It's time to enforce a rules-based order for speech.

Huge group of New Gondorians breach Minas Tirith's walls.

Two more weeks until the sanctions finally destroy the Russian economy.

The curse of the monkey is spreading.

Russia was the real pandemic all along!

Ukraine is desperately trying to start WW3.

Prolonging the conflict only means more dead Ukrainians.

We need common sense bomb control!

You can't just own a tool that you could use to defend your family.

Twitter is a social engineering tool.

Is it piracy if the government orders it?

Diversity means putting people who hate you in charge of your kids.

The UN has been hacked by Russians!

Time to cancel your birdwatching club... forever.

Zelensky really, really likes his war.

The Great Looting of America.

See? It can be done.

We gotta keep you safe from the screen pixels.

You have to care about our democracy because the rules-based order is our values!

The winning is just getting started.

Two more weeks until Ukraine wins.

The police will just stand outside waiting for the kill count to increase though.

It's a poking outbreak!

You're being watched.

Aren't they supposed to be proud?

W I N N I N G.

This is only the tip of the iceberg.

Imagine losing a fight against teenage girls.

It's the nightmare the government told you coronavirus was. The only difference is, it's actually real this time. 

This time for real!

#FreezeForUkraine.

Just an oopsie.

Consider the possibility.

Hell hath no fury like a Jew felted. 

A critical aspect of Our Values and Who We Are.

A weapon to rival Metal Gear.

Truth time, folks!

This has gotten out of control.

#DrownForUkraine

What else are Ukrainian women supposed to do?!

He couldn't breathe!

They can do this to people too.

That just means people weren't wearing enough masks!

It means the vaccines are working.

We need common sense fire control now, folks!

This is worse than monkeypox. This is King Kongpox.

Preventing teenage women from whoring themselves out is a serious crime.

Time flies.

His soul is trapped in the wrong body.

The WHO is not about health.

How absolutely dare you suggest anything other than WW3 is on the table.

George Floyd is the hero of the black species.

This is why he should be banned from buying Twitter.

Vows to stay out of Ukraine conflict.

You can't just buy gas and technology from big meanies.

Gay anal aficionados gotta stick together and watch each other's backs.

Why even let women be TV news anchors in the first place?

If you don't obey the government, you risk other people's lives.

America is a serious country.

Is this a joke? Send ALL of your tanks, Germany!

The worms don't like it when kids go tranny.

Everything is about "Ukraine" getting more and more money.

This hurts the child killers.

The only border that matters is the Ukraine's.

Hang in there, folks. Things are about to get a lot worse.

He will take a small break from counting the billions of dollars Americans sent him.

Having your every move tracked by the government is a small price to pay for living in a diverse utopia.

This is an unofficial way of joining the conflict.

Black parenting at its finest.

Scientists agree the world will end unless you do exactly what we say, goy!

It's simple math, goy.

You best start believing in demon stories. You're in one.

The aliens won't befriend you unless you take the vax.

Jewish values are in conflict with DeSantis'.

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message about our values and who we are.

Literally terrorism.

There are no British people in need who could use that money.

Too late for that.

Some women really, really want to kill their babies.

So true.

Is the West experiencing mass demonic possession?

The mystery of the virus that only kills after people get vaccinated against it.

It's your fault if the Ukraine loses.

Without birth control, women will not survive.

Is it "housing"?

The Science says your kids should be turned into trannies.

Two more weeks to win the war in Ukraine.

Russia knows exactly what buttons to push.

He really just wants what's best for you.

This is how you own the liberals.

The conventional media is no longer concerned about credibility.

Computers are racist.

This will end well.

Killing pit bulls should be legal.

A very tolerant democracy.

This isn't how you prevent WW3.

This is the real crisis.

It's an emergency, goy, hand over your kids!

It's as if the West actually wanted to escalate.

This likely counts as a happy ending.

You're not supposed to opt out of this!

You can't just write any words you like, goy.

Kamala Harris is probably the most disliked person ever.

Austria is literally Hitler, according to Twitter users.

Eat the bugs, goy.

These satanic "clubs" operate in other schools across the country.

Jews are a very tolerant people.

A true anal hero.

Black Lives Matter.

"Experimental gene therapy" was supposed to be a conspiracy theory.

The Science's power is absolute.

Go be a fake country in Palestine, Jew. 

Pay for your brainwashing, goy. Come on.

This is how you win over people's hearts in a democracy.

Kids have a right to explore their anus.

You go girl!

Clearly a consequence of slavery.

Moscow says they have proof.

Gotta make sure Amazon's strength comes from diversity.

It is your duty as an American to defend gay anal in the Ukraine.

Greetings, goyim from Earth.

This is what school is all about.

This is what makes Sweden strong.

Get your priorities right.

You can't trust doctors anymore.

He's trying to intimidate the Russians.

The US military is a very special kind of military.

Is he supposed to say that?

When will Joe Biden start sending billions of dollars to the Palestinians to protect the sovereignty of their borders? 

The Rotten Empire is crumbling.

Maybe he wants to buy more of Twitter?

In reality, these bills don't do much of anything.

This is definitely what we call True Progress.

He's giving you permission.

Russia is the greatest threat to globohomo.

Putin is evil because 18-year-old TikTok sluts say so.

Soon, he will be called a racist and accused of rape. 

No one ever threw away a phone. 

Russians are big meanies.

Vaccine side effects are actually just coronavirus symptoms!