Kids have a right to ruin their bodies without parental approval.
Read More »Zelensky to Steal Property of Russian Residents in the Ukraine and in the West
This is necessary for the survival of Democracy.
Read More »Elon Musk is Back on the Buy Train
Twitter is afraid to reveal the truth.
Read More »Viktor Orban Tells CPAC Crowd in Texas Hungarians Want Less Drag Queens and More Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Movie Hours would be infinitely better than Drag Queen Story Hours.
Read More »Amnesty International Defends Report Condemning Ukrainian Use of Human Shields
How dare they criticize Jewish tactics.
Read More »Florida: Nude Black Man Tosses Partially Nude Black Woman from Car, Shoots Her in the Head
Why do blacks kill so many blacks?
Read More »America to Declare Public Health Emergency Over Homosexual STD Monkeypox
It's an Analmergency in Analmerica!
Read More »Watch: Homosexual Teaches Young Kid How to Pole Dance in Pennsylvania Anal Event
You're such a good dancer for your age!
Read More »Black McDonald’s Employee Serves Cold Fries to Black Customer, Gets Shot and Ends Up Brain Dead
Black Lives Matter. A lot.
Read More »Watch: Joe Biden Calls Himself “Vice President”
Who's really ruling America though?
Read More »Up to 90% of IRS’ New $80B Expansion to Come from Small Businesses Making Less Than $200k
The goyim are not allowed to make ends meet.
Read More »NYC Mayor Declares State of Emergency Over Homosexual STD Monkeypox
Someone's doing the gay orgies.
Read More »Inflation Murdering Young Americans’ Finances
All of America's money should be going to the Ukraine anyways.
Read More »Wisconsin: 1 Dead, 4 Injured in Mass Knife Attack Near River
We need to ban killing people before more people are killed.
Read More »Will Smith Posts Apology Video for Slapping Chris Rock Over Insulting His Wife
Will Smith is determined to prove to his mommy how good of a boy he is.
Read More »Former NFL Player Indicted with Murder of Girlfriend, Tampering with Evidence
Yet another consequence of slavery.
Read More »Shakira Facing 8 Years in Jail for Alleged Tax Fraud in Spain
This is a hate crime against a trans-Caucasian woman.
Read More »Breaking: US Prices to Keep Climbing Forever
The government won't stop sending money to Israel and Ukraine, though.
Read More »Elementary School Students Learn to Subvert “White Colonizer” Sexuality in Portland Public Schools
This is gender SCIENCE, bigot.
Read More »FBI Reclassifying Cases as “Domestic Violent Extremism” to Push Anti-White Narrative, Whistleblowers Claim
"Reality" is a hoax.
Read More »Report: Mexico City Residents Allegedly Complain About Increasing Number of Americans Living There
Americans are fleeing America.
Read More »Monkeypox: San Francisco Declares State of Emergency, WHO Tells Faggots to Stop Having Orgies
A pandemic only affecting faggots.
Read More »US Consumer Watchdog to Monitor Cryptocurrency Payments
It's for your own good, goy.
Read More »Climate Disinformation is Killing the Planet, Media Claims
We can't just let people say things and have opinions.
Read More »Rhode Island Bar Tweets Anti-Semitic Anne Frank Meme, Apologizes to Angry Mob
People shouldn't be allowed to make jokes.
Read More »Phone Scammer Forces Boomer to Learn Bitcoin, Steals $230K
Is stealing from boomers even wrong?
Read More »Ukraine Asks America to Send Free Gas for Winter Alongside Free Weapons
Americans should feel honored.
Read More »Worst Korea Doubles Down on “Kill Chain” Preemptive Nuclear Strikes Plan Against North Korea
South Korea is a mistake.
Read More »Fauci Says 2020 Restrictions Should Have Been Harsher Because Healthy People are a Threat
People can get this deadly virus and never get any symptoms! Scary!
Read More »Rightists Protesting Drag Queen Story Hour Clash with Counter-Protesters in Boston
The right to groom kids shall not be infringed.
