Israel does not care about the hostages.
Read More »Memetic Monday: “Tunneler Tuesday” Edition
Someone needs to figure out what those Jews were doing in those tunnels.
Read More »Arestovich Lives in the US and Continues to Criticize the Zelensky Regime
It's totally insane that Zelensky's literal number one guy through the entire first half of the year has all the same talking points as me on this issue and no one knows it.
Read More »Stay Cool. Never Relax.
Watch video of man not relaxing. Always be ready to behave this way. Blacks are everywhere now and they are allowed to commit violent crimes.
Read More »Iran Bombs Kurd, ISIS and Mossad Terrorists in Iraq and Syria
Iran is acting very boldly. Wonder why.
Read More »Shock as Trump Wins Frozen Iowa Caucus
This is about the number I would have expected.
Read More »Damn, That Bitch is Black, Black
The Civil Rights Act should be repealed, not championed by conservatives.
Read More »Coach Red Pill was Murdered by the US Government
We will never forget the Coach.
Read More »Keev Commander Says Military Mostly “Very Old Men”
Average age is over 40. This has never happened before in history.
Read More »James Earl Ray Day Marred by Technical Difficulties
We want to hit the nasty problem of ongoing downtime right in the face with a .30-06 bullet fired from a Remington Model 760 rifle.
Read More »Federal Aviation Administration Actively Hiring Retards, Cripples to Increase Diversity
Like everyone who believes in democracy, I would rather get sucked out of a jet than live in a country where retarded people are prevented from working at high levels in the aviation industry.
Read More »Apple Offering Rare Discount on iPhones in China as People Choose Huawei
They're practically begging people to buy iPhones.
Read More »Hamas Releases Video Saying They Will Reveal the Fate of Hostages Later Today
These hostages sure do look calm and healthy.
Read More »NYT Says US Strikes on Yemen Mostly Failed
It turns out that smart bombs do not have a very high intelligence level.
Read More »Germany has No Idea What Happens to the Weapons It Sent to the Ukraine
You can't win 'em all.
Read More »Child Murderer Netanyahu has No Respect for Child Murderer Biden
It's so funny that Biden repeatedly declares "unconditional support," then is outraged by having no leverage.
Read More »Please be Patient: Upgrading Site
This should fix downtime for the site, permanently (or at least for a long time).
Read More »UK: Funny Deepfake Ads of Rishi Allegedly Threatening Democracy
Without extreme censorship, Democracy cannot survive.
Read More »Coach Red Pill Finally Dies in the Ukraine
And so ends the epic ballad of The Coach.
Read More »Anti-Drone Gun: Ridiculous or Bad Ass?
It's very weird looking.
Read More »New York City Sinking Under the Weight of Its Buildings
Jew tunnels are not helping the structural integrity of these islands.
Read More »ETF Approved, BTC Drops Massively. Weird.
Don't worry about it.
Read More »Fatmercia Just Started a War with Yemen – 60 “Sites” Bombed
Welp.
Read More »Iran Seizes the Oil Tanker America Confiscated Last Year
Iran is making moves, boy.
Read More »US Intelligence Says Hezbollah Could Attack America
Why would they want to do that, I wonder?
Read More »Bitcoin Jumps Back to $47,000
Who knows where it's going. Probably, the ETF thing is not particularly relevant either way, unless you are planning on buying and selling to try to make a quick profit.
Read More »Trashy Congresswhore Gets in Trashy Fight with Ex-Husband in a Bar
Is this the face of America? Do Americans want this face? What happened to Elvis' America???
Read More »Red Pills for Babies, Revisited
Is race a "social construct" or a biological reality?
Read More »Real Headline: 1488 People Dying of Covid EVERY WEEK
They are going to bring it back. The whole virus thing. Guaranteed.
Read More »Brandon Worried About Growing Divide Between Zelensky and Top General
DO A COUP, FAGGOT. NOW IS THE TIME.
Read More »Hunter Biden Storms Out of Surprise Appearance Before Congressional Skank Caucus
GAYYYYYYY
Read More »Putin Advises “Europe” to Focus on Their Own Problems
Things always work out better when everyone focuses on their own problems.
Read More »Brooklyn High School Shuts Down to Become Migrant Shelter
High school is retarded anyway.
Read More »Used-Up Skank Finds Girls Elvis Dated When They Were 14, All Still Love Him
Elvis was the best thing about America.
Read More »Keev Orders 50,000 Women’s Military Uniforms
If a woman ever pointed a gun at me, I would slap it out of her hands and rape her.
Read More »The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet from the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real
People claiming that the ETF approval was "already built in" to the price proved to be retards.
Read More »Memetic Monday was Always on Tuesdays
It was a rough Monday, folks.
