Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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Elon Says AI Already Absorbed Sum of Human Knowledge, Must Move to “Self-Learning”
He offers no solution to the problem of AI hallucinations.
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Watchdog Accuses RFK Jr. of Voter Fraud for Casting Ballot from Wrong Address
Complaining about the beheading of a beached whale failed, and this is even sillier.
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Kansas: Out-of-State Women Behind 2023’s Historic Number of Abortions
Women literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.
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“Busification” Meaning “Press-Ganging” is the “Word of 2024” in “Ukraine Language” Dictionary
rofl.
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Israel Signs Deal to Make Heavy Bombs Domestically
Israel’s Defense Ministry said the need to reduce dependence on imports is “a central lesson” from the war in Gaza.
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Study Finds That After the Overturning of Roe, People Started Getting Sterilized
Do people in a society not have a social obligation to have children? Have people not always believed that, in every society, at every point in history?
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South Korea: Chief of Presidential Security Still Blocking Controversial Arrest of President
People are protesting in defense of the president.
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Culturally Superior Surgeon General Declares War on Alcohol
Same people who said the vax was safe and effective.
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German Government Condemns Violence Against Cops on New Year’s Eve After 400 Arrests
The cops were attacked with fireworks.
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WaPo Says “Chinese Government Hackers” Behind Alleged US Treasury Sanctions Office Breach
China already highlighted the fact that the US has no evidence of anything.