Read More »Al Gore Says Climate Change Deniers are Like Cops in Uvalde School Shooting, Democracy is Broken
I've really been worried about our democracy as well.
Read More »Watch: Teacher Turns Classroom Into Gay Nightclub
What? You don't want kids to have some fun at school?
Read More »DNA Testing Can Be Used to Target and Kill People, American Lawmakers and Military Experts Warn
Imagine giving your genetic information to The Science.
Read More »Lavrov Says Russia Not Asking for Sanctions Removal, Will Develop Economy Without West
The West has proved to be an unreliable partner.
Read More »Biden has “Highly Contagious” Variant of Coronavirus “Spreading Rapidly” Through America
It's a new variant, folks. We gotta, we handle the, we have to. We just have to, folks.
Read More »The Ukraine Claims Putin is a Clone (Seriously, the Top Intelligence Guy Said This)
You will never be a real country, "Ukraine."
Read More »WHO Chief Declares Monkeypox a Global Emergency, Overrules Panel of Advisers Against It
THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED! RUN!
Read More »US Border Patrol Finds 100+ Nuevos Americanos in Texas Stash Houses in a 24-Hour Period
Legume lives matter.
Read More »Ukraine to Punish Ukrainians Who Accept Russian Passport Offer from Putin
No goy in the Ukraine is allowed to have a better life.
Read More »Monkeypox to Become Regular STD in America Because Faggots Account for 99% of Cases
If you're not a faggot, you have nothing to worry about.
Read More »US Sends $270 Million in Military Equipment to the Ukraine, Vows Eternal Support
Who cares about struggling Americans?
Read More »Watch: Righteous Lightning Strikes Disgusting Wind Turbine in Texas
No one likes these wind turbines.
Read More »YouTube Announces Great Purge of Abortion “Misinformation”
Censorship is necessary to protect the goyim from dangerous ideas.
Read More »CIA Director Says Putin is “Too Healthy,” Rumors About Him Being Sick are a Hoax
Putin strong. Russia strong.
Read More »Department of Defense Opens New Office to Study Unidentified Phenomena Across Space, Air, And Water
All hoaxes are on the table.
Read More »Russia Resumes Gas Flow to Europe After Scheduled Maintenance
But he should still shut it off.
Read More »China Calls for Immediate Ceasefire in Ukraine, Tells Everyone to Calm Down
China wants a peaceful world full of happy customers.
Read More »School Mask Mandates are Back – San Diego School Chief Tells Kids to Stay Home If They Don’t Like It
Current Thing is changing!
Read More »Zelensky’s Wife Tells US Congress Russia is Doing “Hunger Games” Human Hunting
Why is Putin so evil????
Read More »Only 1% of Americans Say Climate Change is the Most Important Problem
They are a tiny minority that must be protected.
Read More »Middle School Librarian Says Kids Can Choose Pornographic Homosexual Books
Pubescent kids are easier to corrupt.
Read More »Australian Authorities Urge People to Work from Home and Take Boosters Because Coronavirus is Back
Human dignity is putting people at risk!
Read More »Putin Meets with Iran and Turkey – All Vow to Unseat the Dollar as Global Reserve Currency
This unseating of the dollar as the global reserve currency is happening, just like we said it would, and it is really going to ruin all of our lives.
Read More »Uvalde Shooting: Illegal Immigration is Partly to Blame, Report Says
Salvador Ramos isn't really an American name, is it?
Read More »Merriam-Webster Changes Dictionary Definition of Male and Female
People are not supposed to know what any of this really means.
Read More »EU Sanctions Russian Biker Club Leader and Actors for Expressing Support for Their Country
People who support their own countries are evil!
Read More »Watch: Brown Woman Confronts BLM Protesters Idolizing Black Man Who Tried to Kill Her
How many more good boys have to die before we finally abolish the cops?
Read More »US Border Invasion: New All-Time Record of Migrant Border Stops in a Year
The age of men is over. The time of the orc has come.
