Is this a joke? Send ALL of your tanks, Germany!
Read More »California: Army of Worms Emerges in State of Evil
The worms don't like it when kids go tranny.
Read More »Ukraine Wants Russians to Pay Reparations for Environmental Damage
Everything is about "Ukraine" getting more and more money.
Read More »DeSantis Bans Protests Outside Private Homes After Child Killers Try to Intimidate Judges
This hurts the child killers.
Read More »Border Crisis: Feds Find Huge Tunnel for Smuggling Drugs from Mexico
The only border that matters is the Ukraine's.
Read More »Sweden and Finland Confirm Decision to Join NATO – Russia Should Invade Sweden and Finland
Hang in there, folks. Things are about to get a lot worse.
Read More »World Economic Forum Announces Zelensky Will Virtually Attend Annual Meeting
He will take a small break from counting the billions of dollars Americans sent him.
Read More »Racist Facial Recognition AI Back on the Menu After Monstrous Rise in Crime
Having your every move tracked by the government is a small price to pay for living in a diverse utopia.
Read More »Czech President Grants 103 Volunteers Special Permission to Fight for Ukraine
This is an unofficial way of joining the conflict.
Read More »Black Woman Accused of Killing White Foster Daughter to Take Stand in Murder Trial
Black parenting at its finest.
Read More »Oil and Gas Firms are Planning to Destroy the Planet for Money, Guardian Claims
Scientists agree the world will end unless you do exactly what we say, goy!
Read More »Watch: Biden Says Inflation “Tough Problem to Solve,” But Unrelated to Spending
It's simple math, goy.
Read More »Woman Kills 3 of Her 7 Kids with Help of Teenage Son, Lights Candles, Asks Cops for Bible
You best start believing in demon stories. You're in one.
Read More »Hoax Alert: Congress to Hold Open Hearing About UFOs, NASA Publishes Suggestive Mars Image
The aliens won't befriend you unless you take the vax.
Read More »Jews Fight Each Other After Jew Museum Bans Ron DeSantis
Jewish values are in conflict with DeSantis'.
Read More »EU Parliament Member Says Anti-Russian Sanctions Only Harm Europe
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message about our values and who we are.
Read More »Wisconsin: Baby Killers Burn Pro-Life Office, “If Abortions Aren’t Safe, Then You Aren’t Either”
Literally terrorism.
Read More »UK Pledges $1.6 Billion for the Ukraine Democracy War
There are no British people in need who could use that money.
Read More »Former Senior CIA Tells Current CIA to Shut Up About Involvement in Killing Russian Generals
Too late for that.
Read More »Abortion Activists Want Women to Storm Catholic Churches on Mother’s Day
Some women really, really want to kill their babies.
Read More »Zelensky is the “Winston Churchill of Our Time,” George W. Bush Says
So true.
Read More »EU Wants to Sanction Head of Russian Orthodox Church, Patriarch Kirill
Is the West experiencing mass demonic possession?
Read More »Hoax Alert: WHO Claims Three Times More Coronavirus Deaths Than Officially Reported
The mystery of the virus that only kills after people get vaccinated against it.
Read More »The Ukraine to Start Winning Next Month – If Entire Planet Sends Weapons and Money
It's your fault if the Ukraine loses.
Read More »Media: After Abortion Ban, Bans on Gay Sex, Race-Mixing, and Contraception are Next!
Without birth control, women will not survive.
Read More »Affordable Housing: That Pod is Gonna Run You $800 a Month
Is it "housing"?
Read More »Doctors Agree Kids Need Grooming, Tranny Assistant Secretary of Health Says
The Science says your kids should be turned into trannies.
Read More »Media: Putin to Transfer Power to “Cunning and Insidious” Villain to Undergo Cancer Surgery
Two more weeks to win the war in Ukraine.
Read More »Israel Demands Apology After Lavrov Says Hitler was Jewish Like Zelensky
Russia knows exactly what buttons to push.
Read More »Bill Gates Wants New Vaccines, Creation of Global Anti-Pandemics Organization
He really just wants what's best for you.
Read More »Rand Paul Says “Overwhelming” Evidence Coronavirus Came from Lab
This is how you own the liberals.
Read More »The Guardian Says Russia is Losing the War in Ukraine
The conventional media is no longer concerned about credibility.
Read More »Racist AI Flags Black Children for Mandatory Neglect Investigation
Computers are racist.
Read More »Ukraine Teaches 20-Year-Old Sluts to Disarm Landmines
This will end well.
Read More »Michigan Sheriff Arrested for Killing Pit Bull in Revenge Murder Scheme
Killing pit bulls should be legal.
Read More »Ukraine: Hundreds Arrested for Pro-Russia Social Media Posts Face Up to 15 Years in Prison
A very tolerant democracy.
