Kids in Gaza have forgotten about the pile of shoes.
Read More »J.K. Rowling Won’t Face Action for “Misgendering” Under Scotland’s New Hate Crime Law
If she was anyone else, she'd be in prison.
Read More »Florida’s Top Court Upholds Law Banning Abortion After 15 Weeks, Clears Way for Six-Week Ban
Abortion before six weeks is still murder.
Read More »Atlanta: Driver Rams SUV Into Front Gate of FBI Headquarters
I wish I had pop-up barriers in my driveway.
Read More »Israeli Warplanes Strike Iran Embassy in Syria, Kill Military Advisers and Senior Commanders
The Jews are pretty confident in America's ability to protect them.
Read More »Tennessee: Trailer Full of Bibles Set on Fire Outside Church on Easter Sunday
Those are a lot of bibles.
Read More »Israeli Central Bank Warns of “Economic Damage” Unless Orthodox Men Join Military
It seems unlikely these Jews are going to make very good soldiers.
Read More »Seven Teens Wounded During Indianapolis Mall Shooting
The media is calling them "kids."
Read More »Netanyahu Whines “Whole World” Ganging Up on Israel After Forgetting the Pile of Shoes
No one cares about the shoes, Jews.
Read More »UC Berkeley Accused of Banning White People from Community Farm
Only people of color are supposed to work the fields.
Read More »Weirdos Disrupt Easter Mass at St. Patrick’s Cathedral with “Free Palestine” Chant
Why not go to a synagogue instead?
Read More »Texas Woman Who was Charged with Murder for Killing Her Baby Now Suing Prosecutors for $1M
She'll probably win.
Read More »Brooklyn: Jewish Moms Call for State to Disband Entire Parent Council Over Antisemitism
Stop killing babies, Jews.
Read More »NYC Lawyers Say Bodega Clerk Who Stabbed Brute in Self-Defense Went Overboard
He better have a very good reason for defending himself.
Read More »Biden Proclaims Easter Sunday “Transgender Day of Visibility”
It's a very democratic day.
Read More »Demented Pope Breaks His Strange Foot Tradition, Washes Only Women’s Feet
It looks like he's accelerating his transformation of the Church.
Read More »Iowa: Hundreds of Thousands of Fish Dead After Fertilizer Storage Valve Mistakenly Left Open
The competency crisis is real.
Read More »Robots Replacing Human Voice Actors, OpenAI Releases Tool to Copy Voices
The technology has been in use for years.
Read More »Appeals Court Overturns EPA’s Ban on Toxic Plastic Containers
Plastics are an actual threat to humanity.
Read More »The Ukraine Needs Fewer Troops Than Expected to Win Against Russia, Top General Claims
Women are worth multiple men on the battlefield.
Read More »New York City to Solve Squatting Crisis by Telling Squatters Not to Trespass
One weird trick.
Read More »BREAKING: Zelensky Tells America to Hurry Up with the Military Aid
The brave shield maidens from the Ukraine need weapons.
Read More »Ohio: 50-Year-Old Teacher Loses Job After School District Discovers Her OnlyFans
Who's even paying for that kind of crap?
Read More »NYC: Robots Replacing Human Masseuses, Manicurists, Friends, Doctors
America needs migrants to do the jobs that the robots don't want to do.
Read More »Hormonal Contraceptives Increase Risk of Brain Tumors
The list of things that are safe and effective keeps expanding.
Read More »Israel: Police Arrest Relatives of Hostages Protesting the Government
Bibi doesn't care about the hostages.
Read More »FDA Settles Lawsuit About Anti-Ivermectin Statements, Deletes Social Media Posts
Humans have been using ivermectin for decades. It's not just for horses.
Read More »NYC: High School Cafeteria Brawl Leaves 5 Students and a Security Guard Slashed
Schools are dangerous places.
Read More »Spain’s Serial Kisser Luis Rubiales Facing Two and a Half Years in Jail for Harmless Peck
Small pecks are lethal weapons of the patriarchy.
Read More »Japanese Company to Stop Making Baby Diapers Because of Sharp Decline in Demand
They're not going to fix it by asking women nicely.
Read More »Lloyd Austin Says Protecting Palestinians is a Moral Imperative
Israel will do whatever it wants as long as America keeps sending weapons and money.
Read More »Multiple Women Claim They’ve Been Punched by Strangers While Walking in New York
They should be more alert.
Read More »Instagram Hiding Political Content Until Users Opt In
It's conveniently timed to silence pro-Palestinian voices.
Read More »Boeing Looking for New CEO to Rescue Company from Diversity-Induced Collapse
Are they going to fire all of their diverse-skinned workers?
