He's not wrong.
Read More »EU to Impose Electricity Lockdown to “Flatten the Curve”
Success is all about flattening those curves.
Read More »Dutch City to Ban Meat Ads Because Cow Farts Destroy Weather
Eating delicious, nutritious food is bad for the planet. You have to eat cockroaches.
Read More »EU Proposes Gas Price Cap Hours After Putin Says He’ll Halt All Supplies If They Do It
Why are Europeans suicidal?
Read More »White House Unveils Annual Coronavirus Booster
It is your duty as an American to die suddenly and mysteriously.
Read More »Erdogan Says Europe is to Blame for Gas Crisis, Turkey has No Such Problems
Freezing for the Ukraine is who you are in a rules-based order.
Read More »Trudeau Says Lockdowns and Mandates to Come Unless Canadians Take All the Deadly Vax Doses
These are highly sudden, highly mysterious vaccines. You have nothing to worry about.
Read More »Local Law Enforcement Use Mass Surveillance Tool to Track People’s “Patterns of Life”
You are being watched. A lot, actually.
Read More »Super-Rich People Building Underground Bunkers, Preparing for Total Collapse
Everything is fine. Don't worry.
Read More »1 in 6 Italians to Lose Ability to Heat Home and Use Air Conditioning Due to Rising Prices
Freezing for Ukraine is an honor and the core value of who we are in a democracy.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Dissolves Knights of Malta Leadership, Issues New Constitution to Make It More “Democratic”
Time to appoint a black Grand Master.
Read More »Why are Jews Always Behind Celebrity Sex Cults?
It's one of their specialties.
Read More »The Kremlin Announces Russia Won’t Sell Oil to Countries That Impose Price Caps
The West is committing suicide.
Read More »Russia Gets UN Inspection Team Inside Nuclear Power Plant
You sonovabitch, you pulled it off!
Read More »Watch: Biden Tells Right-Wing Americans They Need F-15s to Resist Tyrannical Government
Don't even bother resisting your overlords, goy.
Read More »FDA Authorizes New Moderna and Pfizer Coronavirus Boosters Despite Lack of Human Trials
You didn't notice the emergency, did you?
Read More »Antifa with Guns Protect Drag Queen Show from People Who Oppose Child Empowerment
The right to groom shall not be infringed.
Read More »Zelensky Says Russia is Doing Terrorism to Europe by Not Giving Them Enough Gas
Europe chose to #FreezeForUkraine.
Read More »The Ukraine Announces New Counteroffensive to Retake the South for Real This Time
Two more weeks to flatten the Russians.
Read More »Japan to Send $30 Billion to Africa to Uphold Rules-Based International Order
It's their values and who they are.
Read More »Watch: Dozens of Mother Earth Cultists Sabotage Petrol Stations Across London
Only billionaires should be allowed to use fossil fuels.
Read More »Children’s National Hospital Removes Uteruses of Girls Aged 16 “And Much Younger,” Audio Reveals
Losing body parts is empowering.
Read More »Zelensky and Biden Beg Russia to Give Back Nuclear Power Plant
This is how the Ukraine is going to win the war.
Read More »Utah School Places Teacher on Leave for Expressing Anti-White Views
She should have been fired.
Read More »Black People with Student Loan Debts Owe More Than White Borrowers, Struggle More
Everything is racist.
Read More »New Sexual Revolution: Teen Drag Queens Performing for Money
Kids are being sexually liberated.
Read More »Biden to Send $3 Billion in Aid to Extend Conflict in the Ukraine for Years
Funding Zelensky gives meaning to the lives of Americans.
Read More »UK’s Female Foreign Secretary Says She’s Ready to Launch Nukes
Nuclear war is lots of fun.
Read More »YouTube Tells Moderators to Censor Pro-Russian Content, Leaked Slides Reveal
Free speech is a threat to Our Democracy.
Read More »Reuters Publishes Big Hit Piece Against BitChute, Rumble and Odysee for Hosting “Misinformation”
If people talk freely, people die. Freedom of speech is a pandemic.