Read More »Fauci Announces That Even Though He’ll Step Down After Biden’s Term, Coronavirus is Eternal
The Science has spoken.
Read More »93% of Americans Significantly Worried About Inflation, 75% Suffering Financial Hardship
It's the price of attempting to escape from the flu and promoting gay anal in the Ukraine.
Read More »Bystander Stops Mass Shooting in Indiana Mall After Shooter Kills 3
The right-wing media machine, from Fox News to Breitbart and The Gayway Poundit, are run by GOP gun control shills trying to put us all in a federal database.
Read More »Watch: New Uvalde School Shooting Police Body Cam Video Shows Officers Doing Nothing
This is top quality gun ownership propaganda.
Read More »UK: Top Dance School Bans Ballet from Auditions for Being White and Idealizing European Body Shape
Twerking is the only acceptable dance form.
Read More »Watch: ABC Publishes Instagram Video Encouraging “Queer Youth” to Masturbate
Jerk em if ya got em.
Read More »42% of Americans Actively Avoid the News, Trust in Reporting at Lowest Point Ever
How are we going to have a democracy if people don't watch the news?
Read More »West Refusing to Sell Long Potatoes to Russia’s Fake McDonald’s
This will finally defeat Putin.
Read More »Viktor Orban Says Sanctions are Killing EU Economy, Brussels Must Change Course
How dare he state the obvious.
Read More »Elon Musk’s Father, 76, Confirms Second Child with Stepdaughter, 35, Says Only Making Babies Matters
Interesting family.
Read More »US Tells Russia to Cap Oil Price or Face More of the Sanctions That Increased Oil Price
This is an obvious admission the sanctions are only really hurting the West.
Read More »Watch: New Uvalde Video Shows Cops Waiting in School Hallways to Increase Death Count
If you give up your guns, these cops will protect you.
Read More »People on Social Media Harass LGBTQ Perverts with Impunity, Report Alleges
It's all an excuse for more surveillance and censorship.
Read More »You Need to Get to Go and Need to be Able to Get Where You Need to Go to Do the Work and Get Home
I just can't help but feel like Kamala would be better suited to be United States Poet Laureate.
Read More »Zelensky Says Russia Attacked “Ordinary Houses” Deliberately
Not even the UN is buying these hoaxes.
Read More »Germany and France Bracing for Russian Gas Cutoff, Total Economic Collapse
For Europe, committing suicide is a matter of principles.
Read More »UN Blames the Ukraine for Nursing Home Hoax, Uses Term “Human Shields”
Reddit needs to be pulled up before the Hague for promoting the use of human shields.
Read More »Entire US Industrial Complex at Risk of Shutdown Amid Self-Inflicted Energy Crisis
Without gay anal in the Ukraine, there's no point in America having an industry.
Read More »80% of US Urine Samples Contain Cancer Causing Glyphosate
If you don't want to ingest the poison then why do you spray it on top of your food?
Read More »New Coronavirus Variant Symptom: Sweating at Night During Summer
Sweating is also a symptom of global warming.
Read More »Top Air Force Official Warns China Getting New Military Equipment 5 to 6 Times Faster Than US
The Chinese may have a better army, but they don't have better trannies.
Read More »US Sending New $400 Million Military Aid Package to the Ukraine
A small price to pay for prolonging the death and suffering of random people in the Ukraine.
Read More »Twitter to Sue Elon Musk Over His Refusal to Buy the Company
Getting Twitter to beg you to buy it is actually funnier than actually buying it.
Read More »Watch: Laughing Black Teens Kill Elderly Black Man with Traffic Cone
Black lives don't matter much to black people.
Read More »India Increases Russian Oil Imports Because It’s Good Business
The sanctions are working in Russia's favor.
Read More »Over 60K Unvaccinated National Guardsmen Lose Pay
The deadly vax saga isn't over yet.
Read More »Day Care Worker Films Herself Abusing Toddler, Uploads to Snapchat
Imagine leaving a random 19-year-old slut in charge of your kids.
