The world is too afraid to do anything because of those old pictures of the pile of shoes.
Read More »The Science Puts Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Into Human
Some people have no self-respect.
Read More »NYC: Retard Cafe Dedicated to Employing Literal Retards Opens
It would be funny to watch the employees deal with black people.
Read More »Female Cop Who had Sex with Entire Department Wins $500,000 After Claiming She was Groomed
Any woman can claim to be a victim of "grooming" without presenting evidence.
Read More »The Ukraine to Dismantle “Sponsors of War” Blacklist After Backlash
Sanctions failed. Shaming failed. Blacklisting failed.
Read More »Watch: Boeing Engineers Break Through Border Razor Wire, Push Guards
These people are very passionate about working in the aerospace industry.
Read More »“Fossil” Fuel Companies Could be Tried for Homicide Over “Climate-Related” Deaths
Don't forget cows and their deadly farts.
Read More »Bibi Tells Republicans Gaza Genocide Will Continue
It's all so boring and contrived.
Read More »Watch: Man Allegedly Uses Elon’s Neuralink Brain Chip to Play Chess
Imagine giving up sovereignty over your brain.
Read More »200,000+ Deportation Cases Dropped Because of DHS Error
The number of failed deportations doesn't really make any difference.
Read More »Fertility Rates in Nearly All Countries Projected to Become Too Low to Sustain Population
The solution is to take away women's rights.
Read More »Brazil: Police Accuse Bolsonaro of Faking Vax Records
He's committed crimes against The Science.
Read More »Manhattan: People Pelting Jews, Vandalizing Jewish Stores
Just stop killing babies, Jews.
Read More »Jews Systematically Harassing UN Staff in West Bank
The Jews are acting with total impunity.
Read More »NY Cops Take 34-Year-Old Alligator from Man Who Took Care of Him Since He was 2 Months Old
Taking the poor alligator away from everyone he knows is not going to make him less likely to be a threat.
Read More »Young People in the West Becoming Less Happy Than Older Generations
You can't bake a utopia without breaking a few generations.
Read More »Boeing Plane’s Windshield Cracks While Landing
People are having second thoughts about flying.
Read More »Pope Francis Calls Refusing Coronavirus Vax (Made of Abortions) “Suicidal Act of Denial”
He's promoting sorcery.
Read More »EPA Finally Bans Cancer-Causing Asbestos After Decades of Restrictions
Asbestos is an actual threat to public health.
Read More »UNICEF Says Israel Killed at Least 13,000+ Kids in Gaza, Many Now Too Weak to Cry
There are thousands missing.
Read More »15-Year-Old Taken Into Custody After Slashing 4 Students During High School Brawl
Diversity is what makes high school so fun.
Read More »South Americans Flying to LA, Stealing from Homes, Then Flying Back to Their Countries
They're just dreaming of a better life.
Read More »Heroic Twin Sister Dies Trying to Save Innocent Phone from Stabby Man She Rejected
The hijab would have saved her life.
Read More »China Asks Elon to “Not Help a Villain Do Evil” After Spy Satellites Report
Elon Musk should be in jail.
Read More »Bibi Says Campaign Against Rafah to Proceed Despite International Pressure
The Jews don't care about fake "pressure."
Read More »Massachusetts: 26-Year-Old Haitian Migrant Rapes 15-Year-Old Girl
At least he didn't eat her.
Read More »Trump Promoting Abortion (But Only Up to 16 Weeks!)
Most pro-abortion people hate Trump and won't vote for him regardless.
Read More »Elon Building Advanced Network of Spy Satellites for American Intelligence Agency
Elon is part of the problem.
Read More »Boeing Hires Team of Experts to Fix Engine Problems of 737 Max Planes
Boeing doesn't have a team of experts of its own.
Read More »Israel Approves Rafah Attack Plan, IDF Now Preparing to “Evacuate” the Population
There's no other place for Palestinians to go.
Read More »Thousands of “Highly Hazardous” Plastic Chemicals Still Unregulated, Report Finds
Plastics are a real public health crisis.
Read More »Boeing Plane Loses Panel in Flight
It's a terrible year for Boeing.
Read More »Evangelical Christians Volunteering to Help Jews in Israel
It's diabolical.
Read More »South Korean Scientists Make Beef and Rice Hybrid
Rice grains don't fart.
Read More »New Legal Action Could End Practice of Using Toxic Sewage Sludge as Cheap Fertilizer
We didn't consent to being poisoned with these chemicals.
Read More »“Duty, Honor, Country” Motto Replaced with Generic “Army Values” at West Point
It's a mercenary army.