Read More »Poland Steals Russian Gas Infrastructure
This isn't how you prevent WW3.
Read More »Ukrainian Sluts Desperate to Get Abortion Pills Because of Russian Mass Rape
This is the real crisis.
Read More »Moderna and Pfizer/BioNTech Request “Emergency Use” Authorization to Booster the Kiddies
It's an emergency, goy, hand over your kids!
Read More »UK Wants to Create “Global NATO,” Arm Taiwan, Ramp Up Production of Weapons
It's as if the West actually wanted to escalate.
Read More »California Mom Stabs 2 Pit Bulls to Death After They Attack 1-Year-Old Daughter
This likely counts as a happy ending.
Read More »Satanic Temple Sues Pennsylvania School for Refusing Creation of “Satan Club”
You're not supposed to opt out of this!
Read More »Google Unleashes Woke AI to Warn About Problematic Words While Typing
You can't just write any words you like, goy.
Read More »Not Even Doctor Jill Likes Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris is probably the most disliked person ever.
Read More »Country of Literally Hitler Opposes EU Membership for Ukraine
Austria is literally Hitler, according to Twitter users.
Read More »Vegan Terrorist Pleads Guilty to Arson After Attacks on Animal Processing Plants
Eat the bugs, goy.
Read More »Pennsylvania Elementary School Refuses “Satan Club” Creation
These satanic "clubs" operate in other schools across the country.
Read More »Watch: Israeli Police Enter Jerusalem Mosque, Fire Rubber Bullets, Drop Tear Gas from Drones
Jews are a very tolerant people.
Read More »Zelensky Wins John F. Kennedy Courage Award for Defending Democracy
A true anal hero.
Read More »Louisiana: Black Women Force Kid to Drink Bottle of Whiskey, Kid Dies
Black Lives Matter.
Read More »Watch: Obama Says Billions Who Took Coronavirus Vaccine Worldwide are Test Subjects
"Experimental gene therapy" was supposed to be a conspiracy theory.
Read More »Watch: Fauci Says CDC Should Decide on Masks Usage, Not Courts
The Science's power is absolute.
Read More »Watch: Zelensky Says Ukraine Would Have Defeated Russia with More US Weapons
Go be a fake country in Palestine, Jew.
Read More »CNN+ Streaming Service Shuts Down a Month After Launch
Pay for your brainwashing, goy. Come on.
Read More »Ukrainian Police Hunt Ukrainians Accused of “Collaborating” with Russia
This is how you win over people's hearts in a democracy.
Read More »Jen Psaki Cries While Defending Groomers and “Right to Groom”
Kids have a right to explore their anus.
Read More »Idaho: Dumb Slut LARPing as Pilot Crashes Plane and Dies, Dad Wants Airport Shut Down
You go girl!
Read More »Black Man Enters High School, Stabs 15-Year-Old Girl to Death in “Random Attack”
Clearly a consequence of slavery.
Read More »Ukraine Plans to Attack Own Orthodox Churches to Blame Russia
Moscow says they have proof.
Read More »Amazon to Undergo “Racial Equity” Audit Led by Loretta Lynch
Gotta make sure Amazon's strength comes from diversity.
Read More »Democrat Senator Wants to Deploy American Troops to Ukraine
It is your duty as an American to defend gay anal in the Ukraine.
Read More »NASA to Cause Alien Apocalypse, UK’s Oxford University Scientists Warn
Greetings, goyim from Earth.
Read More »Massachusetts: Schools Secretly Grooming Children into Transsexualism is “In Accordance with State Guidance”
This is what school is all about.
Read More »Sweden: Youths Chanting “Allahu Akbar” Burn Vehicles, Clash with Police
This is what makes Sweden strong.
Read More »UK: Archbishop Makes Eastern Sermon About Accepting Refugees
Get your priorities right.
Read More »mRNA Gene Therapy Can Cure Heart Attacks, The Science Claims
You can't trust doctors anymore.
Read More »Watch: Biden Offers Handshake to Thin Air
He's trying to intimidate the Russians.
Read More »Marine Sgt. Molests 3-Year-Old
The US military is a very special kind of military.
Read More »Watch: Fauci Says Lockdowns are for Getting People Vaccinated
Is he supposed to say that?
Read More »Watch: Israeli Forces Enter Mosque in Jerusalem, Hurt 117+ Palestinians
When will Joe Biden start sending billions of dollars to the Palestinians to protect the sovereignty of their borders?
Read More »Turkey and India Continue to Refuse to Join Russian Sanctions Suicide Cult
The Rotten Empire is crumbling.
Read More »Elon Musk Refuses to Join Twitter Board, Mutant CEO Says It’s “For the Best”
Maybe he wants to buy more of Twitter?