Read More »Today in Sodom: Chat Rooms for Kids to Talk to Homosexuals, Ads Looking for Kids to Perform in Drag
Another normal day in a very normal land.
Read More »Biden to Take Executive Action to Protect Right to Dismember Babies
Child sacrifice is necessary to uphold the rules-based order of our democracy.
Read More »Zelensky Says He’s the Only Thing Standing Between Europe and Russia
Zelensky, the noble protector of Europe.
Read More »UK: Health Secretary and Finance Minister Suddenly Resign
This is all totally normal and no cause for alarm.
Read More »Global Goyim Agree to Pay $750 Billion to the Ukraine
Gay anal in the Ukraine is the top priority of the West.
Read More »Tranny Outrage After Macy Gray and Bette Midler Say Men Can’t Become Women
Trannies will kill themselves over those words.
Read More »Reddit Rising: NATO Signs Accession Protocol for Finland and Sweden
Flawless plan.
Read More »Mexican President Tells US to Return Statue of Liberty to France or Drop Charges Against Julian Assange
He has a point.
Read More »Israel Exonerates Itself After IDF Kills Palestinian Journalist
Remember when Saudi Arabia killing a journalist was really important?
Read More »Texas Counties to Declare State of Emergency Over Border Invasion
Your country isn't yours anymore.
Read More »Rhode Island State Senator Twerks Upside Down, Teaches “Pleasure-Based Sex Ed”
Everything is very serious and civilized.
Read More »Ukraine Asks Global Goyim for $750 Billion (3/4ths of $1 Trillion) to Solve Their Serious Problems
This is beyond ridiculous.
Read More »Watch: Almost-Naked Drag Queen Holds Toddler’s Hand
America is making Progress.
Read More »Watch: Ron DeSantis Officially Bans Sexuality and Gender Stuff in Elementary Schools
But how are kids supposed to find out who they really are?!
Read More »Amber Heard Asks Judge to Toss Verdict in Johnny Depp Trial, Says Depp Didn’t Present Evidence
It really looks like she's going to go full Hillary Clinton.
Read More »After Huge Defeat, Zelensky Says He’s About to Start Really Winning Good Soon
Two more weapon shipments to flatten Russian defenses.
Read More »NASA Says China Planning to Take Over the Moon, Announces New Race to Space
We can't let the Chinese ban LGBTQ+ pride parades on the Moon.
Read More »JP Morgan Analysts Warn Russian Sanctions to Backfire, Skyrocket Oil Price
It's the price of a rules-based order in the Ukraine.
Read More »Slut Actress Accuses Marilyn Manson of Whipping Her with Real Nazi Whip from the Holocaust
Believe all women.
Read More »WHO Demands Increase in Surveillance, “Urgent and Coordinated Action” to Fight Monkeypox
You have to lose your freedom and live in a surveillance state because of these viruses.
Read More »Media Publishes Abortion Pills Tutorial
Strong and independent women are incapable of figuring out how to avoid a pregnancy.
Read More »UK: Climate Supremacists Glue Hands to Vincent van Gogh Painting to Protest Dinosaur Soup
These people should be more worried about nuclear war.
Read More »US Announces New $820M Military Aid Package to Ukraine, 14th Package Since August 2021
Not enough, goyim. Send everything you have.
Read More »Mr. Bossy: Zelensky Orders Turkey to Detain Russian Ship
Why can't these bossy Ukrainians fight their own war?
Read More »#FreezeForUkraine: Shortage of Firewood and Wood Stoves in Germany
This is how you punish Putin.
Read More »Doctor Explains How to Teach 4-Year-Olds to Explore Their Vaginas, 8-Year-Olds to Masturbate
In America, little kids masturbate.
Read More »Texas Educators Propose to Refer to Slavery as “Involuntary Relocation”
It's a much more accurate term.
Read More »Watch: Biden Tells NATO That the US Supreme Court is Destabilizing the World
It's not part of our values to make hoes mad.
Read More »Supreme Court Limits Government’s Ability to Reduce Carbon Emissions!