Read More »Boeing Plane Makes Emergency Landing at LAX Over Technical Issue
It's amazing how fast things crumble once white men stop maintaining them.
Read More »Watch: Brute Teacher Fights Brute School Safety Agent at Pennsylvania High School
Exciting!
Read More »Missouri: AG Wants Teen Black Who Slammed White Girl’s Head Into Concrete Charged as Adult
Blacks have no regard for human life.
Read More »FAA Finds “Unacceptable” Quality Control Issues During Boeing Audit
Truly shocking!
Read More »Andrew Tate Facing Extradition to UK Over Fake Rape Claims
How is rape even a crime?
Read More »Black SUV Driver Smashes Into White Girlfriend, Slamming Her Into Wall – Death Results
Slavery made him do it.
Read More »UK Demands Full Explanation of Israel Abusing Medical Staff After Hospital Raid
The explanation is "Jews are evil."
Read More »“Technical Event” in Boeing Plane Injures 50 Passengers – “People Were Flying Around – Blood was on the Ceiling”
The public image of Boeing is imploding.
Read More »Israel: Jews Kill 12-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Holding Firework
Jews are the real terrorists.
Read More »12 Israeli Human Rights Organizations Say Country Not Complying with ICJ Provisional Ruling
Yeah, everyone saw the videos.
Read More »Israel Now Killing Civilians in Eastern Lebanon
Jews are very charismatic, peaceful creatures.
Read More »Orban Says Trump Actually Wants Peace, Won’t Give the Ukraine a Penny If Elected
Trump already said he supports Israel "finishing the problem."
Read More »America Faces a Fragile World Order, Intelligence Agencies Say
America is no longer king.
Read More »Pentagon Trying to Develop Low-Cost AI-Guided Drones
They're a bit late to the party.
Read More »East Palestine Residents Wrongly Told Homes Were Safe After Toxic Train Disaster
Their homes were deemed safe and effective.
Read More »NYC Forcing Pizza Shops to Comply with Draconian Climate Change Mandate
This is how it starts.
Read More »After Pope Francis Calls for Peace Negotiations, Zelensky Vows to Never Surrender
Zelensky is determined to kill the population of the Ukraine.
Read More »New York Blacks Fighting Over Who Should Get Reparations for Slavery
Blacks should pay reparations to white people.
Read More »The Science Allegedly Perfecting Dolly the Sheep Procedure to Make IVF Eggs from People’s Skin Cells
The alleged goal is to make trannies and granny-aged women reproduce.
Read More »Boeing Plane Veers Off Runway and Rolls Onto Grass
This is Boeing's new normal.
Read More »Boeing Plane Arrives with Cargo Door Open While Transporting Passengers’ Pets
It looks like the competency crisis is getting out of control fast.
Read More »US Embassy in Moscow Warns of “Imminent” Attack After Russia Stops ISIS from Shooting Synagogue
America is very well informed about all things ISIS.
Read More »France Introduces AI-Powered Mass Surveillance with the Excuse of Keeping People Safe
Turning your country into a dystopian nightmare is a small price to pay for experiencing the vibrancy of diversity.
Read More »Watch: Hooded Brutes Shoot 8 Teenage Brutes at Philadelphia Bus Stop
Brutes care about one thing and one thing only.
Read More »Israel: Controversy Over Conscription of Ultra-Orthodox Jews Threatening Coalition
No way this is going to boil over right now.
Read More »Uvalde Shooting: Report Absolves Police, Blames Families
The police waited more than an hour before allegedly confronting the alleged gunman.
Read More »Macron Wants EU to Guarantee the Right to Dismember Babies in the Womb
Women have a right to extinguish the species.
Read More »Bibi Says Israel to Extend Baby Killing Festival Into Rafah
There are Hamas soldiers hiding inside the women and children in Rafah.
Read More »Brandon Claims He’s Building a Port in Gaza to Deliver Aid for Those Who Survive His Bombs
America could actually stop the genocide instead of pretending to help Palestinians.
Read More »Israel Targeting Fishermen as Part of Starvation Strategy Against Gaza, UN Expert Says
The Jews are monsters.
Read More »Eating Refined Carbs for Breakfast Lowers Sex Appeal Almost Instantly, Study Finds
They should study what happens when people have bacon and eggs for breakfast next time.
Read More »Most Americans Don’t Want Country to Get More Involved in Current Wars
Democracy doesn't care about what people want or think.
Read More »America Rejects Ugandan MP’s Visa Application for Calling for Homosexuals to be Castrated
The American government is obsessed with forcing everyone to engage in anal activities.
Read More »Biden Administration Using Loophole to Hide More Than 100 Arms Sales to Israel
America is responsible for what's happening in Gaza.