Read More »Groomer Genocide as Many States Mimic Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” Bill
In reality, these bills don't do much of anything.
Read More »New Maryland Law Makes Child Sacrifice Easier, No Need to be a Doctor to Perform Abortion
This is definitely what we call True Progress.
Read More »Fauci Now Allows People to Decide How to Protect Themselves from Coronavirus
He's giving you permission.
Read More »Watch: Zelensky Says Russia “Greatest Threat on Planet”
Russia is the greatest threat to globohomo.
Read More »Colored Boy Complains That White House Uses TikTokers as “Pawns” to Push Ukraine Narrative
Putin is evil because 18-year-old TikTok sluts say so.
Read More »Elon Musk Violated Federal Law When Buying Twitter Shares, Experts Claim
Soon, he will be called a racist and accused of rape.
Read More »Watch: Psaki Explains Why White House Gives Free Smartphones to Illegal Migrants
No one ever threw away a phone.
Read More »Russia Not Picking Up the Phone, Pentagon Says
Russians are big meanies.
Read More »The Science Blames Coronavirus for 33-Fold Increase in Risk of Blood Clots
Vaccine side effects are actually just coronavirus symptoms!
Read More »Twitter Bans Former UN Inspector Scott Ritter for Talking About Ukrainian War Crimes
It's against the rules to suggest Russians may not actually be metaphysically evil.
Read More »Aliens are Getting Women Pregnant, Pentagon UFO Report Claims
The government is just releasing story lines from 1990s Art Bell.
Read More »Watch: Pope Francis Kisses Ukrainian Flag Pulled from the Rubble of Bucha
Catholics should know that the Ukraine is their values and who they are.
Read More »Hero Cop Shoots Toddler Dead with Great Precision in Hostage Situation
It was the only way to keep the police officers safe. Blue Lives Matter.
Read More »Watch: Psaki Says Trannies are Having a Mental Health Crisis
How come mentally ill people are not mentally healthy? What a mystery.
Read More »Media Releases Satellite Images “Proving” Russian War Crimes
The hoaxing just entered full overdrive mode.
Read More »Woman Wakes Up After Pit Bull Attack to Find She’s Lost Both Arms and Her Colon
Pit bulls should be removed from existence.
Read More »BREAKING: Actual Evidence of War Crimes Committed in the Ukraine
Ukrainians have been brain-hacked by Russians to commit these crimes against their own.
Read More »UK: 19-Year-Old Girl Punches 58-Year-Old Man to Death – No Jail! Vagina Privilege!
Why are British women like this?
Read More »Flawless Victory: Orban Wins Hungary Elections
THIS IS LIKE A NEW HOLOCAUST.
Read More »Our Sacred Values: Pope Anal Calls War in Ukraine “Sacrilegious,” Says Ukrainian Satanists “Martyred”
Our Values is Our Religion and Who We Are.
Read More »Poland Wants to Deploy US Nukes
This is exactly how you deescalate tensions. Good job, Poland.
Read More »News Outlets Go Nuts with Russian War Crimes Hoax
There's no evidence to suggest that the Russians are the ones doing the crimes.
Read More »Police Tells White Athlete Sucker-Punched by Black Runner He’ll be Arrested If He Presses Charges
This is new!
Read More »Terraforming Dead Earth: Remove Carbon from Atmosphere to Save Climate, Says UN
#KillAllPlants #FridayForFuture
Read More »Pope Francis Sides with Christ-Killer Zelensky, Says He May Visit Kiev, Criticizes Putin
Shouldn't he defend the real values of the Catholic Church?
Read More »Russia Tells Europe to “Sober Up from the American Bourbon”
Who's winning here?
Read More »Vax and Masks Failure: Nebulizers Reduce Risk of Catching Coronavirus, Symptoms
This is the wrong kind of science.
Read More »Watch: Highest-Ranking Tranny DoD Officer Featured in US Air Force Twitter
This is the image of America you want Russia and China to see.
Read More »The Science Announces Victory Over Human Genome, Upcoming Ability to Stop Aging
You may live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension.
Read More »Germany Warns People of Possible Gas Rationing Because of Russian Sanctions
#FreezeForUkraine
Read More »Estonia Tells EU Not to Buy Energy from Russia and Send That Money to Ukraine Instead
Anything Europe needs, Ukraine needs more. Simple as.
Read More »Reparations Outrage: California Only Wants to Pay Descendants of Slaves
Why can't black people get paid just for being black?
Read More »Emperor Xi Issues Strong Backing for the Taliban
NOOOO THEY CAN'T JUST TRADE WITHOUT RESPECTING WOMEN AND HOMOS!
Read More »Watch: Jordan Peterson Explains That Antifa Wants Revenge Against God
Nice analysis, professor.