Read More »Fauci Says He’ll Step Down from Current Government Positions in December
The next season of Obey the Government Because of the Flu will have a new cast.
Read More »New Pfizer Vax Just Dropped! Just in for New Variant!
You didn't even notice the public health emergency, did you?
Read More »Seattle Children’s Hospital Posts Ad Offering to Chemically Castrate Children
True progress in medical science is measured by the amount of kids doctors sterilize.
Read More »German Official Tells Germans to Wash Using Wet Cloth Instead of Taking Showers
This is how we're going to defeat Climate Change and Russia.
Read More »Twitter Bans Florida Candidate for Wanting to Legalize Shooting IRS Agents
The goyim are not supposed to think that defending themselves is a possibility.
Read More »Cyprus and Portugal Refuse Russian Tourist Ban, Say Random People Shouldn’t be Punished
Random Russians are no different than Putin.
Read More »Watch: Pro-Abortion Podcasters Talk About Making OnlyFans for Abortion Fetish
Dismembering infants is just another sexual preference, goyim.
Read More »Biden Sends Another $775 Million to the Ukraine, Vows Eternal Support for Endless War
Nobody in America is more deserving of monetary help than random people from the Ukraine.
Read More »Michigan Judge Blocks Enforcement of Abortion Ban to Protect “People Capable of Pregnancy”
Women have a right to murder the consequences of their actions.
Read More »Boston Children’s Hospital Teaches Kids How to Tuck a Penis with Tape to Make It Look Like a Vagina
Peak medical science.
Read More »Watch: Armed IRS Agents Wearing Bulletproof Vests Train to Arrest People
Nice shoes you got there, how did you pay for them?
Read More »WHO Chief Says Conflict in Ethiopia Worse Crisis Than the Ukraine, Asks Why People Don’t Talk About It
The answer is "because of the Jews."
Read More »Yale Pediatric Gender Program Director Turns 3-Year-Old Kids Into Trannies
Is this what the word demoniac is meant to describe?
Read More »US and Taiwan Agree to Start Talking About a Trade Treaty, China Voices Opposition
America confuses politeness and patience with weakness.
Read More »Biden Signs Massive Bill to Stop Weather from Changing, Makes The Science Happy
The climate is more important than the quality of life in America.
Read More »WHO Asks Public for Ideas to Rename Monkeypox, Then Deletes the Best Suggestions
They already banned the best submissions.
Read More »Genderbread Person Teaches Kids About Anuses in California School District
Hey kids, mutilating your genitals and playing with poop is fun!
Read More »Black Actor Playing White Character in Game of Thrones Prequel Complains About “Racist Abuse”
Blacks can be Aryan too.
Read More »Julian Assange’s Lawyers Sue CIA and Mike Pompeo Over Illegal Spying and Surveillance
Mike Pompeo ate the surveillance footage.
Read More »Science: Polio Spreading in New York, London and Jerusalem for the First Time in Decades
The goyim are going to die for real this time, unless they obey the government.
Read More »Parents Say Coronavirus Lockdowns Skyrocketed Depression, Hopelessness and Despair in Kids
This actually means that the lockdowns worked perfectly.
Read More »The Ukraine to Attack Russian-Controlled Nuclear Power Plant to Stop Russians from Attacking It Themselves
The amount of times that the Ukraine has said that Russia is bombing itself is absurd.
Read More »2017 Alleged Antifa Poster Telling White People They Aren’t Allowed to Date Other Whites Goes Viral
Dating white people is like trying to resurrect Adolf Hitler.
Read More »Woman Who has 11 Children and 56 Grandchildren Welcomes Her 100th Great-Grandchild
Women have a theoretical purpose, actually.
Read More »Woman Slits Her Kids’ Throats, Video Calls Their Dad So He Can Watch Them Die
Women are evil.
Read More »Media Tells Women to Encrypt Their Messages to Hide Abortion Evidence from Police
Child sacrifice is mainstream.