Read More »Gaza People Drowning While Attempting to Reach the Aid America Drops at Sea
Airdrops aren't even making any difference.
Read More »Remaining Gaza Hospitals Unable to Treat Open Wounds and Fractures Amid Chronic Shortage of Supplies
America is the only reason other countries don't step in to stop the slaughter.
Read More »NY: “Emotionally Disturbed” Person Kills Commuter by Pushing Him in Front of Moving Subway
Believe it or not, there are countries where commuters can actually relax.
Read More »People in Gaza Now Eating Wild Plants to Calm Hunger
Jews don't feel any kind of remorse.
Read More »Texas: 7-Year-Old and 12-Year-Old Black Kids Stab 59-Year-Old Woman
You can't even relax around 7-year-old black kids.
Read More »NYC: Number of Subway Attacks and Murders Rising
Diversity is a magic box of endless surprises.
Read More »American Intelligence Agencies Circulate DEI Newsletter Featuring a Tranny Agent
They want to follow in Boeing's footsteps.
Read More »Israel Attacks Two More Hospitals in Gaza, Fires Smoke Bombs to Force Out Patients
How can the world tolerate this?
Read More »Man Put Into Women’s Prison After Saying He’s Trans Found Having Sex with Female Inmate
Why would men not claim to be women?
Read More »Bipartisan Funding Bill Bans Anal Flag from American Embassies
The anal flag is the real flag of the empire.
Read More »South American “Crime Tourists” Have Committed Burglaries in Half of US States
Everyone enjoys America, except for actual Americans.
Read More »Jeff Bezos’ Ex-Wife Donating Hundreds of Millions to Groups Boosting Invaders, Trannies
Divorce shouldn't even exist.
Read More »NYC: Junkies Defecating on Firefighters’ Vehicles “Multiple Times a Day”
They don't think Utopia be like it is but it do.
Read More »EU Endorses Proposal to Use Stolen Russian Assets to Arm the Ukraine
These are just bandits.
Read More »Outrage After UC Berkeley Professor Advises Student to Look for a Girlfriend Outside Bay Area
He's right.
Read More »AOC Says What Israel is Doing to Gaza is a Genocide, And America Makes It Possible
It took her long enough.
Read More »Venezuelan TikTok Influencer Says Work is for Slaves, Teaches How to Scam Americans
Venezuelans are taking over.
Read More »Israel Steals 800 More Hectares in Occupied West Bank
The world is too afraid to do anything because of those old pictures of the pile of shoes.
Read More »The Science Puts Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Into Human
Some people have no self-respect.
Read More »NYC: Retard Cafe Dedicated to Employing Literal Retards Opens
It would be funny to watch the employees deal with black people.
Read More »Female Cop Who had Sex with Entire Department Wins $500,000 After Claiming She was Groomed
Any woman can claim to be a victim of "grooming" without presenting evidence.
Read More »The Ukraine to Dismantle “Sponsors of War” Blacklist After Backlash
Sanctions failed. Shaming failed. Blacklisting failed.
Read More »Watch: Boeing Engineers Break Through Border Razor Wire, Push Guards
These people are very passionate about working in the aerospace industry.
Read More »“Fossil” Fuel Companies Could be Tried for Homicide Over “Climate-Related” Deaths
Don't forget cows and their deadly farts.
Read More »Bibi Tells Republicans Gaza Genocide Will Continue
It's all so boring and contrived.
Read More »Watch: Man Allegedly Uses Elon’s Neuralink Brain Chip to Play Chess
Imagine giving up sovereignty over your brain.
Read More »200,000+ Deportation Cases Dropped Because of DHS Error
The number of failed deportations doesn't really make any difference.
Read More »Fertility Rates in Nearly All Countries Projected to Become Too Low to Sustain Population
The solution is to take away women's rights.
Read More »Brazil: Police Accuse Bolsonaro of Faking Vax Records
He's committed crimes against The Science.
Read More »Manhattan: People Pelting Jews, Vandalizing Jewish Stores
Just stop killing babies, Jews.
Read More »Jews Systematically Harassing UN Staff in West Bank
The Jews are acting with total impunity.
Read More »NY Cops Take 34-Year-Old Alligator from Man Who Took Care of Him Since He was 2 Months Old
Taking the poor alligator away from everyone he knows is not going to make him less likely to be a threat.
Read More »Young People in the West Becoming Less Happy Than Older Generations
You can't bake a utopia without breaking a few generations.
Read More »Boeing Plane’s Windshield Cracks While Landing
People are having second thoughts about flying.
Read More »Pope Francis Calls Refusing Coronavirus Vax (Made of Abortions) “Suicidal Act of Denial”
He's promoting sorcery.
Read More »EPA Finally Bans Cancer-Causing Asbestos After Decades of Restrictions
Asbestos is an actual threat to public health.
