How can fat people tell anyone what to do?
Read More »Following Tariffs, Biden Administration Wants to Ban Chinese Tech in Cars
The US claimed that globalism was their first principle, that they wanted a global marketplace for goods. Then all of a sudden they started losing badly, and began crying about their own rules.
Read More »Ghana: Parliament Unanimously Passes Law to Enforce Vaginal Overlordism
Democracy just forces you.
Read More »Matt Walsh’s “Am I Racist?” is the Highest-Grossing Documentary of 2024
Jew Shapiro wins again!
Read More »Son of Second Trump Shooter Arrested for Child Porn
The guy definitely looks like a pervert. But how can you trust the feds to be honest about something like this? They were searching his house in connection to the shooting and just happened to find CP?
Read More »Jews Now Saying They Want to Try to Move All Citizens Out of Northern Gaza Again as Hamas Continues Winning Hard
Imagine losing this bad.
Read More »Iran Says They’re Trying to Avoid Bibi’s All-Out War (Everyone Already Knew That)
You'd best start believing in all-out war. You're in one.
Read More »Guatemala Gets $2 Million From US Taxpayers to Do Tranny Mutilation and Promote “Gay Anal”
Life comes at you fast when you're riding dirty with Creepy Uncle Sam.
Read More »Following CEO’s Arrest in France, Telegram Censor Speech, Hand Over Data
People deserve to have freedom, and it is clearly impossible to have freedom while living in democracy.
Read More »Nuzzi the “Top Slut” Kept Sending Bobby Kennedy Porn, He Repeatedly Blocked Her Number
What a monster.
Read More »NYC: Nazi Sanitation Department Refuse to Accept Sacred Jew Trash Law
This is like Hitler.
Read More »Memetic Monday: This Better be Good
Hopefully you're okay with this.
Read More »Lebanon: Biggest Bombing Yet, Untold Dead, Israel Says It’s Just Getting Started
Apparently, they are trying to avoid an invasion and instead doing a massive bombing campaign.
Read More »Chicago: NY Post Claims Blacks Preparing for Street War Against Venezuelans
It's an interesting story, but it's hyped up tabloid material.
Read More »Media Shocked That RFK Supporters Don’t Care About Sex “Scandals”
According to the media, if you want to be a right-wing politician, you basically have to be Jesus.
Read More »Holidays are Coming: Please Don’t Harass Your Family About the Jews
It's basically Christmas.
Read More »US Delaying Weapons Shipments to the Ukraine
This is what you would expect to see if the State Department was planning on scaling this back.
Read More »Cybertruck Technicals Deployed by Russia to Combat Zone
They're just having fun.
Read More »The Penguin Series Premiere Review: A Failure as a Comic Book Story, A Failure as a Gangster Story
It's a shame the writing is so poor, because Colin Farrell's performance is a lot of fun.
Read More »With Exploding Pager Terrorist Attacks, Israel and the US Have Permanently Altered the Global Security Landscape
We can no longer trust any device that goes through Western supply chains.
Read More »Racist Scandal: Boeing Fires Negro Gentleman in Charge of Space Unit Amidst Stranded Astronaut Scandal
George Floyd must be rolling in his grave.
Read More »Israel Bombs Crowded Beirut Neighborhood in the Biggest Attack on the City in Decades
It makes no sense that people could look at the behavior of Jews today, their lying and criminality, their obsession with child homosexuality and mass murder, and then continue to believe that Hitler was the most evil man in history, or that the Holocaust was real.
Read More »Brooklyn: Black Male Punches Old Woman in the Face, Pushes Her Onto Subway Tracks Because She Did Not Hand Over Her Lighter
If you're going to live in New York, you just have to be willing to give blacks anything they demand.
Read More »Conservatives Have More Advanced Brains Than Liberals, Study Confirms
It's very funny that we now say "race and sex does not exist," but then say "but the groups with the most white men have better brains."
Read More »Jews Claim UN Can’t Issue a Warrant for Bibi Because Bibi is Investigating Himself
The more the UN pushes off the issuing of this warrant, the more ridiculous they become.
Read More »Trump Demands Kamala Disavow Infant Sympathizers, Claims Jews to Blame If He Loses
Great job addressing the only real constituents he has.