Read More »Estonia and Finland Ask Europe to End All Russian Tourist Visas, Say Visiting Europe “Not a Human Right”
Women are ruining the planet.
Read More »Watch: Teacher Encourages Kids to Become Drag Performers, Baby Gives Money to Drag Queen
Kids are learning useful life skills.
Read More »Nebraska: Mother and Daughter Kill, Burn, and Bury Baby in Illegal “Abortion”
It's just part of a woman's bodily autonomy to kill, burn, and bury another body.
Read More »Trans Activists Accused of Violent Sexual Abuse Boasts Plan to Illegally Distribute Hormones to Kids
Kids have a right to ruin their bodies without parental approval.
Read More »Zelensky to Steal Property of Russian Residents in the Ukraine and in the West
This is necessary for the survival of Democracy.
Read More »Elon Musk is Back on the Buy Train
Twitter is afraid to reveal the truth.
Read More »Viktor Orban Tells CPAC Crowd in Texas Hungarians Want Less Drag Queens and More Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Movie Hours would be infinitely better than Drag Queen Story Hours.
Read More »Amnesty International Defends Report Condemning Ukrainian Use of Human Shields
How dare they criticize Jewish tactics.
Read More »Florida: Nude Black Man Tosses Partially Nude Black Woman from Car, Shoots Her in the Head
Why do blacks kill so many blacks?
Read More »America to Declare Public Health Emergency Over Homosexual STD Monkeypox
It's an Analmergency in Analmerica!
Read More »Watch: Homosexual Teaches Young Kid How to Pole Dance in Pennsylvania Anal Event
You're such a good dancer for your age!
Read More »Black McDonald’s Employee Serves Cold Fries to Black Customer, Gets Shot and Ends Up Brain Dead
Black Lives Matter. A lot.
Read More »Watch: Joe Biden Calls Himself “Vice President”
Who's really ruling America though?
Read More »Up to 90% of IRS’ New $80B Expansion to Come from Small Businesses Making Less Than $200k
The goyim are not allowed to make ends meet.
Read More »NYC Mayor Declares State of Emergency Over Homosexual STD Monkeypox
Someone's doing the gay orgies.
Read More »Inflation Murdering Young Americans’ Finances
All of America's money should be going to the Ukraine anyways.
Read More »Wisconsin: 1 Dead, 4 Injured in Mass Knife Attack Near River
We need to ban killing people before more people are killed.
Read More »Will Smith Posts Apology Video for Slapping Chris Rock Over Insulting His Wife
Will Smith is determined to prove to his mommy how good of a boy he is.
Read More »Former NFL Player Indicted with Murder of Girlfriend, Tampering with Evidence
Yet another consequence of slavery.
Read More »Shakira Facing 8 Years in Jail for Alleged Tax Fraud in Spain
This is a hate crime against a trans-Caucasian woman.
Read More »Breaking: US Prices to Keep Climbing Forever
The government won't stop sending money to Israel and Ukraine, though.
Read More »Elementary School Students Learn to Subvert “White Colonizer” Sexuality in Portland Public Schools
This is gender SCIENCE, bigot.
Read More »FBI Reclassifying Cases as “Domestic Violent Extremism” to Push Anti-White Narrative, Whistleblowers Claim
"Reality" is a hoax.
Read More »Report: Mexico City Residents Allegedly Complain About Increasing Number of Americans Living There
Americans are fleeing America.
Read More »Monkeypox: San Francisco Declares State of Emergency, WHO Tells Faggots to Stop Having Orgies
A pandemic only affecting faggots.
Read More »US Consumer Watchdog to Monitor Cryptocurrency Payments
It's for your own good, goy.
Read More »Climate Disinformation is Killing the Planet, Media Claims
We can't just let people say things and have opinions.
Read More »Rhode Island Bar Tweets Anti-Semitic Anne Frank Meme, Apologizes to Angry Mob
People shouldn't be allowed to make jokes.
Read More »Phone Scammer Forces Boomer to Learn Bitcoin, Steals $230K
Is stealing from boomers even wrong?