Read More »Secret Jew Tunnels Contain Filthy Mattress, Apparently from Some Sickening Ritual
This will give you nightmares.
Read More »Missouri: Cops Arrest 16-Year-Old’s Father for Allowing Son to Have Sex with Female Teacher
When will the madness end???
Read More »Lululemon Founder Condemns Gross Fat Black People in Company’s Ads
Many companies are backing away from putting ugly people in ads as the memory of George Floyd fades.
Read More »Biden Drags Up Dylann Roof Story, Says Trump is Dylann Roof, Responsible for the Civil War
Who is writing these talking points?
Read More »Happy Birthday, Elvis
Elvis was a lot more important than 911, which I don't care about at all.
Read More »I’m Doing Those Memes Tomorrow, I Feel Like Shit
Too busy looking at charts.
Read More »Mexico Doing a Better Job at Protecting US Border Than American Government
Mexico is a much better country.
Read More »Alex Jones Shits All Over January 6 “Insurrection” Debate, Making a Mockery of Government Believers
I support it.
Read More »Blinken Visiting Israel’s Arab Neighbors, Trying to Prevent Real Holocaust
Blinken: the wandering Jew.
Read More »Former Queens Assistant Principal had “Sexual Contact” with Student, Investigation Reveals
Women should wear body cameras in the workplace.
Read More »School Shootings Don’t Matter
We don't have to do anything.
Read More »Hezbollah Hits Jew Terror Base Near the Border, Says Jews BTFO
I believe it. Jews are trying to cover up casualties.
Read More »Alleged Vegetable John Fetterman Speaks in Full Sentences in Denouncing Opposition to Israel’s War
This follows along with my theory that John Fetterman was only pretending to be retarded in order to get elected.
Read More »Violent Talking Gorilla Undergoes Secret Surgery, Gets Caught
No rules.
Read More »McDonald’s Allegedly Losing Serious Money from Boycott Over Their Support of Jewish Baby-Killers
Why did McDonald's associate their brand with the mass murder of children?
Read More »Israel Withdrawing Some Troops from Gaza, US Reportedly Claims Credit
It's actually because they are losing very badly and need an exit strategy.
Read More »Twisted Boy-Lover Lindsey Gives Sickening Rimjob to Bibi, Falsely Claims He’ll Create “Nightmare” for Iran
One can only imagine that Lindsey Graham is very good at creating nightmares.
Read More »Nasrallah Says He Didn’t Even Know What “Seychelles” Was, Had to Google It
The US is stressing itself to the limit, while being hated by more or less the entire world.
Read More »Ratty US Spokesman Says “Ukraine” Funding Will be Less Than in 2022-23
But what about our democracy? That's who we are.
Read More »Jews Say They Want to Resettle Gazans in Africa!
Why don't you Jews go to Africa?
Read More »Alex Jones Interviews Brother Nathanael Kapner, Deletes Interview
The fact that Jones is now interviewing antisemites shows which ways the winds are blowing.
Read More »American 13-Year-Old Becomes First Human to Ever Beat Tetris
I advise young kids to get into Tetris.
Read More »Louisiana: Female Teacher Gives 15-Year-Old Student a Handjob in Front of Her Kid
Women are known to do worse things.
Read More »NYC Subway Trains Collide, At Least 24 Injured
The New Americans don't even know how to operate trains.
Read More »A Reader Comments on Defenders of “Pope Francis”
It would be difficult for anyone to break this down into fewer words.
Read More »US Claims Neither It Nor Israel Responsible for Biggest Terrorist Attack in Iran in 42 Years
Also, no one did the drone attack on Beirut.
Read More »French Classify Use of Cluster Bombs on Russian Civilians as “Self-Defense”
This is a fascinating new form of thinking.
Read More »Disgusting Keev FM Aggressively Demands US Give $61 Billion, Says No Plan B
Imagine a homeless beggar coming up to you and saying "you have sufficient resources to buy me a case of Colt 45."
Read More »US Biggest Exporter of LNG After Banning Europe from Buying Russian Gas
It's just a coincidence that forcing Europe to boycott Russian gas was profitable for the US.
Read More »After Gay Resignation, Questions Emerge About the Continued Viability of Jewish Whining
Jews vomited up all their cards. What now?
Read More »Netherlands: Army Chief Says to Prepare for Total War with Russia
The military is an institution which, like all institutions, pushes for not only survival but expansion. That's one underlying problem, but the government has a responsibility to rein in institutions that have become destructive to society.
Read More »Not Much Happened in the Missing Week
But here are the main things I would have been writing about if I was writing.
Read More »Green Day Band Rebels Against Donald Trump
Many are now wondering if Green Day has gone too far.
