Russians attack themselves.
Read More »Club of Rome Expects World Population to “Decline Rapidly” Soon, Says It’s Good for the Environment
You are bad for the environment, goy.
Read More »Zelensky to Conscript Even More People to Die Against Belarus
Are they trying to get everyone killed?
Read More »Strike Over Salaries Succumbing to Inflation Paralyzes Germany’s Transportation Systems
Germans should find comfort in knowing they're sticking it to Putin.
Read More »Philadelphia Officials Tell Residents to Avoid Tap Water After “Non-Toxic” Chemical Spill
Acrylic latex polymer is safe and effective.
Read More »US Democracy a Facade to Hide Neglect of Rights of Americans, Russian Security Chief Says
Democracy is a scam.
Read More »East Palestine Resident Says Officials are Lying, People Suffering from “Chemical Bronchitis”
This is a hell on earth, and the leftist establishment supports it.
Read More »Watchdog Says Hollywood’s Top “Native American” Woman Producer is Not Really Cherokee
White women have an identity crisis.
Read More »McCarthy Says Lawmakers Will Move Forward with Legislation to Ban TikTok
TikTok uses Ancient Chinese Magic to do things other apps are not able to do.
Read More »China and Russia Topping List of Trade Surplus, Breaking Their Own Records
Sino-Friendship means prosperity.
Read More »Russia Pardons 5,000 Former Criminals After They Fight in the Ukraine
Wagner is magic.
Read More »NATO Whines After “Irresponsible” Putin Announces He’ll Station Nukes in Belarus
The West behaves like a woman.
Read More »TSA Agent Punches Tranny in the Testicles
This is further proof of the persecution that People of Baphomet face daily.
Read More »Honduras Officially Joins Sino-Friendship Empire, Says There’s Only One China
China always offers the best deals.
Read More »Zelensky Says the Ukraine Can’t Start Offensive Until West Sends More Stuff
Hurry up, goy.
Read More »Watch: Chocolate Factory Explodes in Pennsylvania
America is crumbling.
Read More »Former Microsoft Executives Building Kamikaze Drones in the Ukraine
This is very normal, goy.
Read More »Harvard Jew Announces Pacific Expedition to Find Alien Artifact
He could team up with Tucker Carlson.
Read More »Alien Mothership Visiting Solar System is Actually Just an Icy Rock, Scientists Say
But Tucker Carlson told me the aliens are already on Earth frying people's brains!
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Plan to Detect Cancer-Causing Chemicals is a Joke, Experts Say
East Palestine is safe and effective.
Read More »Burkina Faso Proposes Creation of Joint Bank with Russia
The planet is moving away from the Anal Empire.
Read More »Everyone Shocked as Famous Tranny Flight Attendant Living Ideal Tranny Life Commits Suicide
On a long enough timeline, every tranny commits suicide.
Read More »Experts Tell Germans More Inflation and Gas Shortages to Come
Germans are a broken people.
Read More »The Guardian Butthurt After Twitter Replies to Emails with Poop Emoji
Journalists are very sensitive.
Read More »France: Entire Country Rioting Against Pension Reform, Clashing with Police, Cutting Electricity
Democracy doesn't care about what people want.
Read More »US Warship Illegally Enters China’s Territorial Waters
Everyone sees America as an unhinged bully.
Read More »Uganda Passes Law Making Identifying as LGBTQ a Crime, With Death Penalty for “Aggravated Homosexuality”
What's your excuse, white man?
Read More »Birth Control Pills Cause Cancer But They’re Safe and Effective
Experts still encourage women to take them.
Read More »Medvedev Tells The Hague to Watch Out for Missile Strikes
The Hague practically declared war on Russia with that goofy arrest warrant thing.
Read More »Alleged Event: Deadly Fungus Spreading Rapidly Through Hospitals
People's immune systems were suddenly weakened, out of nowhere. Truly a mystery.
Read More »Watch: Fauci Offers Black People the Vax, Gets Rejected and Fact-Checked
Skepticism is a form of terrorism.
Read More »London Police are Institutionally Racist, Misogynistic, And Homophobic
London's Metropolitan Police is the last bastion of the British Empire.
Read More »Vagina Lobby Gimps AI GFs to Maintain Monopoly on Regulation of Male Sexuality
Men with robot gfs are the new Palestinians.
Read More »IPCC Delivers Final Final Warning: Act Now or You Will Change Along with the Climate
THIS IS YOUR FINAL LAST CHANCE
Read More »Utah Teacher Tells Kids They Should Eat Bugs Because They’re Killing the Planet
If you don't eat the bugs, you're guilty of crimes against the climate.
Read More »Russia Opens Criminal Cases Against ICC Prosecutors Behind Illegal Putin Arrest Warrant
This is getting hilarious.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Discussing the Implications of What Happened Makes You a Russian Bot
Disagreeing with the American government turns people into Russian bots.