Read More »Kentucky Passes Bill to Let Women Retroactively Seek Child Support for Pregnancy Expenses
If women don't need to be nice to their husbands in order to get stuff in return, they won't be.
Read More »States Moving to Regulate AI “Bias” Against Women and Blacks
People are having a hard time convincing the robots that women and blacks are equal to white men.
Read More »Tax Dollars at Work: Jews Sexually Abusing and Torturing Palestinians
The Jews want to make the entire planet complicit.
Read More »Massachusetts: High School Teacher Injured While Trying to Stop Brute Fight
Just let them fight next time.
Read More »Greece: Church Bans Politicians Who Backed Anal Marriage
The Church should ban democracy.
Read More »Musk Says Biden Migrant Flights Laying Groundwork for Something Worse Than 9/11
Are these comments really the best Elon is going to do for the planet?
Read More »Watch: Google Engineer Accuses Company of Powering Genocide
Google's motto used to be "don't be evil."
Read More »UN Experts Condemn Israel’s Flour Massacre
They should go ahead and impose proper sanctions on Israel.
Read More »The Science Now Growing Organs Using Cells Shed by Babies in the Womb
What has science done?
Read More »Jews Now Pretending UN Experts Believe Their Fake October 7 Rape Stories
They still haven't presented any actual evidence.
Read More »“More Than 8 Million Migrants to be Living in America Soon” (???)
The real number is clearly much higher.
Read More »Border Patrol Kills Evil Bandit Who Robbed Future Americans Near Border
The mission of the Border Patrol is to protect and serve invaders.
Read More »Russia Asks How Much Scholz Controls the Situation After Leaked Recording Confirmed Real
Germany has yet to provide an explanation.
Read More »NYC: Lithium-Ion Batteries Used in E-Bikes Now a Leading Cause of Fires
They're safe and effective.
Read More »Zelensky Trying to Shame West Into Sending Military Supplies to the Ukraine
The Ukraine should have chosen better friends.
Read More »High School Brutes Organizing Fight Clubs
Black is a very problematic color.
Read More »Australia Developing Air Traffic Control System for Drones and Flying Taxis
The most promising flying taxis are Chinese, of course.
Read More »Watch: Oklahoma High School Students Suck Each Other’s Toes at School-Sanctioned Event
It was a very democratic event.
Read More »Houthis Say They’ll Keep Sinking British Ships Because UK Sponsors Gaza Genocide
The Houthis are not afraid of the Anal Empire.
Read More »Oregon Moves to Reintroduce Penalties for Drug Possession After Catastrophic Years-Long Junkie Utopia Experiment
Real decriminalization has never been tried!
Read More »Brooklyn High School Students “Terrorizing” Jewish Teachers and Classmates
The Jews should just leave.
Read More »Cops Find Two Severed Heads in a Long Island Park
This is the kind of vibrancy that America was missing.
Read More »CDC Says People with Coronavirus But No Fever Can Return to Work or Regular Activities
Coronavirus was always literally just the flu.
Read More »New Dangerous “Weight Loss Drug” Works Five Times Faster Than Ozempic and Wegovy
Messing with the body's ability to digest food is a terrible idea.
Read More »“Psychopathy Far More Common Among Women Than Previously Thought”
Women's entire existence is based on manipulating men.
Read More »Hundreds of Politicians from 12 Countries Trying to Ban Weapons Supplies to Israel
These people have forgotten all about the Hollow Cost!
Read More »Florida: Female Juvenile Detention Officer Tries to Have Sex with 16-Year-Old Inmate
Women working with teenagers should wear a body camera at all times.
Read More »Long Island Kids Find Disembodied Arm While Walking to School
It was a very vibrant and enriching discovery.
Read More »Israel Steals 652 Acres of West Bank Land from Palestinians
Most of the world agrees that what the Jews are doing is illegal.
Read More »Six Priests Caught Wishing Pope Francis Would Die ASAP During YouTube Stream
Francis angered a lot of people with his anal blessings.
Read More »AI Chatbots Threatening Democracy With Wrong Answers to Questions About Elections
Anyone who asks a chatbot for this information should not be voting in the first place.
Read More »Venezuelan Migrants are Good for The Economy, According to The Science
Are you ready to sacrifice your future for The Economy?
Read More »Israel Indiscriminately Killing Civilians, CNN Investigation Reveals
The Jews overestimate America's ability to protect them.
Read More »Male Brutes Beat Vegas Viet Nail Salon Owner for Refusing to Let Female Brute Use the Bathroom
Just let a nigga pee.
Read More »Watch: Skinny Naked Woman Fights Fat Clothed Woman Wielding Spiked Club in LA
It could be made into some sort of sport.