Read More »New York: Man Crashes Car Filled with Explosives Into Randos
I never would have expected an American to do something insane and deranged.
Read More »Hamas Found Guilty of Rape in Another Dimension of the Multiverse
This bitch is literally crying because Hamas didn't rape her.
Read More »Fatmericans Enjoy Killing and Dismembering Kids
How is this acceptable?
Read More »Medvedev Says Psycho Zelensky Dreaming of Turning Kiev Into Gaza
So he could have an excuse to extend the war.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Good to be Back, My Dear Parasocial Friends
Also an essay about a successful donation drive.
Read More »Keev Shells Donetsk During New Year’s Celebration
Remember that the people they are murdering are, according to them, "Ukraine people."
Read More »Putin’s New Year’s Address (English Via AI!)
The address this year is especially special, as the English translation involves my favorite person using my favorite thing: AI.
Read More »What is Going on with These Jew Ads?
Filler but funny.
Read More »I’d Marry Her (Just Pulling Memes and Writing Fake Articles Rn)
2024 is the year of positivity at the Stormer.
Read More »After Years of Joe Biden Threatening War, Media Frames Xi’s Statements on Taiwan as Aggressive
What is going on?
Read More »US Now Saying They’re Just Going to Seize Russia’s $300 Billion
Now, every country in the world, aside from the US client states in Europe, has a reason to push for a new currency.
Read More »Bibi Says He Won’t Resign, Vows to Continue Slaughtering Children for “Many More Months”
They say they're taking the Egypt border...
Read More »Gaza Refugees Will Flood the Neighborhoods of Jew Lovers
The Jews actually hate the Christian Zionists, laughing at the gullible suckers.
Read More »Trump Took That Faggot Shit Off His Website at Least
Good move, buddy.
Read More »How About Don’t Get So Fat in the First Place??
Americans are such fat retards.
Read More »Israel Raids Hospital, Shoots Doctors, Bulldozes Bodies, Lets Dog Maul Wheelchair-Bound Man
What are they doing???
Read More »Rand Paul Draws Attention to the Government’s Tranny Monkey Program During Festivus Event
It's a science thing. You wouldn't understand.
Read More »Miami: School Suspends Students for Spreading “AI-Generated” Nudes of Classmates
Who is the victim??
Read More »People Still Calling for Harvard President to be Fired
It's over, Jews. Give it up.
Read More »NYC: Jews Provoke Pro-Palestinian Protesters with “No Ceasefire” Signs
What the hell are you doing, Jews??? You weren't even implicated in the baby-killing! Why are you declaring your guilt???
Read More »Jews Have Killed at Least 64 Journalists Since October 7…!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Read More »Mitch McConnell, The Most Powerful Republican in America, Has a 6% Approval Rating
Glory to eternal, never ending, blood-sucking democracy...!
Read More »Prague: Mass Shooting! 15+ Killed! Did You Guess Moslem??? Ukrainian???
Find out!
Read More »Pope Francis Blasts “Inflexible Ideologies” That Stop Progress Amid Anal Blessings Controversy
The gates of anus are open.
Read More »10 Teen Brute Fights Break Out in Same Maryland High School in One Day
Schools are vibrant places.
Read More »Federal Judge Blocks California Law Banning Carrying Firearms in Public Places
Send it to SCOTUS! They'll support Gavin!
Read More »Israel Less Popular Than the Ukraine Among American Voters
Which Jews do you prefer??
Read More »FBI Says Bomb Threats to Jew Community Centers Coming from Outside US!
Where could they be coming from??? I wonder!
Read More »Fed Judge Orders Epstein Associates List Unsealed
I'm not holding my breath for anything interesting to happen here.
Read More »My Reddit Agenda is Beyond the Comprehension of Normal Men
The time is now for a barrage of extreme Christian evangelism on reddit and elsewhere.
Read More »Colorado: Trump Barred from Appearing on Primary Ballot
The United States is a Jewish slave colony.
Read More »Alec Baldwin Berated by Anti-Israel Protesters for Some Reason
What did he even do?
Read More »We Wuz Kang: Black Former MCU Star Convicted of Assault of Ex-GF
Domestic violence is fake.
Read More »Trump’s Stated Plans for the White House are All Great, I’m Sure
I'm certain it all sounds very great.
Read More »Ukrainians Demand Taxes from PornHub to Fund War
I'm against porn, but no internet company should agree to pay taxes to a country just because the site can be accessed in that country. Why would any country be exempt?
Read More »Brandon Approval Drops to 34%, Alleged “All-Time Low”
It doesn't really even matter, does it?