Read More »Ukraine Asks America to Send Free Gas for Winter Alongside Free Weapons
Americans should feel honored.
Read More »Worst Korea Doubles Down on “Kill Chain” Preemptive Nuclear Strikes Plan Against North Korea
South Korea is a mistake.
Read More »Fauci Says 2020 Restrictions Should Have Been Harsher Because Healthy People are a Threat
People can get this deadly virus and never get any symptoms! Scary!
Read More »Rightists Protesting Drag Queen Story Hour Clash with Counter-Protesters in Boston
The right to groom kids shall not be infringed.
Read More »Al Gore Says Climate Change Deniers are Like Cops in Uvalde School Shooting, Democracy is Broken
I've really been worried about our democracy as well.
Read More »Watch: Teacher Turns Classroom Into Gay Nightclub
What? You don't want kids to have some fun at school?
Read More »DNA Testing Can Be Used to Target and Kill People, American Lawmakers and Military Experts Warn
Imagine giving your genetic information to The Science.
Read More »Lavrov Says Russia Not Asking for Sanctions Removal, Will Develop Economy Without West
The West has proved to be an unreliable partner.
Read More »Biden has “Highly Contagious” Variant of Coronavirus “Spreading Rapidly” Through America
It's a new variant, folks. We gotta, we handle the, we have to. We just have to, folks.
Read More »The Ukraine Claims Putin is a Clone (Seriously, the Top Intelligence Guy Said This)
You will never be a real country, "Ukraine."
Read More »WHO Chief Declares Monkeypox a Global Emergency, Overrules Panel of Advisers Against It
THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED! RUN!
Read More »US Border Patrol Finds 100+ Nuevos Americanos in Texas Stash Houses in a 24-Hour Period
Legume lives matter.
Read More »Ukraine to Punish Ukrainians Who Accept Russian Passport Offer from Putin
No goy in the Ukraine is allowed to have a better life.
Read More »Monkeypox to Become Regular STD in America Because Faggots Account for 99% of Cases
If you're not a faggot, you have nothing to worry about.
Read More »US Sends $270 Million in Military Equipment to the Ukraine, Vows Eternal Support
Who cares about struggling Americans?
Read More »Watch: Righteous Lightning Strikes Disgusting Wind Turbine in Texas
No one likes these wind turbines.
Read More »YouTube Announces Great Purge of Abortion “Misinformation”
Censorship is necessary to protect the goyim from dangerous ideas.
Read More »CIA Director Says Putin is “Too Healthy,” Rumors About Him Being Sick are a Hoax
Putin strong. Russia strong.
Read More »Department of Defense Opens New Office to Study Unidentified Phenomena Across Space, Air, And Water
All hoaxes are on the table.
Read More »Russia Resumes Gas Flow to Europe After Scheduled Maintenance
But he should still shut it off.
Read More »China Calls for Immediate Ceasefire in Ukraine, Tells Everyone to Calm Down
China wants a peaceful world full of happy customers.
Read More »School Mask Mandates are Back – San Diego School Chief Tells Kids to Stay Home If They Don’t Like It
Current Thing is changing!
Read More »Zelensky’s Wife Tells US Congress Russia is Doing “Hunger Games” Human Hunting
Why is Putin so evil????
Read More »Only 1% of Americans Say Climate Change is the Most Important Problem
They are a tiny minority that must be protected.
Read More »Middle School Librarian Says Kids Can Choose Pornographic Homosexual Books
Pubescent kids are easier to corrupt.
Read More »Australian Authorities Urge People to Work from Home and Take Boosters Because Coronavirus is Back
Human dignity is putting people at risk!
Read More »Putin Meets with Iran and Turkey – All Vow to Unseat the Dollar as Global Reserve Currency
This unseating of the dollar as the global reserve currency is happening, just like we said it would, and it is really going to ruin all of our lives.
Read More »Uvalde Shooting: Illegal Immigration is Partly to Blame, Report Says
Salvador Ramos isn't really an American name, is it?