Read More »Hidden Cam: Indian Virus Overlord of New York Says He was Having Sex Orgies Under Banks During Lockdowns
Anyone who believes in hoaxes like the coronavirus, vaccines, the Ukraine war, global warming, voting, or any of the rest of this tripe is lower than any dumb animal.
Read More »Arizona: Black Does the Crab-Walk While Moving in for a Rape After Falling for a Fat Ass
Something tells me we haven't heard the last of Lil Crabby.
Read More »Jews Lash Out at Columbia University Interim President for Being Polite to Pro-Toddler Students
This is not the way you prevent another Holocaust.
Read More »China Sanctioning American Companies Over Arms Sales to International Terrorist Supply Center Taiwan
It's all likely to end very badly for Jews.
Read More »Israel Launches Major Bombardment of Lebanon Following Massive Terrorist Attacks
Israel is behind schedule on their war with Lebanon.
Read More »Aryan Goddess AOC Calls Out Jews for Violating International Law with Exploding Pagers and Walkie-Talkies
This has opened a Pandora's box. Any device owned by anyone who does not appreciate Jews could now explode.
Read More »Ebonics Translation: Gangsta Vybes by Finesse2tymes
This song has a theme.
Read More »Criminal Mastermind Musk Now Using Cloudflare to Circumvent Brazil’s Twitter Ban
Everyone on earth must have democracy (fake news and censorship) pumped directly into their brains.
Read More »Trump Buys Burger with Bitcoin!
You know, maybe this whole "kill everyone who opposes the Jews" thing is not so bad.
Read More »Zelensky Victory Plan: Moscow is Now Encircled, As Troops Move in on the Kremlin
It's finally happening. All those Twitter bot accounts were right after all.
Read More »Nazi Federal Reserve Chair Spreads Racist Propaganda, Claiming Migrants Increase Unemployment
This type of hatred is illegal in a democracy.
Read More »More Explosions in Lebanon, This Time from Walkie-Talkies – 9 Dead, 300 Injured
I don't want to victim-blame here, but they should have been very careful after yesterday.
Read More »Lebanon’s Exploding Pagers: Source Claims Mossad Planted Explosives in Taiwan-Made Pagers [UPDATE: Taiwan Blames Hungary!]
Taiwan is no longer a safe country for electronics production. All manufacturing - Nvidia, chiefly - must be moved out of the terroristic fake country of Taiwan.
Read More »Kamala Demands Palestinian State, Calls on Israel to Leave Gaza
She's not gonna do it but what do Jews think of her saying she will?
Read More »EU’s Virus-Based Biometrics Control Grid to Finally Come Into Effect (Allegedly)
It still doesn't work on black people.
Read More »Same White House That Banned TikTok Attacks Brazil for Banning Twitter
This whole "we're the freedom people" gibberish is sickening.
Read More »Zelensky Demands UN and Red Cross Go be Human Shields in Kursk
Distasteful weirdos.
Read More »Putin Orders Massive Increase in Size of Russia’s Military
MASSIVE.
Read More »Iran Says It’s “Showing Restraint” to Prevent Israel from Starting Regional War
Well. This is a lot of restraint.
Read More »Guy Who Attempted to Shoot Trump was a Ukraine Fanatic
We have a lot of insane people in this country.
Read More »Government Deports Venezuelan Who Went on TikTok to Document How Venezuelans Were Exploiting US System
All the other "migrants" are still doing this same stuff. Now you just don't see it.
Read More »Memetic Tuesday: Late and Not Even Really Very Good
Another Monday, another meme collection. Job well done.
Read More »Lebanon: Pagers Apparently Exploding and Blowing Pieces Off of People
So, can Jews just cause any electronic communications device with a battery to explode now? Is that what's happening?
Read More »Ebonics Translation: “Fuck My Cousin II” by Lil Zay Osama & Lil Durk
We intend to promote cross-cultural understanding at the Daily Stormer.
Read More »BASED National Review Editor-in-Chief Calls Haitians “Niggers” on Megyn [sic] Kelly Show
But he can at least work at Daily Stormer.
Read More »UN Whines About Western Support for Baby-Killing Jews, Does Nothing
The Jews are literally slaughtering the UN's own people, but the best they can do is issue a very opaquely-worded statement.
Read More »Suspect in Custody After Supposed Trump Assassination Attempt at Mar-a-Lago
Hmmmm.