Read More »Leading Vax Makers Preparing for “Flu Pandemic,” Applying mRNA Technology to All “Vaccines”
They're spending all of this money for your own good.
Read More »Watch: Slavery Forces Dontavious to Shoot Victim Multiple Times at Close Range
Black people are a net good for society.
Read More »African-American Bees Kill Two Dogs in Texas
Africanized honeybees are only 13% of the bee population, yet commit 50% of all crimes.
Read More »Teacher Asks Middle School Kids to Role-Play as Seductive Hookers
All schools should be closed.
Read More »Watch: Putin Visits Mariupol, Everyone Loves Him
Only a homo wouldn't love Putin.
Read More »Trump Expects to be Arrested on Tuesday, Calls for Supporters to Protest and “Take Our Nation Back!”
But is he serious this time?
Read More »EU to Urge Companies to Jointly Buy Gas to Prepare for Next Winter While Blaming Russia for Shortage
Europe has no gas because that evil rascal Putin bombed his own pipelines out of pure meanness.
Read More »Mental Illness Causes Homosexuality and Homosexuality Worsens Mental Illness, Study Finds
One of our values in a democracy is to celebrate mental illness.
Read More »Academics Prove Academics are Easily Replaced by AI While Trying to Argue Against AI
Academics should learn plumbing.
Read More »Officials Reveal 400k Gallons of Radioactive Water Leaked from Minnesota Nuclear Plant in November
American infrastructure is falling apart.
Read More »Israel: Hundreds of Elite Reservists Join Anti-Government Protests to Protect Democracy
Democracy means gay anal.
Read More »Wyoming Governor Bans Abortion Pills
This is a slut Holocaust!
Read More »Best Korea Ever: 800,000 Citizens Volunteered to Fight Against Great Satan in Just One Day
People all over the world are tired of the Anal Empire's bullying.
Read More »Great Satan Pushes Gay Anal Into UN Security Council
America is literally the Anal Empire.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Levels of Cancer-Inducing Chemicals Far Above Safe Limit
The cancer is safe and effective, authorities say.
Read More »Russia Presents Awards to Pilots Involved in US Drone Incident After America Calls Them “Unprofessional”
Russia is known to treat its people well.
Read More »Watch: French People Still Rioting After Democracy Rapes Their Will
Democracy means they have to just sit there and take it.
Read More »Reuters Interviews 5 Happy Wagner Soldiers: “I Wish All Real Men Would Join Wagner”
Prisoners will be much more likely to join Wagner after reading the Reuters article.
Read More »America Estimates 100,000+ Ukrainian Casualties, Can’t Know for Sure Because Kiev Refuses to Say
Numbers don't add up.
Read More »While American Kids Learn Proper Gay Anal Fisting Techniques, Kids in Crimea Learn to Use Weapons
American schools are ruining entire generations.
Read More »Toxic Train Derails in Arizona, Hazmat Crews on Scene
America can't even manage to make trains work.
Read More »Woman Faces Charges After Lying About Male Coworker Raping Her
Police were supposed to believe her!
Read More »Saudi Arabia Warns West Any Attempt at Oil Price Cap Will Result in Halt of Sales
America is no longer calling the shots.
Read More »Alien Hoax: Pentagon Officials Say Alien Mothership Could be Sending Small Probes to Earth
Greetings, Earthlings. If you want to join the Galactic Federation, you need to abolish racism and the gender binary.
Read More »FBI Says “Hate Crimes” Hit All-Time High, Niggers and Faggots Most Affected
Why are white people so evil?!
Read More »Ohio Sues Norfolk Southern Over Toxic Train Disaster, Rail Workers Report Sicknesses
The whole place may be totally ruined.
Read More »San Francisco Considering Giving $5 Million to Every Black Person Because of Racism
You have to think of this as an investment on who we are in a democracy.
Read More »Taiwan Shows Off New Drones, Boasts of Drone Army Plan to Fight China
Taiwan needs to use drones because people there don't want to fight China.
Read More »Avril Lavigne to Topless Climate Cultist Invading Her Stage: “Get the F–K Off, Bitch”
The Climate Cult is satanic.
Read More »UK Employers Say Skilled Workers Missing Because Schools Promote Memorization-Based “Learning”
This is a consequence of the feminization of the education system.
Read More »Jordan Peterson Rallies Conservatives Against Trannies and Tyranny While Somehow Blaming China
The Chinese are behind all of your problems, goy.
Read More »People Literally Wiping their Asses with Toxic Forever Chemicals All Around the World
This is the real environmental crisis of our times, unironically.
Read More »NYC ICE Office Already Completely Booked for Asylum Hearings for a Decade
Some say the plan is to get as many illegals inside as possible, and then claim there are too many to deport.
