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DeSantis is too fat for the job.

This is a full-on trade war now. Who will win??

Heterosexual countries have to stick together.

China will rise above the challenge and lift its allies.

This is exactly the kind of attitude that pushes countries away from the US.

No one regrets not taking the vax.

The Jews have no intention of stopping.

Food packaging and industrial pollution are among the key sources of contamination.

US intelligence probably thinks he's just joking around.

The protesters were calling for an arms embargo.

We'll have to sacrifice anonymity in order to protect the kids, goy.

Russia has enough nukes for everyone.

These are badly designed vehicles.

It's not a real democracy if the Jews don't like it.

This is fake. 

Do Germans think living through a war is worth the cost of a gay Russia? 

Angry black people are always an immediate threat to people's lives.

Russia is spearheading the Heterosexual World Order.

Mandatory glass bottles and cotton bags would be a good first step.

They've been killing millions of chickens allegedly "infected" and counting them as bird flu deaths.

The Jews are already whining about this.

If the Jews don't like criticism, they can go study at an Israeli college instead.

Israel needs to protect itself from the terrorist toddlers.

Yeah, we know, bro.

This guy isn't even black. 

What?

The Tate brothers should be compensated for the ordeal.

The homeless are ticking time bombs.

The Ukraine will most likely just target random civilians with these drones.

North Koreans are serious about protecting their heterosexual lifestyle.

What did these people expect? Trump was incredibly explicit about his support for Israel.

China is the wealthiest country in the world and in all likelihood the most "powerful" in a general sense. 

Zelensky already published a video whining about it.

Bibi is obviously planning for Trump to come in and bail him out. That was the entire plan here. 

The video had almost 10 million views before being taken down.

They're keeping the alien hoax on the back burner.

It's no wonder everyone looks like a mutant.

China offers economic prosperity without asking for social changes.

Are Polish people willing to die in the name of gay anal, like the hohols?

America is a degenerate nation.

It could be an accident, but the guy who runs Mattel is an Israeli Jew.

Russia is forming the best possible alliances.

Homeless people aren't going to rehabilitate themselves.

This isn't how you fix the drug crisis.

The Jews are regularly bombing civilians in Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, and Syria.

You'd need to do a lot more than simply ban teenagers from the internet to fix these problems.

One of the symptoms is having no symptoms.

The agreement was part of a broader US aid package.

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Elvis Dunderhoff's subheadings are fucking garbage, holy shit.

I don't really see how this is much different from the adoption system.

Jews are at war with the UN.

It took them long enough.

Elections aren't real. Democracy is an elaborate ruse to gaslight the masses.

These witches should try casting a spell to become less repulsive.

Better late than never.

America is letting the genocide happen.

If US stopped sending aid, Israel would listen.

The US could stop the slaughter in a day.

The Jews want to stop all aid from getting into Gaza.

It looks like the Ukraine just wants to kill off whatever remains of its population.

These are baseless claims.

Trump supports abortion and the genocide of Palestinians, just like Kamala.

Most of the things ruining the water aren't even banned.

Jews are getting demoralized.

There remains no actual proof that there are Korean forces going to the Ukraine war. 

Republicans actually want these migrants to vote, as long as they do it legally.

The Jews cry out in pain as they bomb toddlers.

The Jews have no respect for human life.

The Jews don't even bother explaining why they destroyed the building.

America was built on cotton.

America is Israel's golem.

The so-called "international community" isn't doing anything about it.

Everyone knows Netanyahu doesn't want a ceasefire.

If there are DPRK troops headed to the Ukraine, what business is that of the South Korean rebels? 

The Jews already destroyed every hospital in Gaza, now they want to do the same in Lebanon.

Women are a liability.

The migrants don't even speak English.

Straight out of the Tel Aviv playbook. 

Putin's heterosexual alliance is stronger than ever.

Hey, yeah - turn it into a lottery system. 

White knights get what they deserve.

People should remove their names from the organ donation registry.

Burn it all down, My Czar. 

This is all ridiculous. 

An army of hookers would be a much more enticing proposition.

You see a nigga walking around with one shoe, you know.

This encourages the worst behavior by women.

Yeah, right.

Face got stabbed, damn.

Sanctions not targeting the Israeli government are meaningless.

Voting is a diabolic ritual.

The Anal Empire continues to encroach upon heterosexual nations.

We're witnessing the dawn of a new antisemitic age.

Israel is investigating the incident. Don't worry, goy.

Will the Jews start bombing them too?

No one is even mentioning the bloodied mattress.

It's the vax.

The Jews are at war with the entire planet.

You ain't no Mario, bruv. 

Good luck, goofballs.

Time to move on, boomers.

Heterosexual countries have to stick together.

Women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Israel isn't even trying to make up excuses for the attacks on hospitals and healthcare workers.

Some people are saying it's killed their bees.

Everything should be assumed to be a deepfake.

The Houthis are not backing down.

Virus hoaxes are incredibly effective at getting people to comply with unhinged propositions.

Enjoy your Jews, Mexico. 

Migrants from these recent waves aren't even looking for jobs.

How many Jewish tricks are Mexicans willing to tolerate?

The judge wants to deter people from trying to “change the genetic makeup of the creatures” on the Earth.

Women expecting abortions should simply go elsewhere.

"Blood is thicker than water."

Democracy isn't real and votes don't matter.

Western governments exist to protect Jewish interests.

The BBC is far from antisemitic.

Full self-driving is indisputably misleading.

Sometimes, the diversity comes straight into your room at night and enriches you with vibrancy. 

The Jews are just exercising their Pile of Shoes-given right to self-defense.

Are we actually sure Israel isn't bombing Georgia? 

Man-made climate change is a hoax.

Democracy needs these criminals.

Just use glass containers.

People are tired of these migrant shelters popping up everywhere.

Protecting women's feelings is not going to fix their extinction-level birthrates.

Gavin Newsom is now a far-right stooge.

If the US government really wanted a ceasefire, they'd simply stop sending weapons to the Jews.

They should start putting these close to suicide pod spots.

The so-called "international community" is controlled by the Jews.

They should be asking China and Iran for help.

The American government can stop the slaughter any time.

The Venezuelans know how to have fun.

Without America's support, the Jews would calm down.

Pointing out the obvious is antisemitic.

Everyone hopes Hezbollah ups their game and starts actually doing something. But I would not count on it.

Elon whines a lot but always ends up complying.