Read More »Israel Assassinating Journalists, Al Jazeera Claims
Everyone knows the Jews target journalists. They've always done this.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s Getting Holly Jolly Out This Piece
Stay jolly, friends.
Read More »Welp: Pope Francis Finally Formally Approves Blessings for Anal Couples
And there it is.
Read More »The Ukraine “Scaling Back” Operations After Running Out of Ammo, Looking to Increase Conscription
They're going to run out of teenagers at some point.
Read More »Alleged Pig-Fucker David Cameron Wants to Do the Israel Ceasefire Deal
Cameron needs this...!
Read More »TikTokers Travel to Philly to Glimpse Junkie Zombie Apocalypse
Utopia, here we come!
Read More »The Guardian is Putting Blinking Emergency Lights on Front Page Articles Now
Why are they using subliminal imagery to cause feelings of panic? Isn't this a violation of journalistic ethics?
Read More »Israeli Sniper Kills Christian Mother and Daughter Inside Gaza Church
What's the excuse this time, Jews? That they were Hamas Christians?
Read More »Budweiser Tries to Bury Tranny Backlash by Partnering with Power Slap
lol
Read More »After Israel Bombs Lebanon, Washington Appears to be in Full Freak-Out Mode
Bibi is in charge of everything. We're all at his mercy.
Read More »NYT Publishes Big Emotional Thing About Ukrainians Being Forced Into “Suicide Missions”
What that means is that the war is over.
Read More »Supposedly “Dangerous” AI Still Can’t Even Drive Cars
Oh yeah - AI can't drive cars but it's going to kill everyone.
Read More »NYC: Invaders Reject Unhealthy American Food from Shelters, Prefer to Cook Rice and Meat
The migrants are smart enough to know that American food produces American bodies and American health problems.
Read More »You Know Anyone Who Ends Up Drowning in a Hot Tub was Having a Blast
I guess wealth and fame don't bring happiness.
Read More »New Amazon Fallout Show Creatively Fuses White Women and Black Men
I need to say some more things about entertainment media.
Read More »Lavrov Says West Using Back Channels to Beg for Peace Talks
"Would you guys be willing to talk?" is a crazy question for Russia.
Read More »The Ukraine Issues Arrest Warrant for Head of Russian Orthodox Church
Democracy, by the way.
Read More »Jew Gets Souped in Latest “Low-Intensity Pogrom” Event
It is an extraordinary circumstance that the US is supporting such a brutal mass-murder campaign when support for that war is so obviously against the most basic interests of the American people. It requires an extraordinary explanation, and yet we have no explanation, at all.
Read More »Mother Used Prison-Style Techno Track-and-Trace to Find Her Son Banging the Teacher
How is this even legal?
Read More »Man Forced to Explain Himself After Knocking Over Satanic Temple’s Altar Inside Iowa State Capitol
He violated the Constitution! Criminal charges!
Read More »Macron Says He Will Take Putin’s Call (Sort of Big News, Actually)
Let's see if he walks this back. I think it's official policy from the top.
Read More »Angry Drivers Confront Jewish Protesters Who Shut Down Freeway During Rush Hour
Are these Jews trying to get people to hate pro-Palestine protesters?
Read More »Ukraine: Man Throws Grenades in Town Council Meeting, Injures 26 (Including Himself)
THAT'S. SO. UKRAINE!
Read More »I’m Thinking the Tumor is Gone. I Feel Great.
There will be a reckoning.
Read More »Jews from New York Post Slam Taiwan Whore for Racial Slut Party
George Wallace blamed for actions of Chinese race-traitor ultra-slut.
Read More »Orban Blocks Aid to the Ukraine, Says He’ll Block EU Bid
It's just an excuse to abandon the Ukraine project.
Read More »This Week in The Constitution: You Can’t Own an AR-15, But Your Kids Have to Worship Satan
But your kids have to worship Satan.
Read More »Tennessee: Satan Club Opens at Elementary School Because of the Constitution
The Constitution is a myth.
Read More »Watch: “Teen Thugs” Beat White Kid Unconscious
It's because of slavery.
Read More »Is Germany Ever Going to Get Independence from the US?
They have to be tired.
Read More »Jews Now Pumping Seawater Into Hamas Tunnels
The Jews don't really care about the hostages.
Read More »Nikki Haley Issues Statement Supporting Israel
Haley has been involved in many important political issues, and is known for her intelligence and interesting views.
Read More »Kevin McCarthy Reveals That the Republican Party is Too White
I was always wondering what was wrong with the Republican Party.
Read More »Ireland: Schoolteacher to Remain in Prison Until He Agrees to Believe in Trannies
It's shameful that the Irish tolerate this. It's shameful that any of us tolerate any of it.
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