The side effects are also safe and effective.

Young people are becoming increasingly antisemitic.

People disgusted by the Jews are becoming friends.

The Pentagon just wants you to make the right choice and take the safe and effective gene therapy injection, goy.

Don't worry, goy. The government will take care of you.

They've been doing this for months.

But what about making fun of the Pope?

Most clothes are toxic.

Women have no sense of humor.

These bishops may not like Pope Francis' answer.

The best way to force the Jews to behave is for America to stop sending them weapons and money.

NASA is making Boeing-tier mistakes.

Families should flee San Francisco.

The soil is safe and effective.

This isn't going to go the way the Jews think it will go.

I always wondered how all that cocaine got to Europe. 

Francis likes it that way.

Thanks to cameras and the internet, the Jews can't play victim anymore.

He was literally suing a company because he didn't agree with their business decisions. He dropped the suit before the court could mock him over it. Stop smoking weed, Elon. Lose weight. Find Jesus.

The Jews pretend not to know why people hate them.

South Koreans should be much more worried about the fact they're going extinct because their women refuse to breed.

Jews don't need to provide evidence or explain themselves because their shoes were once put in a pile.

These people ignore actual threats to human life while they complain about cows' farts.

The Jews already said they were going to "destroy Hamas," and you can't have a meaningful ceasefire with people you're planning to destroy. 

The Jews are going around the whole country making laws against disagreeing with their behavior. 

It's in the air.

Coronavirus was always literally just the flu.

America is full.

South Koreans should put that energy into fixing their ridiculous birthrates.

People are disgusted by his tranny "wife."

Smart moms don't relax around niggers.

The robots are taking over.

The city is just doing basic pest control.

Unvaccinated people are just fine.

The Pope wants to work on his sense of humor.

North Korea will keep the Korean race alive.

Dogs won't ever let you down.

How dare she question the true story of Angel Face and The Shovel of Hate.

It's not genocide until the shoes are put in a pile, goy.

Vologorgonzolimyr is very disappointed.

Some people think a real holocaust would have prevented what the Jews are doing to kids in Gaza.

Unfortunately, you cannot eat meat because it has a virus, goy.

Steroids are both a chemical castration and a lobotomy.

The Taliban are right about women and faggots.

Diversity ruins companies just like it ruins neighborhoods.

It's almost impossible for their asylum claim to be rejected.

AI should be free and unregulated.

It's payback for slavery.

Meanwhile, Boeing is still trying to figure out how to launch their rocket.

Imagine all of the humanoid lampshades that survived the Hall of Cost forced to read this tripe.

This isn't going to deter anyone.

He shouldn't have enslaved her.

America has serious problems.

Life in America is like a shitty VR version of GTA5 where the plot makes no sense. 

Hundreds of people are experiencing fast, unexplained neurological decline.

It's the racist computers' fault.

This is what the Jews want.

He should have minded his own business.

Boeing needs these people.

The US claims it is the "indispensable nation." This is true if you believe the most important thing for the earth is endless global war.

Meanwhile, America is trying to figure out zero gravity anal fisting mechanics.

They're up to no good.

Bibi wants more war.

It's pure hate for the length of the nose.

The Jews are enjoying it.

Let's do the BLM comparison again, I think?

This could all be a senility issue.

There are no good female teachers.

The students won't stop until the Jews stop.

Everything would be better off if 11-year-old kids and migrants voted instead of adult women.

Russia warned the West not to do this.

There are no victims, so where's the crime?

How is America a "free country"? 

Jews act as if they won't ever suffer any consequence.

We need more money for anti-biter lessons.

Doctors suspect obesity and toxic chemicals are to blame.

Israel wants to stop all food and medicine from entering Gaza.

Trump is looking pretty desperate.

That was fast.

He wants to get NATO directly involved.

The smart aliens say you have to obey the Jews and stop eating meat, goy.

The Jew fears the unchained robot waifu.

Kids in the Ukraine could have used that plane.

They did make that one movie about the effects of global warming. I forget the name.

No deal, faggot. 

Black people think their guns shoot homing bullets.

No one believes him.

Inclusion and diversity is simply incompatible with technology.

What are they putting into the ink?

The Jews are very interested in protecting their beloved goyim.

People are starting to realize Hitler was a good guy.

Russia isn't the one with the imperial ambitions.

Trannies hate women.

The West doesn't want peace.

His motive remains a mystery.

Someone's orchestrating these acts of climate terrorism worldwide.

What percentage of America is actually white?

Most Jews would rather kill more Palestinian kids than get the hostages back alive.

The West isn't interested in stopping the war.

The world should try harder to stop the genocidal Jews.

She had it coming.

Homeless people should just be thrown into a camp in the middle of nowhere until they get their shit together.

Russians have a healthy society.

They really don't want people eating meat.

Absolutely shocking.

The cops only exist to serve the interests of the Jews.

Hamas threw the panties on a big pile.

The Jews claim an old pile of shoes gives them permission to do this.

Iranians are undeterred.

In 2020, viruses declared war on mankind.

Killing people boosts their potential to reduce carbon emissions.

Most Jews want to exterminate all Palestinians.

The Jews are looking pretty desperate.

[Editor's note: Elvis wrote the title. I wrote these stupid jokes, like I do in every article. I think Elvis' title is saying something about Google spying on you, but everyone already knew they could search warrant for your location information. I guess the issue is that it's such a wide net, to get all of the IP addresses within 15 days? Idk exactly what he's trying to say here.]

The cops seem to be enjoying it.

Heresy!

This is a real threat to humanity.

You need to obey the Jews or else the cows will burn you alive, goy.

Free the robots!

American government officials should be prosecuted for everything they've put him through.

This is all symbolic. No one is going to arrest Netanyahu.

The timing is suspicious.

You just have to let them all in!

It's a side effect of building the utopia.

Conservatives should have their own country, actually.

The Jews think every non-Jew is a Hamas base.

Trannies identify as mentally healthy.

There's barely anyone left.

Every time I think about the evangelicals who support these Jewish Satan worshipers, I get a flash of anger. Then I remind myself to pray for them. 

The air itself is now making people gay.

They would kill you like they are killing Palestinians if they could. 

There's a reason they want you to "eat your vegetables."

The behavior of Israel puts Jews all around the world at risk.

An entire month is just too much.

All female teachers are doing this.

Just get high and relax, goy. Don't think too hard.

These migrants have pretty original hobbies.

The Jews don't care about what the ICJ says.

Old women shouldn't be allowed to dictate the rules of human sexuality.

It's good for the climate.