Read More »Trump and J6 Prison Choir Knock Miley Cyrus Off Number 1 Spot on iTunes
People still have hope for Trump.
Read More »UK: Climatards Vandalize William Wallace’s Monument to Demand “No New Oil and Gas”
The Climate is angry because you drive your car and heat your home.
Read More »Watch: 1,000+ Migrants Rush US Border Bridge
They have a human right to enter America and receive free stuff.
Read More »French Democracy Passes Pension Reform Against the Will of Literally Everyone
In a democracy, the will of the people doesn't matter.
Read More »Atlanta: People of Crime Protest Construction of “Cop City” Police Training Base
The more cops get trained, the more blacks get killed.
Read More »UK to Destroy or Relocate “Older White Men” Statues Because They Offend New Demographics
The time of the orc has come.
Read More »Texas: Man Suing 3 Women for Helping His Then-Wife Abort His Child
Women have a human right to murder small humans.
Read More »East Palestine Victims Angry at Lack of Compensation for Total Destruction of Property Value
Is Norfolk Southern waiting for these people to die of cancer?
Read More »Trudeau Pressured to Cancel Canada’s Greatest Strength
Is there such a thing as too much strength?
Read More »Watch: Dad Dresses as Julius Caesar at School Board Meeting to Fight Gender Confusion Agenda
The purpose of schools is to harm kids.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Air Tests Didn’t Really Prove Homes Were Safe, Pets are Dying
The air is safe and effective.
Read More »Zelensky Considering Renaming Russia to “Moscovia”
Zelensky is the commander of the planet.
Read More »Mexican President Says Fentanyl is an American Social Decay Problem, Blames Single Moms
If America were less hellish, people would do less drugs.
Read More »Parents of Super Chad Killed by People of Crime Sue Mall for Allowing Blacks to Roam Freely
Don't forget about all of the good things that black people contribute to society.
Read More »Oscars Refuse to Display Giant Zelensky Face for Second Year in a Row
Vloggeromon has a right to harass people with his weird facial expressions.
Read More »Chinese Actor Presenting Award at Oscars Proves the Demon-RATS Serve the CCP
Hollywood is controlled by the Chinese.
Read More »Republicans Finally Pushing Bills to Bring Homicide Charges and Death Penalty for Abortion
Women are strong and independent, so obviously they can figure out how to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.
Read More »Georgia Passes Bill Making Criticizing Jews Illegal
Know your place, goy.
Read More »Toronto School Board Trying to Ban Ancient Indian Culture
Wasn't diversity their greatest strength?
Read More »Polish President Says Nord Stream Sabotage was Good for Europe, Vows to Send All MiG-29 Jets to Kiev
Poland is completely unhinged.
Read More »California Jury Awards Black Woman and Daughters $8M After They Were “Unreasonably Detained” by Police
Hurting black people's feelings can be very expensive.
Read More »Great Satan Now Blaming the Ukraine for Nord Stream Sabotage
It was a random person from the Ukraine, goy.
Read More »The Science Creates “Healthy” Mice from Two Male Parents, Starts to Replicate Process Using Human Cells
Who was asking for this, exactly?
Read More »“Zombie” Drug Taking Over Philadelphia, Addicts Smell Like Rotting Flesh
The government wants this to happen.
Read More »China’s New Foreign Minister Warns of “Conflict and Confrontation” with America
Americans are stupid and fat, because they are godless.
Read More »North Korea Says It’s Realistic to Expect Nuclear War Because of Great Satan’s Bullying
America is at war with anyone not supporting feminism and homosexuality.
Read More »Seattle Bus Driver Says Passengers Commonly Doing Drugs, Smoking Fentanyl
America is a crumbling empire.
Read More »Public Support for the Ukraine Declines in the West, Poll Shows
People would rather have a functioning economy than gay anal in the Donbass.
Read More »Schwarzenegger Says Antisemites Will Die Miserably, Jews Rule Because They Work Harder
Just work harder, goy.
Read More »Evil Republicans Plot to Exterminate Transgender People
All men should identify as women.
Read More »India Buying Russian Oil in Other Currencies is Eroding Dollar Dominance
Great work, sanctions.
Read More »France: Nationwide Strikes Continue Over Government’s Plan to Raise Retirement Age
Are the refugee scientists not enough for The Economy?
Read More »Yellen Says Climate Change to Trigger Decline in Asset Values, Harm Financial System
Climate change is actually really about gay anal.
Read More »Border Patrol Transfers Officers to Northern Border Because Mexicans Keep Coming from Canada
America is a free-for-all.
Read More »Zelensky Trying to Get Everyone Killed in Bakhmut, Ignores Top General’s Advice
How dare the goyim question Supreme Avenger Zelensky.
Read More »Atlanta: Protesters Hurl Bricks and Molotov Cocktails at Cops in Future Police Training Facility
This is where they teach cops to kill People of Crime.