Read More »France Preparing to Make Murdering Unborn Children a Constitutional Right
Women are demonic.
Read More »Google CEO Calls Nazi Niggers Situation “Completely Unacceptable”
They're ruining AI with all of these filters and barriers. Just let people create anything.
Read More »Chicago Cop Suing City to Change His Race to Protest Department Allowing Gender Changes
Transracial people are still oppressed!
Read More »OpenAI Accuses New York Times of Paying Someone to “Hack” ChatGPT
Weird defense.
Read More »Israel Starving Palestinians on Purpose, UN Expert Says
The Jews are committing atrocities right in front of everyone.
Read More »Illegal Venezuelan Migrant Rapes Underage Teen in Virginia
He came to America looking for a better life and better pussy.
Read More »Harvard Antisemitism Task Force Co-Chair Resigns After University Refuses to Obey Jews
I think at this point it would only be reasonable for the IDF to begin bombing Harvard.
Read More »Kellogg’s CEO Tells Poor People to Have Cereal for Dinner
Alternatively, they can try eating bugs.
Read More »Japan: Births Fall to New Record Low, PM Calls Trend “Greatest Crisis”
Just take away women's rights already.
Read More »Macron Now Talking About Sending NATO Troops to the Ukraine
World War Anus never left the menu.
Read More »Illinois Judge Expelled from Bench After Reversing Fake “Sexual Assault” Conviction
If women don't want to be "raped" then they should wear the hijab.
Read More »Israeli Warplanes Striking Deeper Into Lebanon After Hezbollah Shoots Down Drone
The Jews think America will protect them.
Read More »Black Mom of 10-Year-Old Kid Jailed for Public Urination Suing City for $2 Million
Black people are a terrible drain on society.
Read More »AI Generated “Misinformation” Threatening American Democracy by Making People Question Things
The last thing a successful democracy needs is people asking questions.
Read More »Man Who Killed Multiple Sluts Having Sex with Many Different Sluts While Imprisoned
Nothing gets a woman hotter than a man who rapes and kills women.
Read More »Pregnant Mothers Taking Epilepsy Medication are Making Their Babies Retarded
The mothers were told the drug was safe and effective.
Read More »Mississippi: Black Female Cop Arrested for Shoplifting Shoes While on Duty
She's owed at least a good pair of shoes because of that one time she was enslaved.
Read More »Mississippi National Guard Helicopter Crashes During Training, 2 Soldiers Die
It seems that America is falling apart.
Read More »Blinken Says Expanding Israeli West Bank Settlements Violates International Law
Israel itself should be considered illegal.
Read More »Switzerland Tells UN to Look Into Current Technologies to Block Sunlight
Sounds like they're blowing the whistle.
Read More »Google Censors AI Image Creation of People After Nazi Niggers Controversy
They should just let people create whatever they want.
Read More »Allegedly American Craft Lands on Alleged Moon for the First Alleged Time in 50 Years
It's a small step for white men but a giant leap for diversitykind.
Read More »Anti-Genocide Protesters March Inside Biden’s San Francisco Hotel
Just stop funding genocide, Joe.
Read More »Family of Tranny Prostitute Says Church Knew Funeral at St. Patrick’s Cathedral Would be Blasphemous
Why can't trannies just leave normal people alone?
Read More »China Says Palestinians Have a Right to Armed Struggle, Asks ICJ to Talk About Israeli Occupation
China is speaking everyone's minds.
Read More »Oregon Regretting Decriminalizing Drugs, Considering Criminalizing Possession Again
It's shocking and totally unexpected.
Read More »UK Nuke Misfires During Test But Government Says It’s Still Safe and Effective
Replacing white men was a bad idea.
Read More »60%+ of Americans Could be Exposed to Toxic Chemicals Through Tap Water, EPA Finds
It's actually worse than it looks.
Read More »Watch: Female Brute Enters NYC Pet Store, Kicks Puppies, Slaps White Woman
She had a very good reason, presumably.
Read More »Feminist Triumph: New Zealand’s Fertility Rate Drops to Record Low
Women's rights lead to extinction.
Read More »Watch: Basketball Game Ends with Big Brawl
It's way more fun to watch the fight than the game itself.
Read More »China Offers to Support Hungary on Security Issues
China knows how to make friends.
Read More »Massachusetts High School Students Having Sex in Empty Classrooms, Doing Drugs
How long until people finally accept that the experiment failed?
Read More »America Now Formally Begging Israel to Drop Rafah Assault Plans and Accept Ceasefire
Israel doesn't care.
Read More »Study Finds High Levels of Toxic Chemicals in Common Foods and Drinks
Everything is contaminated.
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