"He beheaded the corpse of a whale!" is the best they could find after the nanny abuse hoax didn't really go anywhere.

The other agents look pretty incompetent too.

Of course the government will deny it.

Pharmaceutical companies need the body parts.

The Iron Dome is having a lot of problems lately.

Why would a war prevent a pandemic? 

The government has to censor what information people are exposed to in order to protect their freedom.

They don't even understand English.

Ask yourself what would Jesus do.

Putin will do what he says he'll do.

The commissioner general of UNRWA is asking "when will this end?"

The Jews are targeting aid workers on purpose.

China is making lots of friends all around the world.

Fake news is a constant in wartime. 

Without extreme censorship on social media, democracy will not survive.

It's over, sluts. The Taliban won.

Get these bitches up out of here. Enough is enough.

Some people are trying to blame the heat wave.

Not Gaza, by the way.

Russia should nuke the Ukraine. 

At least someone is having fun in America.

The group was allegedly led by a dildo saleswoman.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Taliban respecters and faggots. 

Heterosexual countries just want to be left alone.

It increases their risk of neuropsychiatric disorders.

People warned this was going to happen.

Have you had your goynola today, goy?

The invaders are living like kings.

The damage to younger kids' social development may be unfixable.

The homeless are just going to be homeless somewhere else.

There's still no explanation for the Kursk flop.

The Jews bomb aid workers while telling you that people hate them for no reason.

Democracy is so cash. 

He's now anti-migrants and anti-homeless.

Time to be afraid of human transmission, goy.

The only real solution is the one-state solution.

This is setting a terrible example for his teenage son.

The app is going to get worse for normal people but better for democracy.

They shot her in the head.

Modernity is a death trap.

Zelensky's looking pretty desperate.

The women were doing "sexual favors" in exchange for contraband and privileges.

This is why Facebook is better than Twitter. 

He could simply tell Western women that it's their duty to have multiple children.

The US government feels entitled to having access to other countries' kids.

Elon isn't even efficient at administering his own diet.

Don't you care about the children, goy? No, not those in Gaza.

Actual agents wouldn't stop for a photoshoot while people are getting shot.

Many now realize it's literally just the flu.

He needs a better team to conquer Moscow.

These incidents are making the Jews even more paranoid.

No mention of Israel's war on toddlers.

Jews are going to these protests to do crimes so the police will shut them down. 

They are planning to hit us with GAS.

It's unknown whether the social impact of the lockdowns is reversible.

When you're a migrant, they let you do it.

Please go to pro-Palestine protests and tell them that the Ukraine is run by Zionist Jews. 

American values is democracy and respect women. Where are our values?

The worst people from the Third World are flooding America.

Yikes. No fun allowed.

Migrants are finally doing something useful.

This is terrorism.

Who is taking these vaccines at this point? 

The Ukraine is much worse off now than before crossing into Kursk.

Brazilians should simply switch to WeChat.

Renewable and recycled plastics are a poisonous scam.

It's still illegal to protest Jews. 

Honestly, I don't understand why these NGOs keep telling the Jews where they're going to be. 

Venezuela is not bombing toddlers, by the way.

You can't have a proper democracy with people going around opposing mass stabbings.

They're just angry about what happened to George Floyd.

Will he demolish the walls of the Vatican?

The Jews never address the reason why people "hate" them.

You can be rest assured that the Jews will "investigate" the incident.

Sounds like a massive conspiracy. 

"Insecticide" isn't just poisonous to bugs.

Diversity makes life more exciting.

It's so shocking that black kids would do something like this.

Americans are too fat to understand that modern missiles can reach them.

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Why is "antisemitism" rising, Jews?

Boeing is succeeding at having a diverse workforce.

This is a much smaller issue than the whole "birthright citizenship" thing that no one wants to deal with. 

How about curbing the stabbings and anti-white attacks?

Protecting the Jews' right to kill kids is one of the core values of democracy.

The real question here is whether the ayys support Israel.

Certain combinations of words kill people, goy.

I know we're a day late posting this. But it isn't really important anyway. 

Iran is somehow involved, goy.

Modi is bringing attention to the fact that Zelensky is refusing to talk with Russia.

The US seems to want a coup in Israel.

Many are surprised the Democrats would be so supportive of the child-killing Jews.

It would be great for Bibi if the hostages just died.

If migrants want to replace the American population, they have to do it while respecting the law.

The child-killing Jews don't feel comfortable when people disagree with them.

The problem is encryption, goy. Encryption and Iran are your problems.

The "safe" zones aren't even safe.

A good alternative strategy would be to stop provoking China, Russia, and North Korea.

This DNC event, the massive police state security perimeter around it, is reminiscent of the 2004 RNC event, where George W. Bush was nominated for a second term as the psychopath-in-chief.

He made a show getting out of the enclosure to allegedly check on a supporter who passed out.

They're collapsing their frontline over a publicity stunt.

The Jews don't even try to deny it.

Moving the migrants around is not a solution.

People are tired of migrants even if they don't commit all of the crimes.

People want to know what these Jews are conspiring, so they can protect themselves from their attacks. 

Divorce laws are to blame.

The Ukraine is succeeding in its goal to kill its male population.

Kamala is not going to do anything to stop the genocide.

Iran is behind all of your problems, goy!

They should try banning supporting genocide.

The Republicans are not protesting the genocide because they think it's a Black Lives Matter thing.

Happy times shouldn't be crimes.

In a true utopia, every street corner would have an abortion truck.

Why worry about declining birthrates when you can simply import more niggers?

Without pharmaceutical companies producing these "vaccines," humanity wouldn't exist.

Lindsey Graham gives horrible advice.

This means democracy is working.

The government doesn't want you to worry about this.

Everyone is so shocked.

If the Iranians want to influence American elections so much, they should simply come study here for two years and get a green card from Trump.

War is won by whoever captures the most random villages.

It's a very mysterious situation.

The British government is at war with the British people.

It's almost as if the goal was to fuel conspiracy theories.

People who took the vax should stay away from intense exercise.

It will pay off in the long run.

It's one of The Science's greatest mysteries.

If the migrants are not removed, they're going to keep making new encampments.

Israeli Jews are surprisingly honest about their plans.

It's a waste of time and the Jews have a history of murdering negotiators.

It's good for business.

Why does the US issue these threats so often? 

Whine more, Jews. People really like it.

The bitch needs it. Who cares?

Contemporary republicanism is just about making things happen legally.

British kids are terrorizing migrants.

It's a very British thing.

Hohols are actually worsening their position.

It's just a big coincidence that this is exactly what the British government needed.

Very sadistic.