Read More »Women Say It’s Their Turn to Lead the World
Your time has passed, cis man.
Read More »Black Professor Wants Bereavement Leave for Blacks to Process “Racial Battle Fatigue”
Black Fragility is a thing.
Read More »Police Charge Woman in Viral Pizzeria “Racist” Rant, Say Racist Words Won’t be Tolerated
Complaining about being replaced in your own country is illegal.
Read More »Mother Sued by Teachers’ Union After She Asked to See Curriculum Says It’s Happening to Others Too
School is about Satan.
Read More »UK: Rishi Sunak Announces Deportation of Illegal Immigrants
Rishi Sunak should deport himself.
Read More »UK: 22% of Households Report Skipping Meals or Not Eating in an Entire Day in January!
This is a small price to pay for sticking it to Putin.
Read More »US Leaders are Stupid and Nuclear War Threatens Humanity, Democrat Running for Governor Says
Never ascribe to stupidity that which can adequately be explained by malice.
Read More »Watch: Another Norfolk Southern Cargo Train Derails in Ohio
These things don't happen this often in the Third World.
Read More »61% of Americans Believe Feds Incited J6, 34% Want “National Divorce” Between Republican and Democrat States
A national divorce would mean less time wasted fighting over irreconcilable differences.
Read More »UK: Evil Trolls Cancel Baby Drag Queen Cabaret Show
Only a bigoted troll would oppose the sexual empowerment of babies.
Read More »Someone is Poisoning Girls Who Go to School in Iran
If they don't want to get poisoned, they can stay home and do womanly things.
Read More »Steven Spielberg Fuels Alien Hoax, Says Government Hiding UFO Information
Greetings, Earthlings. Remember to obey the Jews.
Read More »Indian US Presidential Candidate Vivek Ramaswamy Claims Trump Failed to Protect Border!
America is a nation made out of ideas, bobs, and vegenes.
Read More »Ireland: Grandmother Ends Up in Jail After Asking Why Ukrainians Get Free Hotel Rooms
A proper democracy doesn't care about its citizens.
Read More »French General Says West is Hiding Results of Nord Stream Investigation
Russia is known to attack itself, and to shell its own nuclear power plants.
Read More »California: Task Force Increases Reparations Figure for Each Black to $360,000
You can't put a price tag on the suffering of People of Crime.
Read More »Watch: Evil Stolen Car Flees Traffic Stop, Kills Man, Crashes Into Building and Causes It to Collapse
The driver was protecting his life from the cops.
Read More »Fox News Has “Soft Ban” on Donald Trump, Sources Say
If only Trump started tweeting again.
Read More »“Great Stagflationary Debt Crisis” Coming This Year, Doctor Doom Believes
Are people really willing to suffer so much for gay anal?
Read More »Florida Bill Would Require Bloggers Who Write About DeSantis to Register With the State
Are they going to police comment sections too?
Read More »“Plasticosis”: A Plastic Disease for Birds!
But what about humans?
Read More »Russia to Seal Up and Mothball Sabotaged Nord Stream Pipelines, Has No Plans to Repair Them
No point in repairing them if The Great Satan can just sabotage them again.
Read More »Florida Tap Water Eats Person’s Brain
Even the tap water is evil in Florida!
Read More »Great Satan Greenlights Proposed Sale of $619M Worth of Military Supplies to Taiwan
America has a moral duty to spread anal fisting around the world.
Read More »Canada: School Places “Trans” Troll Teacher with Huge Fake Breasts on Paid Leave
He's trolling everyone and getting paid for it.
Read More »Top Human Rights Organizations Urge UN to Do Something Over America’s Abortion Restrictions
Women have no control over their bodies. Pregnancies just happen.
Read More »Blinken Walks Up to Lavrov During G20 Meeting, Begs Him to Lose War
America keeps coming up with these nonsensical propositions.
Read More »Archeologists Find New Corridor in Great Pyramid of Giza
"End racism and embrace Democracy," hieroglyphs say.
Read More »Obesity Experts Expect 51% of the World to be Obese or Overweight by 2035
Are they suggesting obesity is bad?
Read More »Experts Tell People Not to Worry About Mysterious White Dust Falling from the Sky in West Virginia and Maryland
Random white dust falling from the sky is part of the new normal.
Read More »Watch: Black Man Randomly Shoots Homeless Man in the Head
Why would a black man do something so horrible?
Read More »People Disagree with Great Satan Because China Spends Billions on “Disinformation” Campaign, US Envoy Says
You can't allow different opinions in a democracy.
Read More »Police Investigate State Troopers for Racist and Misogynistic Comments Made in Online Game
You're not allowed to make jokes in a democracy.
Read More »UK: Grocery Price Inflation Surges to 17%
Part and parcel of living in a democracy.
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