Read More »Merriam-Webster Changes Dictionary Definition of Male and Female
People are not supposed to know what any of this really means.
Read More »EU Sanctions Russian Biker Club Leader and Actors for Expressing Support for Their Country
People who support their own countries are evil!
Read More »Watch: Brown Woman Confronts BLM Protesters Idolizing Black Man Who Tried to Kill Her
How many more good boys have to die before we finally abolish the cops?
Read More »US Border Invasion: New All-Time Record of Migrant Border Stops in a Year
The age of men is over. The time of the orc has come.
Read More »Fauci Announces That Even Though He’ll Step Down After Biden’s Term, Coronavirus is Eternal
The Science has spoken.
Read More »93% of Americans Significantly Worried About Inflation, 75% Suffering Financial Hardship
It's the price of attempting to escape from the flu and promoting gay anal in the Ukraine.
Read More »Bystander Stops Mass Shooting in Indiana Mall After Shooter Kills 3
The right-wing media machine, from Fox News to Breitbart and The Gayway Poundit, are run by GOP gun control shills trying to put us all in a federal database.
Read More »Watch: New Uvalde School Shooting Police Body Cam Video Shows Officers Doing Nothing
This is top quality gun ownership propaganda.
Read More »UK: Top Dance School Bans Ballet from Auditions for Being White and Idealizing European Body Shape
Twerking is the only acceptable dance form.
Read More »Watch: ABC Publishes Instagram Video Encouraging “Queer Youth” to Masturbate
Jerk em if ya got em.
Read More »42% of Americans Actively Avoid the News, Trust in Reporting at Lowest Point Ever
How are we going to have a democracy if people don't watch the news?
Read More »West Refusing to Sell Long Potatoes to Russia’s Fake McDonald’s
This will finally defeat Putin.
Read More »Viktor Orban Says Sanctions are Killing EU Economy, Brussels Must Change Course
How dare he state the obvious.
Read More »Elon Musk’s Father, 76, Confirms Second Child with Stepdaughter, 35, Says Only Making Babies Matters
Interesting family.
Read More »US Tells Russia to Cap Oil Price or Face More of the Sanctions That Increased Oil Price
This is an obvious admission the sanctions are only really hurting the West.
Read More »Watch: New Uvalde Video Shows Cops Waiting in School Hallways to Increase Death Count
If you give up your guns, these cops will protect you.
Read More »People on Social Media Harass LGBTQ Perverts with Impunity, Report Alleges
It's all an excuse for more surveillance and censorship.
Read More »You Need to Get to Go and Need to be Able to Get Where You Need to Go to Do the Work and Get Home
I just can't help but feel like Kamala would be better suited to be United States Poet Laureate.
Read More »Zelensky Says Russia Attacked “Ordinary Houses” Deliberately
Not even the UN is buying these hoaxes.
Read More »Germany and France Bracing for Russian Gas Cutoff, Total Economic Collapse
For Europe, committing suicide is a matter of principles.
Read More »UN Blames the Ukraine for Nursing Home Hoax, Uses Term “Human Shields”
Reddit needs to be pulled up before the Hague for promoting the use of human shields.
Read More »Entire US Industrial Complex at Risk of Shutdown Amid Self-Inflicted Energy Crisis
Without gay anal in the Ukraine, there's no point in America having an industry.
Read More »80% of US Urine Samples Contain Cancer Causing Glyphosate
If you don't want to ingest the poison then why do you spray it on top of your food?
Read More »New Coronavirus Variant Symptom: Sweating at Night During Summer
Sweating is also a symptom of global warming.
Read More »Top Air Force Official Warns China Getting New Military Equipment 5 to 6 Times Faster Than US
The Chinese may have a better army, but they don't have better trannies.
Read More »US Sending New $400 Million Military Aid Package to the Ukraine
A small price to pay for prolonging the death and suffering of random people in the Ukraine.
Read More »Twitter to Sue Elon Musk Over His Refusal to Buy the Company
Getting Twitter to beg you to buy it is actually funnier than actually buying it.
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