Read More »Rabid Jews Label Helpless Retarded Girl “Antisemite of the Week” for Complaining About Incinerated Toddlers
Antisemitism: the great uniter.
Read More »I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT
I don't care if Trump is a Zionist shill and the election is fake: Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris is a complete outrage.
Read More »Spain: Football Players Accused of Requiring Sluts to Sign Hilarious “Sexual Consent Forms”
This is hardcore (pun intended ahahahahaha).
Read More »Springfield: FBI Investigating “Threats Against Haitians” After Trump Says They’re Eating the Pets
It's the old American adage at work: "I might not agree that you ate my dog, but I'll die for your right to eat my cat as well."
Read More »With Supplies of Warm Bodies Drying Up, Poland FM Calls for EU to Send Ukrainian Men Back Home
The Ukraine has a whole new army in the waiting.
Read More »Take Care of Yourself: Self-Empowerment is Not “Defeatism”
Please, just try to relax.
Read More »US Hikes Tariffs on the Chinese Once Again
Just give us the high quality goods at reasonable prices, Jews.
Read More »Anal Marriage Craze Canceled in Asia Due to a Lack of Democracy
This is like another Holocaust.
Read More »France: Court Awards Macron’s Husband €8,000 in Damages Because Women Claimed He’s a Man
How can he be awarded damages without undergoing a DNA test?
Read More »Trump Promises to Deport Springfield Haitians to Venezuela
This will work.
Read More »Infertile Korea is Fully Obsessed with “Deep Fake Porn,” Turning Teenage Boys Having Fun Into National Outrage
It ends up as another way to censor Telegram. Shocker.
Read More »Late Night with the Devil (2023) Review
A competently artistic possession film not bogged down with politics.
Read More »SEAL Team Six Training to Fight the Chinese
The US is planning to fight the whole world.
Read More »Zelensky Says “This is Fine” After Russia Retakes Huge Swathe of Kursk
It's part of the ultimate victory plan!
Read More »Senile Old Coot Brandon Bullied Into Wearing Trump Hat
Goofy.
Read More »Study Claims AI Bots Can Rewire People’s Brains and Trick Them Into Believing Government Horseshit
My robot actually made me more racist.
Read More »North Dakota Judge Says Abortion Ban Unconstitutional Because Abortion Makes Women Happy
"Pursuit of happiness" is not really even a legal matter, but insofar as it is, it just means you have a right to be left alone. It doesn't mean you can kill people.
Read More »Midweek Meme Mania: These are the Best Memes You’ve Ever Seen
We truly are on the up and up.
Read More »Hamas Keeps Saying They Want a Ceasefire, Bibi Says He’ll Never Do It – US Blames Hamas
Americans are fat retards.
Read More »Ultra-Cocksucker McCabe Brings Back “Trump is a Russian Asset” Narrative
Oh jeez man jeez.
Read More »Bulbous UN Chief Demands Jews be Held Accountable for Systematically Murdering UN Aid Workers
The backlash is coming and it's going to make Hitler look like a wimp.
Read More »Jew Blinken and Nigger Lampy Swoop Through KEEV to Ask Jew Zelensky How They Can Suck Him Harder
Zelensky is going to say "give me missiles to hit Moscow."
Read More »Russia Comments on US Debate: “Wrestling Match on the Titanic … The Iceberg is 15 Minutes Away”
Russia saying the US is collapsing is so funny.
Read More »Australia: Satanic Badge-Niggers Attack Thousands of Anti-Jew Protesters Outside Arms Convention
Cops exist to protect Jews.
Read More »Springfield Ultra-Fat Nigger-Lover with Dead Son: “You Know, I Wish My Son was Killed by a 60-Year-Old White Man”
He says racists contact him and he hates them all because he really, really loves niggers.
Read More »Ultimate Debate Showdown: As It Happened
This was literally marketed by ABC as "the ultimate showdown."
Read More »Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris
American "culture" is utterly grotesque. Everything feels like cheap plastic.
Read More »Jew Blinken “Demands Overhaul” of “Israeli Behavior” After “American Turk” Killed by Ratlike Kikes
They didn't do anything after Rachel Corrie, they're not going to do anything about this.
Read More »Brutal Badge-Niggers Attack Pro-Toddler Protesters Outside Presidential Debate
They just attack. They will beat you with a bike.
Read More »Nipples Cuomo Tapped “Contagion” Director to Help Him Stage Virus Hoax
This is what I said was happening. If you recall.
