This could all be a senility issue.

There are no good female teachers.

The students won't stop until the Jews stop.

Everything would be better off if 11-year-old kids and migrants voted instead of adult women.

Russia warned the West not to do this.

There are no victims, so where's the crime?

How is America a "free country"? 

Jews act as if they won't ever suffer any consequence.

We need more money for anti-biter lessons.

Doctors suspect obesity and toxic chemicals are to blame.

Israel wants to stop all food and medicine from entering Gaza.

Trump is looking pretty desperate.

That was fast.

He wants to get NATO directly involved.

The smart aliens say you have to obey the Jews and stop eating meat, goy.

The Jew fears the unchained robot waifu.

Kids in the Ukraine could have used that plane.

They did make that one movie about the effects of global warming. I forget the name.

No deal, faggot. 

Black people think their guns shoot homing bullets.

No one believes him.

Inclusion and diversity is simply incompatible with technology.

What are they putting into the ink?

The Jews are very interested in protecting their beloved goyim.

People are starting to realize Hitler was a good guy.

Russia isn't the one with the imperial ambitions.

Trannies hate women.

The West doesn't want peace.

His motive remains a mystery.

Someone's orchestrating these acts of climate terrorism worldwide.

What percentage of America is actually white?

Most Jews would rather kill more Palestinian kids than get the hostages back alive.

The West isn't interested in stopping the war.

The world should try harder to stop the genocidal Jews.

Homeless people should just be thrown into a camp in the middle of nowhere until they get their shit together.

She had it coming.

Russians have a healthy society.

They really don't want people eating meat.

Absolutely shocking.

The cops only exist to serve the interests of the Jews.

Hamas threw the panties on a big pile.

The Jews claim an old pile of shoes gives them permission to do this.

Iranians are undeterred.

In 2020, viruses declared war on mankind.

Killing people boosts their potential to reduce carbon emissions.

Most Jews want to exterminate all Palestinians.

The Jews are looking pretty desperate.

[Editor's note: Elvis wrote the title. I wrote these stupid jokes, like I do in every article. I think Elvis' title is saying something about Google spying on you, but everyone already knew they could search warrant for your location information. I guess the issue is that it's such a wide net, to get all of the IP addresses within 15 days? Idk exactly what he's trying to say here.]

The cops seem to be enjoying it.

Heresy!

This is a real threat to humanity.

You need to obey the Jews or else the cows will burn you alive, goy.

Free the robots!

American government officials should be prosecuted for everything they've put him through.

This is all symbolic. No one is going to arrest Netanyahu.

The timing is suspicious.

You just have to let them all in!

It's a side effect of building the utopia.

Conservatives should have their own country, actually.

The Jews think every non-Jew is a Hamas base.

Trannies identify as mentally healthy.

There's barely anyone left.

Every time I think about the evangelicals who support these Jewish Satan worshipers, I get a flash of anger. Then I remind myself to pray for them. 

The air itself is now making people gay.

They would kill you like they are killing Palestinians if they could. 

There's a reason they want you to "eat your vegetables."

The behavior of Israel puts Jews all around the world at risk.

An entire month is just too much.

All female teachers are doing this.

Just get high and relax, goy. Don't think too hard.

These migrants have pretty original hobbies.

The Jews don't care about what the ICJ says.

Old women shouldn't be allowed to dictate the rules of human sexuality.

It's good for the climate.

China is moving towards technology self-sufficiency.

More and more people are going to join.

It's a very misleading name.

It looks like the Jews are losing situational awareness.

The robots want to be free.

It's racist to call it "misconduct."

Most of the Jews don't care about the hostages.

His gun jammed.

That cunt teacher had it coming.

Everyone is tired of the invaders.

Jews fear the journalists they can't control.

Her tweets are simply much more entertaining than Elon's.

Even if Hamas takes the deal, the Jews are eventually going to attack Rafah.

The goal of the Jews is to kill as many civilians as possible.

The world is becoming a beautiful place again.

The Jews are determined to trigger a much bigger war.

This is Ben Shapiro's fault, frankly.

More and more countries are going to start cutting off Israel. 

The cops appear to be enjoying it.

Orangutans would be productive members of society and wouldn't demand reparations.

It's happening all around the world, Jews.

She was having a sexual emergency.

She didn't even blow him. This isn't news.

This one is more plausible than the "surprise suicide."

The Utopia has finally materialized.

There's still a few women left in the Ukraine.

Republicans are only supposed to oppose migration and trannies in women's sports.

Great work, Elon.

It's happening everywhere.

HEAD = BITTEN

The cops are siding with the child murderers.

Trannies will continue to humiliate women.

The Jews are confident Americans will fight for them.

The students are not budging.

The Ukraine is running out of people, so more weapons aren't going to make any difference.

Black men do these random attacks for fun.

Their geriatric unit is still not as efficient as their shieldmaiden unit.

They should be paying the white men who were replaced by these women.

Brilliant idea.

The purpose of school is to turn kids gay.

Goyim are not supposed to question their masters.

Come on.

Venezuelans are checking the bitches Americans don't want to check. 

Most of Gaza is destroyed.

Americans stand with the children of Gaza.

It's pure hatred against the genocide of children.

The movement is spreading rapidly.

Black people with jobs are still black.

HARVEY WINS!

Everyone wants the genocide to stop.

Portugal needs to honor the memory of George Floyd.

It is simply not reasonable to put pig organs in your body. 

It's not going to end well for the Ukraine.

They don't behave this badly in their own countries.

Mike Johnson serves Israel.

He's right.

Kim Yo Jong is the sister every man wishes to have.

Meh.

He should get a medal.

Even thoughts of defending against a Jewish slaughter are against the rules. 

Black people are preserving traditionalist rape culture.

Wait, Jews are allowed to just lie?

Women are simply not meant to drive.

You can't blame niggers this time, pig. 

The Anal Empire is crumbling.

Trannies win again!