Somehow, I feel like handing out diapers in front of the Destination: Abortion truck is somehow more vulgar than the abortion truck itself. I know it's not more evil, but it feels even more post-post-modern and viscerally repulsive. 

I said recently that I don't know who is going to win. But I tend to lean more toward Trump, because he's the more aggressive Israel person. 

Things are tough all over, and if you're on pills for obesity and depression, maybe you should have made better decisions. 

It doesn't matter if you're Brad Pitt.

If criticism is allowed, the Jews lose, and we are now seeing the criticism.

You could do this.

Are mass roundups going to solve these problems?

How is this even a question?

Thank my stars we were protected from these memes. We have to get memers off the streets and into the prisons.

I don't even think the Jews have made a pick on who they want. The whole thing is up in the air.

This will all just disappear when the Iran war kicks off. 

This is Trump's narrative. We don't need this narrative.

Harpoon these freaks, Mr. Lukashenko.

I don't even think this is about stopping crime. The UK has a 100% homosexual police force.

Venezuelan crime lords are poised to take over New York City. And that's a good thing.

Jews are promoting this as state policy.

This is a lesson you all need to learn.

Is this what you want?

What would make them think that the US exists to fight their wars???

At some point, every third worlder who wants to be here will already be here. 

Well, there's no Hamas in the West Bank. 

If she'd added "in Palestine," it would have been antisemitic to arrest her.

What Donald Trump needs to do in order to win big in the fake election in November is convince Jews that Kamala Harris will not be as aggressive as he is on Israel's right to slaughter people.

WE'RE GOING WITH "KID-KILLER KAMALA," GUYS

He doesn't seem worried.

No one is alive under the rubble. I think that's safe to say.

Hang this blessed DJ.

Who gives a fuck?

How did people not know about this already?

The fact that all of these people were allowed to enter the country in the first place is proof that America is a joke. 

People are tired of blacks.

If a private organization is working with government officials to undermine the US Constitution, everyone involved is engaged in sedition. 

Donald Trump is vowing to make the White House even more Jewish. 

Are the drones going to drop hand grenades, like in the Ukraine videos we all watch on Telegram? 

Seems... unlikely.

IMMIGRANT!

Oh so I have to defend Elon twice in one week, huh?

Yeah, it's late, my dearest friends. But it's good. I promise you'll have a lot of fun.

Cringe.

Of course this is poison.

Here's the deal: burn the trash. 

Did you see where some cop in the UK threatened to arrest Elon Musk for being against stabbing? 

I don't understand what Jews expected?

Goofy.

Remember: I just do one article on Sundays, which is pre-written (usually on Saturday), because I'm taking Sundays off for religious reasons. I actually woke up and wrote this one before Church, because... well, you know. A goat fell in a well. This is political, and I sort of want to do spiritually uplifting stuff for my special Sunday articles. But this has a spiritual angle. Click to find out what it is!

The real problem with Tesla is that they make shitty cars.

Look - the week isn't over yet.

This sucks.

I love this.

What's the plan here, guys?

It's not even possible to have more censorship in the UK.

This is totally confusing.

Everyone eventually admits I'm right. It's just a matter of how much pain they experience before that point.

Why??? I wonder why???

Just give up. It's not happening.

These must be the most honest Jews ever.

It looks like the riots are probably over. For now.

I think he's saying leftists will also riot? 

I'm sure Elon can fix this. He's really good at technology.

Final countdown!

People are having a hard time processing that their government is siding with the criminal aliens.

The pro-stabbing government recently endorsed chopping as well.

Hey, it's something. I guess.

Who???

Hahaha.

He's more than ten times the maximum percentage of violence. 

Does Iran even care about the effects of communism in South America?

If JD Vance ever tried to take an abortion book from my daughter, I would have some kind of mental breakdown. 

I'll shit on Musk all day but I will defend his crappy robot.

Who cares, Donald?

It's all pretty much riding on the US presidential election.

I've got none.

Where does this fall on the Ukraine-Israel spectrum?

This whole mass immigration project was never going to not result in mass violence. 

Great job, guys.

Anti-homeless now. No one asks why.

We have to implement a Taliban type system in the West, or the West will not survive.

This seems good. 

I think the soundtrack of the anti-stabbing revolution should be The Smiths' "Panic." 

Because anything can cause anxiety. 

Fuck them kids.

This is equivalent to when they said the cameras stopped working when Jeffrey Epstein "killed himself." 

Why not an anti-stabbing unit?

They should have made a sequel show about the divorce called "Help! I Married a Nigger!" 

Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?

What are people supposed to do though?

This brings me joy.

It's easy to just blame "Christian Zionists" for things done by the Jews, isn't it?

I could have told them this. I have a totally different plan for army recruitment that would actually work.

lol

That really should be parody, but instead it's real life. 

If the Jews who don't vote for you are fools, aren't the gentiles who vote for you fools? 

Everything is escalating, just as the Jews said they wanted it to. 

This whole thing is very strange. 

Israel has been saying this whole time they were going to invade Lebanon.

Who cares? What did you think was going to happen?

Obviously, switching from "Hitler" to "just sorta weird" is a pretty big shift, but so was switching from Biden to Kamala.

This was the only reason people watched women's sports.

Shock is felt by all.

Porn is going to ban itself.

Hezbollah didn't bomb the football field. That was a stupid claim, and just an excuse to attack. 

This is what we've got. It is what it is.

A lot of people support Trump because his ear was scratched. 

Trump is going to save us from an Asian world order by... fighting endless expensive wars in the Middle East? 

I thought this nigga resigned? 

Well, this is the biggest story of the day, by a lot. 

I don't care about elections, but I do care about coins.

Don't put them condo or them jellies on your penises, just put it in the hole fresh. 

I don't know if I believe Trump is the antichrist, but the weirdness of what happened lining up with 30-year-old interpretations of the Book of Revelation is worth looking at if only because no one else is. It is definitely an elephant in the room.

Thank you, everyone.

Hmmm.

This doesn't matter. 

That would make a lot more sense, huh?

Don't vote.

They're going to have to ask Russia for help.

If you are against this, you have to be against women in public.

Who wouldn't be mad about that?

"The people" being a collective entity with a will actually is "an idea," and one that is largely useless for any sort of political purpose. 

What is the explanation for this other than "America is controlled by the Jews"? There is no other explanation, which is why you're not allowed to ask any questions as to why this is happening.

My statements were nonetheless completely correct.

Hate speech isn't free speech or whatever. Just shut up.

Well, at least he made a sad face the whole time?

We have to admit: it does make more sense than US "hate crimes enhancement" laws. 

What is the US doing in Palestine? Chinamen are the good guys.

Buried alive!

This article is long and contains totally unrelated information.

It's embarrassingly easy to trick him, yes, but that doesn't mean he's not a Tony Stark kind of genius.

The news is the Trump campaign is going to run with Kamala's record of being an Indian who's racist against blacks and locks them up for small marijuana infractions. I can't really tell if I think that is funny or not.

It doesn't even matter, bro.

I feel this is satisfactory. And since "Memetic Monday" has officially changed its name to "Memetic [Insert Day of Week]," it can never be late.

This bitch is something else. 

The Ukraine is losing very badly.

This is so awesome. 

It doesn't matter. Trump already "won."

Everything is going to be fine. Just relax.

Every Sunday, a goat falls in the well.

Bold statement, Bobby.

BAN WOMEN.

He endorsed Kamala. 

My advice is to run.