Read More »Finally Funny: Elon Says He’s Gonna RAPE Taylor Swift
Threatening to rape Taylor Swift is a universally funny thing.
Read More »At Least 18 Dead After Jews Do Biggest Strike on Syria Since the Gaza Massacre Began
Did they get bored of bombing Gaza?
Read More »Trump Says He’s Going to Put 100% Tariffs on Countries Not Using the Dollar
This would help the US government, which is why I do not support it.
Read More »iPhone 16 Comes with “Bold New Palette” of Faggotism, Stupid Gimmick “AI” Features
Give us the Chinese phones. We don't want this shit.
Read More »German Cocksucker Says We Should Probably End the Ukraine War Soonish
Germany won't stop supporting the Ukraine until Uncle Sam tells them they're allowed to.
Read More »Bag-Fuckers BTFO: Lawsuit Alleges “Condom” Fuck-Bags Contain Penis-Shrinking Chemicals
DON'T DO IT, SON
Read More »Toria the Hutt Confirms US Torpedoed Zelensky’s Planned Peace Deal in 2022
Do you guys remember The Smashing Pumpkins?
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Got You. You Know It.
The future is already here.
Read More »Only 52% of “Female Doctors” Claim Patients Sexually Harass Them
Apparently, 48% of female doctors are ugly as shit.
Read More »House Blames Joe Brandon for Heinous Afghanistan Surrender Process
That seems reasonable. But maybe it's all someone else's fault somehow?
Read More »Considering the Life to Come
Stay free, keep it easy.
Read More »Trump Says Sanctions on Other Countries are Crashing the US Dollar
This is just an obvious fact that anyone who isn't an insane Ukraine/Israel fanatic is aware of.
Read More »DoJ Claims YouTuber Lauren Chen is a Russian Spy
This seems like a hoax.
Read More »Conor McGregor Says He’s Taking Over Irish Presidency!
This could happen.
Read More »Venezuelan “Opposition Leader” (CIA Cunt) Calls for US to Do “Much More” to Stop Heroic Leader Maduro
Give up, faggots. He already won. The people stand with MADURO. Suck it.
Read More »Nervous Jew Blinken Shakes as He Falsely Claims Jew Ceasefire “90% Ready,” Bibi Calls Him a Liar
Every time, Bibi comes out and says "that guy is lying - I don't agree to any of this."
Read More »Trump is Up in the (Fake) Polls, According to the Jews
Most Jews probably want Trump. The problem is, the Jews that don't want Trump - the leftist Jews - probably have control over the vote-rigging machine in the relevant states.
Read More »Trump Warns Paranoid Jews: You’re Not Going to Have an Israel If Kamala Wins
This is how he wins.
Read More »Pavel Durov Issues Statement Regarding His Strange Arrest in France
Probably, the France arrest is on the orders of the US.
Read More »40-Year-Old Zombie Katy Perry “Rewards” Orlando Bloom with Sucky-Suck If He Does the Dishes
This is repulsive.
Read More »Watch: In First Interview Since Attack on Russia, Zelensky Says He Will “Hold” Kursk as Part of “Victory Plan”
What?
Read More »Denmark: Greta Thunberg Arrested for Protesting Against Jews
You only see her in the media when she's being arrested.
Read More »Midweek Meme Mania: Just be Happy, Friend. Everything is Going to be Fine.
These are good. Enjoy them.
Read More »Sony’s Faggot Niggerfest “Concord” to Go Offline Two Weeks After Launch
Star Wars: Outlaws could end up having an even worse launch.
Read More »Bibi Whines After “Black British” Tries to Cockblock Him
For Bibi, it's the thought that counts.
Read More »Watch: Jews Can’t Get on the Subway Without Being Called Baby Rapists
Look, guys: everything is going in the right direction.
Read More »Yes, Things Were Better When I was Younger
There is no reason to lose hope.
Read More »Amerifat Government Hijacks Nicolas Maduro’s Jet in Dominican Republic, Flies It to Florida
What's next? Are they going to release termites in his house?
Read More »Trump Claims He was Sent by God to Save the World (With Abortion, Gay Sex, Weed, Endless War)
Is this normal political discourse? I think not.
Read More »“Niggas is Lined Up” – Zany Blacks Exploit Chase ATM Glitch with Own Names
At least the blacks have fun.