"Renewable sources" are a hoax.
Read More »Zelensky Orders NATO to Pay $5 Billion a Month to Cover Costs of Pretending There’s a Chance to Win
He's the highest paid actor in history.
Read More »Fauci Suffers “Much Worse” Coronavirus “Rebound” After Pfizer Pills
What kind of ouchie is Fauci planning now?
Read More »NATO Declares Russia “Threat to Our Way of Life,” Asks Finland and Sweden to Join Bloc
At least nuclear war means no more child trannies.
Read More »50 Migrants Die After Trailer Abandoned in Texas Heat
Cannibalism?
Read More »Watch: Drag Queen Kid Performs for Adults, Man in Underwear Twerks for Kids
The Anus is their religion, and they are spreading it.
Read More »Watch: Abortionist Claims Babies are Not Alive Until They Exit Women’s Bodies
The Science has changed!
Read More »Jake Sullivan Interrupts Macron Talking to Biden About Oil Crisis, Says to Hide from Cameras
They don't want the goyim to know.
Read More »US Supreme Court Now Looking to Undo Separation of Church and State, Media Claims
Without women's right to kill their own babies, there is no democracy!
Read More »G7, West to Support Ukraine “For as Long as It Takes” – “The Price of Freedom is Worth Paying”
The goyim taxpayer will fund anal democracy.
Read More »Russia Forced Into Fake, “Symbolic” Default After Being Banned From Making Payments on Loans
Russia grows stronger every day.
Read More »Watch: Mad Hoes Attacking Police, Burning Things, Throwing Tantrums
Girls just wanna kill babies.
Read More »Watch: Drag Queen Wearing Thong Twerks for Kids, Demonic BDSM Drag Queen Doing “Family Friendly” Shows
Someone has to teach kids about the true potential of the anal cavity.
Read More »G7 Wants to Raise $600 Billion to Counter China’s Plan to Make Everyone’s Lives Better
We can't let the evil Chinese improve the economy of poor countries.
Read More »Watch: Hoes Twerking for Abortions, Mad Hoes Try to Break Into Arizona State Capitol
Women can do everything men can do, except figuring out how to not get pregnant.
Read More »PayPal, Disney, Google and Others Tell Employees to Travel for Abortions
Boycott abortionists.
Read More »7th Graders Watching Videos About Puberty Blockers at School
Kids who choose chemical castration are stunning and brave. Don't you want to be stunning and brave too?
Read More »Cheat Sheet Explicitly Instructs Biden to Enter Room, Sit Down, Talk, Depart
This is your true ruler, goyim. Blame him for anything bad that happens.
Read More »EU Now Burning Coal to Cope with Self-Inflicted Lack of Russian Gas, Risking Total Climate Apocalypse
#FreezeForUkraine
Read More »US Sends HIMARS to the Ukraine – Zelensky Demands Ten Times More
Who's gonna operate all of these weapons now that most of the Ukrainian army is destroyed?
Read More »Monkeypox Rising, Officials Ramp Up Testing, WHO Does Emergency Meeting
Remember to be afraid, goy!
Read More »Jury Finds Fat Mexican Not Guilty of Driving Evil Car in Times Square Car Rampage
The car is guilty.
Read More »Texas Spending Billions on Border Security, Congressman Wants Federal Government to Pay
The Age of Men is axiomatically over.
Read More »Jordan Peterson Tweets Study Saying mRNA Coronavirus Vaccine Does More Harm Than Good
A bit late to the party.
Read More »Watch: Florida Dudes Break Into Mansion to Hold Negro Amateur Boxing Match, Upload Videos to Social Media
What happened to the first rule of Fight Club?
Read More »EU Countries Preparing More Sanctions for Russia and Belarus, More Military Support for the Ukraine
Two more rounds of sanctions until Russia collapses.
Read More »Ukrainian Court Officially Bans Another Opposition Party, Seizes All Assets, Property and Funds
Ukraine is the only democracy in Russia.
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