
Read More »Biden Dropped Out So Fewer People Would Conclude “American Democracy” is a Ridiculous Scam
Every Sunday, a goat falls in the well.
Read More »RFK Jr. Claims the Democrat Party is Run by Niggers
Bold statement, Bobby.
Read More »Japanese Government Questioning Stupid Whores as to Why They Refuse to Produce Children
BAN WOMEN.
Read More »SUNDAY CANCELED AGAIN: Biden Drops Out!
He endorsed Kamala.
Read More »Trump’s RNC, Doomed Gay Satanic Bullshit – America Deserves This
My advice is to run.
Read More »Houthis Hit Tel Aviv! New Long-Distance Drone! One Dead Jew, At Least Ten Injured Jews!
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
Read More »CDC Still Whining About Bird Flus, Saying They’re Gonna Do You Dirty Again
IT'S ALL COMING BACK
Read More »American Software Intended to Protect Against Crashes Crashes Global Tech Infrastructure
It's that easy to take down the entire thing, apparently.
Read More »Philadelphia: Black Woman Shouts “Fuck Your Baby, Bitch!” and Shoots 7-Month-Old
This is a textbook example of a person suffering from a chronic lack of reparations.
Read More »Delaware: Female Catholic School Teacher Sends Nudes to 14-Year-Old Student
Many such cases.
Read More »Jew-Loving Evangelical Kooks Claiming “God Saved Trump,” Calling It a “Miracle”
I lack the faith for this one.
Read More »What is the Difference Between These Two Political Parties? (Vote Hilux 2024)
I can tell you this: I don't know where any of this weird shit is going. But it's not going anywhere good.
Read More »OH SHIT NIGGA: It’s on Now: Report Says Obama Telling Biden to Drop Out
HE DID IT.
Read More »Finally: MSNBC Host Joy Reid Says Trump Faked Ear Bleed for Photo-Op
Let's see if she gets fired or suspended or condemned or whatever.
Read More »Jewish Extremist Politician Breaks Into Al-Aqsa Mosque with Soldiers
People don't really understand how whacked out these people around Bibi are.
Read More »MAGA Boomers Now Wearing Fake Ear Bandages “In Solidarity”
Don't do this. Come on.
Read More »California: Tesla Sales Totally Collapsing as Company on the Verge of Becoming Nonviable
Freefall collapse.
Read More »Von der Leyen Secures Second Term as EU Boss After Speech Promising to Build an Army to Protect Ukraine Democracy
She literally said "as long as it takes" again.
Read More »US Military to Dismantle Doomed Pier in Gaza, Declares “Mission Complete”
The mission was to pretend to be doing something.
Read More »If My Father Raped, Killed, And Ate a Baby, I Would Not Change My Last Name
This is a long article about the Donald Trump conspiracy.
Read More »Bibi, Trump, And the Plan
What's up, big guy?
Read More »CNN Report: Pelosi Told Biden He Can’t Win (Before Trump Waved the Bloody Ear)
Wow. Huh.
Read More »Destiny Banned from Kick, Demonetized on Twitter for Mocking Death of Fireman Killed at Trump Rally
He's really a sad little guy.
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: All Those Trump Memes I’m Sure You Wanted
It's the thing now. What do?
Read More »Toxic Chemicals Necessary for “Clean Energy” Batteries Ruining Environment and Human Health
"Clean energy" is a hoax.
Read More »Don Jr. Claims Vicious Kikesucker “JD Vance” (Fake Name) Will be President in 2028
JD Vance is literally Jeb Bush with a talking points update.
Read More »Orban Claims “Trump” Has “Detailed Plan” to End Ukraine Conflict
Israel needs those war resources.
Read More »After Small Ear Injury, Trump Called RFK to Try to Get Him Onside, Pretended to Agree About Vax
Huh.
Read More »Media Now Claiming That Maybe Iran was Behind Trump Shooting (Haha)
We'll see where they go with this. Maybe they're just throwing it out there.
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