Read More »Bibi Gives Powerpoint Presentation Explaining Jews Must Control Strategic Corridor Along Gaza-Egyptian Border
I rue the day I lived to see this (today).
Read More »Mongolia Welcomes Putin with Honors, Refuses to Enforce ICC Warrant
Mongolia is the next heavy-hitter on the new team.
Read More »Thousands of Anti-Israel Protesters March Through New York Waving Hamas and Hezbollah Flags
Jews might be baby killers, but at least they never put a man in a cage with an eagle and a bear.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s All Good, Dear Friend
This is okay. It's fine. Everything is great.
Read More »Russia Threatens to Nuke the West Again, Changes Terms on Which They Will Fire Nukes
They do not appear to be bluffing.
Read More »Putin Says Kursk Invasion Failed, Time for Peace Talks
The stated goal of the Ukraine invasion of Kursk was to pull Russian troops off of the frontline. It did not happen.
Read More »Germany: Top Faggot Experiences “Rustled Jimmies” After AfD Sweeps State Elections
Do not be upset.
Read More »Trump Calls for Legalization of Weed for Some Reason
We want people to smoke weed, but we want them to smoke it LEGALLY.
Read More »Elon Musk Won’t Even Refer to Twitter as “X” in His Own Boomer Memes!
A stupid boomer meme posted by Elon Musk over the weekend shows that he himself will not even try to refer to Twitter as "X."
Read More »“Pope Francis” Sets Sail for Adventure on Global Warming Tour
You might think you know what you want, boy, but Doctor Windmill has a Rainbow Blessing for your gay Islamic wedding on ice.
Read More »Jew College Students Whine About Getting Called “Baby Killers, Terrorists, Kikes”
You know why they call you that, right Jew?
Read More »Israel: Biggest Anti-Bibi Protests in a Year After Six Hostages Found Dead in Gaza
Israel has carpet-bombed the entirety of Gaza. Everyone was saying the hostages were going to die. Everyone knew that was going to happen.
Read More »I Have Nothing Again
Everything will be fine.
Read More »Pacific Islands Forum Removes References to “Taiwan” from Communique
The assumption that everyone would go along with America's global gay agenda if China wasn't going around helping other countries is baseless and defamatory.
Read More »State Fairs Using Fake Cows for Milking Demo Out of Fear of “Bird Flu”
How are we going back to this type of mania so soon?
Read More »“Our Patience has Its Limits” – China Tells the Philippines to Stop Attacking Ships, Tells US Terrorists Not to Try
Are you ready to go to war for Filipino fishing rights, fat boy?
Read More »Arizona: Cops Brutally Arrest Obese Woman for Criticizing City Official at Public Meeting
Stop talking about freedom.
Read More »Trump Issues Radical Demand for “Homosexual Births”
From the anus??? NO!!!!
Read More »Flying Pig Destroyed by Friendly Fire! Zelensky Fires Head of Air Force!
How do you even make fun of this?
Read More »California: Migrant Horde Gang-Piles School Bus Full of Kids in Attempted Hijacking
Were they going to keep the kids and sell them as slaves?
Read More »Elon’s Dogecoin Pump and Dump Lawsuit Dismissed (Even Though He Actually Did This)
No one really got ripped off. Crypto is sort of all a big mess of different scams. Everyone is scamming each other. That's the whole concept. It's like a crooked mafia card game.
Read More »“Abortion Lord” Trump Wants to Overturn Six-Week Ban, Allow Women to Murder Older Children
If the election was real, this would probably be a bad move.
Read More »First Interview: Creepy Baby-Killing Psychopath Kamala Says She’ll Never Stop Sending Weapons to Jews
On paper, Trump and Kamala are the same candidate.
Read More »Pigs with Wings: Hohol Pilot Crashes Long-Awaited F-16, Pilot Error Blamed
It's looking like the country is finally on the brink of collapse.
Read More »FDA Mandates Retailers Verify Age of Anyone Under 30 Buying Cigarettes
You have to wonder what is going on with the anti-smoking agenda.
Read More »Study: Illegal Immigrants Bring Whopping $32 Billion in Tax Money – We Only Pay $182 Billion
What a BOON.
Read More »France Charges Telegram CEO, Alleging He is “Allowing Criminal Activity” on Messaging App
It's wacky. Everything getting very wacky.
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