Read More »UNICEF Says Israel Killed at Least 13,000+ Kids in Gaza, Many Now Too Weak to Cry
There are thousands missing.
Read More »15-Year-Old Taken Into Custody After Slashing 4 Students During High School Brawl
Diversity is what makes high school so fun.
Read More »South Americans Flying to LA, Stealing from Homes, Then Flying Back to Their Countries
They're just dreaming of a better life.
Read More »Heroic Twin Sister Dies Trying to Save Innocent Phone from Stabby Man She Rejected
The hijab would have saved her life.
Read More »China Asks Elon to “Not Help a Villain Do Evil” After Spy Satellites Report
Elon Musk should be in jail.
Read More »Bibi Says Campaign Against Rafah to Proceed Despite International Pressure
The Jews don't care about fake "pressure."
Read More »Massachusetts: 26-Year-Old Haitian Migrant Rapes 15-Year-Old Girl
At least he didn't eat her.
Read More »Trump Promoting Abortion (But Only Up to 16 Weeks!)
Most pro-abortion people hate Trump and won't vote for him regardless.
Read More »Elon Building Advanced Network of Spy Satellites for American Intelligence Agency
Elon is part of the problem.
Read More »Boeing Hires Team of Experts to Fix Engine Problems of 737 Max Planes
Boeing doesn't have a team of experts of its own.
Read More »Israel Approves Rafah Attack Plan, IDF Now Preparing to “Evacuate” the Population
There's no other place for Palestinians to go.
Read More »Thousands of “Highly Hazardous” Plastic Chemicals Still Unregulated, Report Finds
Plastics are a real public health crisis.
Read More »Boeing Plane Loses Panel in Flight
It's a terrible year for Boeing.
Read More »Evangelical Christians Volunteering to Help Jews in Israel
It's diabolical.
Read More »South Korean Scientists Make Beef and Rice Hybrid
Rice grains don't fart.
Read More »New Legal Action Could End Practice of Using Toxic Sewage Sludge as Cheap Fertilizer
We didn't consent to being poisoned with these chemicals.
Read More »“Duty, Honor, Country” Motto Replaced with Generic “Army Values” at West Point
It's a mercenary army.
Read More »Boeing Plane Makes Emergency Landing at LAX Over Technical Issue
It's amazing how fast things crumble once white men stop maintaining them.
Read More »Watch: Brute Teacher Fights Brute School Safety Agent at Pennsylvania High School
Exciting!
Read More »Missouri: AG Wants Teen Black Who Slammed White Girl’s Head Into Concrete Charged as Adult
Blacks have no regard for human life.
Read More »FAA Finds “Unacceptable” Quality Control Issues During Boeing Audit
Truly shocking!
Read More »Andrew Tate Facing Extradition to UK Over Fake Rape Claims
How is rape even a crime?
Read More »Black SUV Driver Smashes Into White Girlfriend, Slamming Her Into Wall – Death Results
Slavery made him do it.
Read More »UK Demands Full Explanation of Israel Abusing Medical Staff After Hospital Raid
The explanation is "Jews are evil."
Read More »“Technical Event” in Boeing Plane Injures 50 Passengers – “People Were Flying Around – Blood was on the Ceiling”
The public image of Boeing is imploding.
Read More »Israel: Jews Kill 12-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Holding Firework
Jews are the real terrorists.
Read More »12 Israeli Human Rights Organizations Say Country Not Complying with ICJ Provisional Ruling
Yeah, everyone saw the videos.
Read More »Israel Now Killing Civilians in Eastern Lebanon
Jews are very charismatic, peaceful creatures.
Read More »Orban Says Trump Actually Wants Peace, Won’t Give the Ukraine a Penny If Elected
Trump already said he supports Israel "finishing the problem."
Read More »America Faces a Fragile World Order, Intelligence Agencies Say
America is no longer king.
Read More »Pentagon Trying to Develop Low-Cost AI-Guided Drones
They're a bit late to the party.
Read More »East Palestine Residents Wrongly Told Homes Were Safe After Toxic Train Disaster
Their homes were deemed safe and effective.
Read More »NYC Forcing Pizza Shops to Comply with Draconian Climate Change Mandate
This is how it starts.
Read More »After Pope Francis Calls for Peace Negotiations, Zelensky Vows to Never Surrender
Zelensky is determined to kill the population of the Ukraine.
Read More »New York Blacks Fighting Over Who Should Get Reparations for Slavery
Blacks should pay reparations to white people.
Read More »The Science Allegedly Perfecting Dolly the Sheep Procedure to Make IVF Eggs from People’s Skin Cells
The alleged goal is to make trannies and granny-aged women reproduce.