Read More »Germany: Displaying Letter “Z” and Expressing Support for Russia Could be Criminal Act
#StandWithUkraine - or else!
Read More »Will Smith Apologizes for Attacking Chris Rock
He needs to apologize for all those movies he made.
Read More »Israel: Gunman Opens Fire on Busy Street, Kills at Least 5
White supremacy strikes again.
Read More »Jewish “The Flash” Actor Arrested for Flipping Out Over People Singing Karaoke at Bar
Why would anyone want to watch a movie featuring this androgynous mutant?
Read More »Ukraine Can Actually Defeat Russia, Retired 4-Star US Army General Says
They just need two more weeks to flatten the Russian army.
Read More »Watch: 12-Year-Old Black Girl Playing with Gun Kills 14-Year-Old Cousin, Then Herself
One shot, one kill. She was the best shooter black people ever had.
Read More »US to Welcome 100,000 “Ukrainian Refugees”
Our Values and Who We Are!
Read More »Common Sense: Taliban Refuses to Allow Girls Older Than 11 in Schools
Allowing women to attend school destroys societies.
Read More »Outrage: Boston Students Asked to List Positive Effects of Colonization of Africa
Blacks never benefitted from interacting with whites!
Read More »80% of People Have Plastic Particles in Their Blood, Scientists Find
This is a real existential threat to humanity, unironically.
Read More »12-Year-Old Girl Sends 50+ Nudes to School Bus Driver Over 8-Month Period
Most men remain in denial about how slutty women really are.
Read More »NATO Says That Russia is for Sure Losing Really Badly
But how many reddit legionnaires though?
Read More »NATO Chief Says China Helps Russia with Misinformation About Ukraine
The West is the king of misinformation.
Read More »UN Chief Wants Global Warning System for Weather Pandemics
"New climate emergency!" can be an alternative to "new coronavirus strain!"
Read More »Watch: Two-Legged Pit Bulls Cheer as Their Four-Legged Pit Bulls Attack Family Cat
Are black people and pit bulls one and the same?
Read More »Macron Warns of Global Food Crisis Because of Russian Sanctions, Promises Food Vouchers
Dying of hunger is one way of sticking it to Putin.
Read More »Poll: People Who Took Coronavirus Vaccine Support Western Narrative Against Russia
The memes are real.
Read More »Biden Says Putin May Do Chemical Attack Now Because His Back’s Against the Wall
Putin does things that don't make sense because he's evil and feral-eyed.
Read More »UK: 17-Month-Old Baby Girl Killed by Pit Bull Her Parents Bought a Week Earlier
The dog was a good boy, so it was probably self-defense.
Read More »Belarus Officially Grants Asylum and Refugee Status to Capitol “Riot” Suspect
At least someone somewhere is helping Americans.
Read More »Russian Sanctions to Bring Poverty and Unemployment, Germany Warns
The right of Ukrainian people to do gay anal in public is worth it.
Read More »TikTok Directs Users to “Misinformation” About Ukraine Border Skirmish, Researchers Find
NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET PEOPLE HAVE ACCESS TO INFORMATION!!1!
Read More »Zelensky Aide Says Castrating Russian POWs is Bad PR
We only have two weeks to stop the spread of heterosexuality.
Read More »CDC Admits Gross Overcounting of Coronavirus Deaths, Alleges “Coding Logic Error”
To be fair, the calculations were all done by the descendants of Holocaust survivors.
Read More »The Warming Hoaxsters Will Not Address the Plastic Problem
But did you see that poor Ukrainian woman crying though?
Read More »Watch: Ukraine Trains Shieldmaidens for “War of Attrition”
What will Russia do against such fierce female fighters?
Read More »Watch: Cop Kneels on Neck of 12-Year-Old Girl (In Kenosha)
Skank lives matter.
Read More »Both Poles Melting Right Now, Climate Scientists Warn of “Abrupt Climate Breakdown”
You should have eaten the bugs, goy. It's not too late though. Have a bite.
Read More »No Way to Get Enough Oil Without Russia, International Energy Agency Report Warns
Destroying the economy of the West for no reason will definitely prove some kind of point against Russia.
Read More »Lockdowns Eliminated the Flu, But Not Coronavirus
As we've said a million, trillion times: they just renamed "the flu" as "covid-19."
Read More »Burger King Operator in Russia Goes Rogue, Refuses to Close 800 Shops!
The Russians hacked Burger King.
Read More »Gay Kiss Scene Back in Toy Story Prequel After Backlash
Showing homosexual kisses in movies for kids is Our Values.
Read More »Ukraine and West Winning the Infowar, Western Expert Says
Censoring dissenting opinions is not the same as winning an argument.
Read More »“Eco-Friendly” Recycled Plastic Bottles Much More Toxic to Humans!
Plastic must be genocided.
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