Happy birthday!

Americans are so fat and stupid. 

He only did this because of slavery hundreds of years ago, obviously. 

The Science is clear about the need to mutilate kids.

In a parallel universe, Greta Thunberg is crusading against endocrine disruptors.

Why would they admit this?

Russia isn't pulling any punches.

Not a great look.

The West poisons women's minds.

At least they're being straightforward about it.

Twitter has very strange rules.

America is suffering from a bad case of Loonies Running the Asylum.

Putin is a metaphysically evil Sith lord.

This world now belongs to the robots.

What else was a pro-death person supposed to do?

True Progress can be measured by how much blacks can get away with.

Do Europeans want to fight a nuclear war for Zelensky?

Still sticking it to Putin, I see.

Visiting the DMZ is not normal. 

Why would anyone want to help the CIA?

America has a moral duty to fight a nuclear war to defend gay anal in the Ukraine.

This is how you show Putin who's boss.

What happened to all the money the West already gave him?

Will Russia finally ban Twitter?

Tough winter ahead.

Zero tolerance for thottery!

At least someone somewhere is doing something nice for the American people.

Europe had no choice but to defend gay anal in the Ukraine.

Hey, look! Over there! A border skirmish in another continent!

There's no escaping the cold.

Only India has the human resources to produce such an innovative product.

Jordan Peterson's entire career is based on stating the obvious.

Wait - election fraud?

Nobody actually believes the Ukraine has a chance to win.

The only reason the Ukraine is losing is because you haven't sent all of your money to Zelensky.

Empowerment. So brave.

The next sexual revolution is about "liberating" kids.

America is a very serious country facing very serious challenges.

It seems to be going fine. 

We have to protect who we are.

Deep down everyone wants tender family happiness.

Maybe sending billions more to the Ukraine will fix this.

It's your fault the Ukraine is suffering!

America is just exercising its freedom to become whatever it wants.

Americans are the greatest threat to America.

Great plan.

Germans really want to freeze to death.

This is the perfect time to push this issue.

Democracy is rape.

This sanctions stuff is beyond ridiculous.

Imagine having some nightclub slut in charge of your country.

Everyone is too dependent on Russia and China.

After all of those billions of dollars, the Ukraine wants even more money.

America is continuing to give everyone more and more reasons to avoid dealing with them.

This is what true progress is all about.

The right of demons to kill babies shall not be infringed!

Jews have a human right to do whatever they want.

All serious countries protect the minds of their children.

He's not wrong.

Success is all about flattening those curves.

Eating delicious, nutritious food is bad for the planet. You have to eat cockroaches.

Why are Europeans suicidal?

It is your duty as an American to die suddenly and mysteriously.

Freezing for the Ukraine is who you are in a rules-based order.

These are highly sudden, highly mysterious vaccines. You have nothing to worry about.

You are being watched. A lot, actually.

Everything is fine. Don't worry.

Freezing for Ukraine is an honor and the core value of who we are in a democracy.

Time to appoint a black Grand Master.

It's one of their specialties.

The West is committing suicide.

You sonovabitch, you pulled it off!

Don't even bother resisting your overlords, goy.

You didn't notice the emergency, did you?

The right to groom shall not be infringed.

Europe chose to #FreezeForUkraine.

Two more weeks to flatten the Russians.

It's their values and who they are.

Only billionaires should be allowed to use fossil fuels.

Losing body parts is empowering.

This is how the Ukraine is going to win the war.

She should have been fired.

Everything is racist.

Kids are being sexually liberated.

Funding Zelensky gives meaning to the lives of Americans.

Nuclear war is lots of fun.

Free speech is a threat to Our Democracy.

If people talk freely, people die. Freedom of speech is a pandemic.

The next season of Obey the Government Because of the Flu will have a new cast.

You didn't even notice the public health emergency, did you?

True progress in medical science is measured by the amount of kids doctors sterilize.

This is how we're going to defeat Climate Change and Russia.

The goyim are not supposed to think that defending themselves is a possibility.

Random Russians are no different than Putin.

Dismembering infants is just another sexual preference, goyim.

Nobody in America is more deserving of monetary help than random people from the Ukraine.

Women have a right to murder the consequences of their actions.

Peak medical science.

Nice shoes you got there, how did you pay for them?

The answer is "because of the Jews."

Is this what the word demoniac is meant to describe?

America confuses politeness and patience with weakness.

The climate is more important than the quality of life in America.

They already banned the best submissions.

Hey kids, mutilating your genitals and playing with poop is fun!

Blacks can be Aryan too.

Mike Pompeo ate the surveillance footage.

The goyim are going to die for real this time, unless they obey the government.

This actually means that the lockdowns worked perfectly.

The amount of times that the Ukraine has said that Russia is bombing itself is absurd.

Dating white people is like trying to resurrect Adolf Hitler.

Women have a theoretical purpose, actually.

Women are evil.

Child sacrifice is mainstream.

Women are ruining the planet.

Kids are learning useful life skills.

It's just part of a woman's bodily autonomy to kill, burn, and bury another body.

Kids have a right to ruin their bodies without parental approval.

This is necessary for the survival of Democracy.

Twitter is afraid to reveal the truth.

Chuck Norris Movie Hours would be infinitely better than Drag Queen Story Hours.

How dare they criticize Jewish tactics.

Why do blacks kill so many blacks?

It's an Analmergency in Analmerica!

You're such a good dancer for your age!

Black Lives Matter. A lot.

Who's really ruling America though?

The goyim are not allowed to make ends meet.

Someone's doing the gay orgies. 

All of America's money should be going to the Ukraine anyways.

We need to ban killing people before more people are killed.

Will Smith is determined to prove to his mommy how good of a boy he is.

Yet another consequence of slavery.

This is a hate crime against a trans-Caucasian woman.

The government won't stop sending money to Israel and Ukraine, though.

This is gender SCIENCE, bigot.

"Reality" is a hoax.

Americans are fleeing America.

A pandemic only affecting faggots.

It's for your own good, goy.