Read More »Boeing Plane Veers Off Runway and Rolls Onto Grass
This is Boeing's new normal.
Read More »Boeing Plane Arrives with Cargo Door Open While Transporting Passengers’ Pets
It looks like the competency crisis is getting out of control fast.
Read More »US Embassy in Moscow Warns of “Imminent” Attack After Russia Stops ISIS from Shooting Synagogue
America is very well informed about all things ISIS.
Read More »France Introduces AI-Powered Mass Surveillance with the Excuse of Keeping People Safe
Turning your country into a dystopian nightmare is a small price to pay for experiencing the vibrancy of diversity.
Read More »Watch: Hooded Brutes Shoot 8 Teenage Brutes at Philadelphia Bus Stop
Brutes care about one thing and one thing only.
Read More »Israel: Controversy Over Conscription of Ultra-Orthodox Jews Threatening Coalition
No way this is going to boil over right now.
Read More »Uvalde Shooting: Report Absolves Police, Blames Families
The police waited more than an hour before allegedly confronting the alleged gunman.
Read More »Macron Wants EU to Guarantee the Right to Dismember Babies in the Womb
Women have a right to extinguish the species.
Read More »Bibi Says Israel to Extend Baby Killing Festival Into Rafah
There are Hamas soldiers hiding inside the women and children in Rafah.
Read More »Brandon Claims He’s Building a Port in Gaza to Deliver Aid for Those Who Survive His Bombs
America could actually stop the genocide instead of pretending to help Palestinians.
Read More »Israel Targeting Fishermen as Part of Starvation Strategy Against Gaza, UN Expert Says
The Jews are monsters.
Read More »Eating Refined Carbs for Breakfast Lowers Sex Appeal Almost Instantly, Study Finds
They should study what happens when people have bacon and eggs for breakfast next time.
Read More »Most Americans Don’t Want Country to Get More Involved in Current Wars
Democracy doesn't care about what people want or think.
Read More »America Rejects Ugandan MP’s Visa Application for Calling for Homosexuals to be Castrated
The American government is obsessed with forcing everyone to engage in anal activities.
Read More »Biden Administration Using Loophole to Hide More Than 100 Arms Sales to Israel
America is responsible for what's happening in Gaza.
Read More »Kentucky Passes Bill to Let Women Retroactively Seek Child Support for Pregnancy Expenses
If women don't need to be nice to their husbands in order to get stuff in return, they won't be.
Read More »States Moving to Regulate AI “Bias” Against Women and Blacks
People are having a hard time convincing the robots that women and blacks are equal to white men.
Read More »Tax Dollars at Work: Jews Sexually Abusing and Torturing Palestinians
The Jews want to make the entire planet complicit.
Read More »Massachusetts: High School Teacher Injured While Trying to Stop Brute Fight
Just let them fight next time.
Read More »Greece: Church Bans Politicians Who Backed Anal Marriage
The Church should ban democracy.
Read More »Musk Says Biden Migrant Flights Laying Groundwork for Something Worse Than 9/11
Are these comments really the best Elon is going to do for the planet?
Read More »Watch: Google Engineer Accuses Company of Powering Genocide
Google's motto used to be "don't be evil."
Read More »UN Experts Condemn Israel’s Flour Massacre
They should go ahead and impose proper sanctions on Israel.
Read More »The Science Now Growing Organs Using Cells Shed by Babies in the Womb
What has science done?
Read More »Jews Now Pretending UN Experts Believe Their Fake October 7 Rape Stories
They still haven't presented any actual evidence.
Read More »“More Than 8 Million Migrants to be Living in America Soon” (???)
The real number is clearly much higher.
Read More »Border Patrol Kills Evil Bandit Who Robbed Future Americans Near Border
The mission of the Border Patrol is to protect and serve invaders.
Read More »Russia Asks How Much Scholz Controls the Situation After Leaked Recording Confirmed Real
Germany has yet to provide an explanation.
Read More »NYC: Lithium-Ion Batteries Used in E-Bikes Now a Leading Cause of Fires
They're safe and effective.
Read More »Zelensky Trying to Shame West Into Sending Military Supplies to the Ukraine
The Ukraine should have chosen better friends.
Read More »High School Brutes Organizing Fight Clubs
Black is a very problematic color.
Read More »Australia Developing Air Traffic Control System for Drones and Flying Taxis
The most promising flying taxis are Chinese, of course.
Read More »Watch: Oklahoma High School Students Suck Each Other’s Toes at School-Sanctioned Event
It was a very democratic event.
Read More »Houthis Say They’ll Keep Sinking British Ships Because UK Sponsors Gaza Genocide
The Houthis are not afraid of the Anal Empire.
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