Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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European Union Refuses to Recognize Legitimacy of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro
Venezuela is not bombing toddlers, by the way.
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UK’s Starmer Wants European Countries to Cooperate Against Native Populations
You can’t have a proper democracy with people going around opposing mass stabbings.
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Black Teen Girls Attack 76-Year-Old Man on Brooklyn Subway Platform
They’re just angry about what happened to George Floyd.
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Pope Francis Declares Rejecting Migrants a “Grave Sin”
Will he demolish the walls of the Vatican?
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New York: Analysis Claims “Hate Crimes” Against Jews Skyrocketing Amid Israel’s War on Toddlers
The Jews never address the reason why people “hate” them.
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UN Food Agency Suspends Gaza Operations After Jews Shoot Staff Near Checkpoint
You can be rest assured that the Jews will “investigate” the incident.
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Massachusetts Republicans Want Detailed Breakdown of State’s $1 Billion “Secret” Migrant Spending
Sounds like a massive conspiracy.
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Massachusetts to Spray Poison Gas to Allegedly Prevent Mosquito-Borne Virus
“Insecticide” isn’t just poisonous to bugs.
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Boeing 757 Tire Blows Out and Kills Two Workers in Atlanta
Diversity makes life more exciting.
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Philadelphia Cops Looking for Black Kid as Young as 10 for Armed Carjackings
It’s so shocking that black kids would do something like this.
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Russia Tells US World War Three Wouldn’t be Confined to Europe
Americans are too fat to understand that modern missiles can reach them.
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Trump Rally Counter-Sniper Backs Evidence Tampering Claims
[Nonsense subtitle removed permanently -Editor]
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44% of Jew College Students are Afraid to Admit They’re Jews Amid Rise of Anti-Genocide Movement
Why is “antisemitism” rising, Jews?
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NASA “Humiliated” Boeing by Announcing SpaceX Would Bring Astronauts Back, Employee Says
Boeing is succeeding at having a diverse workforce.
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Republican States File Suit to End Program That Gives Migrants US Citizenship Through Marriage
This is a much smaller issue than the whole “birthright citizenship” thing that no one wants to deal with.