Europe has no gas because that evil rascal Putin bombed his own pipelines out of pure meanness.

One of our values in a democracy is to celebrate mental illness.

Academics should learn plumbing.

American infrastructure is falling apart.

Democracy means gay anal.

This is a slut Holocaust!

People all over the world are tired of the Anal Empire's bullying.

America is literally the Anal Empire.

The cancer is safe and effective, authorities say.

Russia is known to treat its people well.

Democracy means they have to just sit there and take it.

Prisoners will be much more likely to join Wagner after reading the Reuters article.

Numbers don't add up.

American schools are ruining entire generations.

America can't even manage to make trains work.

Police were supposed to believe her!

America is no longer calling the shots.

Greetings, Earthlings. If you want to join the Galactic Federation, you need to abolish racism and the gender binary.

Why are white people so evil?!

The whole place may be totally ruined.

You have to think of this as an investment on who we are in a democracy.

Taiwan needs to use drones because people there don't want to fight China.

The Climate Cult is satanic.

This is a consequence of the feminization of the education system.

The Chinese are behind all of your problems, goy.

This is the real environmental crisis of our times, unironically.

Some say the plan is to get as many illegals inside as possible, and then claim there are too many to deport.

People still have hope for Trump.

The Climate is angry because you drive your car and heat your home.

They have a human right to enter America and receive free stuff.

In a democracy, the will of the people doesn't matter.

The more cops get trained, the more blacks get killed.

The time of the orc has come.

Women have a human right to murder small humans.

Is Norfolk Southern waiting for these people to die of cancer?

Is there such a thing as too much strength?

The purpose of schools is to harm kids.

The air is safe and effective.

Zelensky is the commander of the planet.

If America were less hellish, people would do less drugs.

Don't forget about all of the good things that black people contribute to society.

Vloggeromon has a right to harass people with his weird facial expressions.

Hollywood is controlled by the Chinese.

Women are strong and independent, so obviously they can figure out how to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.

Know your place, goy.

Wasn't diversity their greatest strength?

Poland is completely unhinged.

Hurting black people's feelings can be very expensive.

It was a random person from the Ukraine, goy.

Who was asking for this, exactly?

The government wants this to happen.

Americans are stupid and fat, because they are godless.

America is at war with anyone not supporting feminism and homosexuality.

America is a crumbling empire.

People would rather have a functioning economy than gay anal in the Donbass.

Just work harder, goy.

All men should identify as women.

Great work, sanctions.

Are the refugee scientists not enough for The Economy?

Climate change is actually really about gay anal.

America is a free-for-all.

How dare the goyim question Supreme Avenger Zelensky.

This is where they teach cops to kill People of Crime.

Your time has passed, cis man.

Black Fragility is a thing.

Complaining about being replaced in your own country is illegal.

School is about Satan.

Rishi Sunak should deport himself.

This is a small price to pay for sticking it to Putin.

Never ascribe to stupidity that which can adequately be explained by malice.

These things don't happen this often in the Third World.

A national divorce would mean less time wasted fighting over irreconcilable differences.

Only a bigoted troll would oppose the sexual empowerment of babies.

If they don't want to get poisoned, they can stay home and do womanly things.

Greetings, Earthlings. Remember to obey the Jews.

America is a nation made out of ideas, bobs, and vegenes.

A proper democracy doesn't care about its citizens.

Russia is known to attack itself, and to shell its own nuclear power plants.

You can't put a price tag on the suffering of People of Crime.

The driver was protecting his life from the cops.

If only Trump started tweeting again.

Are people really willing to suffer so much for gay anal?

Are they going to police comment sections too?

But what about humans?

No point in repairing them if The Great Satan can just sabotage them again.

Even the tap water is evil in Florida!

America has a moral duty to spread anal fisting around the world.

He's trolling everyone and getting paid for it.

Women have no control over their bodies. Pregnancies just happen.

America keeps coming up with these nonsensical propositions.

"End racism and embrace Democracy," hieroglyphs say.

Are they suggesting obesity is bad?

Random white dust falling from the sky is part of the new normal.

Why would a black man do something so horrible?

You can't allow different opinions in a democracy.

You're not allowed to make jokes in a democracy.

Part and parcel of living in a democracy.

America is only supposed to give free money to the Ukraine.

The Ukraine is who Americans are.

Black power!

America is making progress.

Americans hate a bully.

The West does everything it accuses others of doing, while pretending to be the good guy.

Sino-friendship cannot be stopped.

These things are too ugly, even for Greta.

Too bad Democracy doesn't care about what the people want.

Are we doing this or what?

Schools are satanic.

It doesn't matter what happens to America as long as the Ukraine has democracy.

That's just who Germans are in a democracy.

Soldiers shouldn't have access to guns.

The Science only wants what's best for you.

Reason and logic are racist.

You can't leave your home if the flu is around, but toxic chemicals are alright.

He's completely right.

The cops are all just enforcers of the ADL control grid.

The next scream you hear could be your own!

Don't forget that viruses are very scary, okay?

Where is Brandon?

Yet another example of systemic racism against People of Crime.

There are a lot of different ways this could go sideways for the Jews.

Zelensky is an MCU hero.

People in the region are sentenced to live in fear.

Why not send that water to the Ukraine?

Ejaculating is bad for men's health.

In a demoncracy, demons are in charge.

This is very normal.

But the real problem is the weather.

This was a very important thing to do in America.

Americans aren't people - they're vessels that happen to have the right set of ideals.

Democracy has to ban democracy to protect Democracy.

Trump, who's usually considered to be orange, has finally revealed his true colors.

Some people just won't have gay sex (unless they're in prison). 

Now from the top side!

Exciting times!

Are Americans really so fat that they can't understand this?

He's angry because white people stole Wakanda's technology.

Women reach their prime at around age 70, experts say.

Not all heroes wear makeup. This one does.

You can't just go to Church without being afraid, goy.