Author: Pomidor Quixote
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US Military Installations are Not Allowed to Fly Anal Flag, Pentagon Says
This attempt at appearing to be a serious country isn’t working.
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Huawei Officially Replaces Android with Their Own Operating System, HarmonyOS
High quality phones offered at reasonable prices.
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Researchers Do Indoor Concert Experiment to See If Virus Spreads, Virus Doesn’t Spread
Social distancing wasn’t required, but people had to wear face masks.
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Eat the Cicada, Peasant! Eat the Bug! Cook the Bug and Eat It! Save the Planet!
Give up, peasant. Eat the bug.
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Tranny Victory: French Rugby Federation Allows Trannies
Trannies win again! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
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Mommy Walensky Says She Doesn’t Give Everyone Permission to Shed Masks
Let’s make it more confusing.
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China Lands a Spacecraft on Mars for the First Time
How did they manage this without the strength of diversity?
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Cloudflare Wants to Get Rid of CAPTCHAs and Use Physical Keys to Prove Personhood
Might as well use the same method to prove we’re vaxxed, no?
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Ireland’s Health Service Shuts Down Due to Alleged Ransomware Attack
It’s all just a big coincidence, really.
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Mothers’ Breast Milk Contaminated with Hormone-Disrupting Chemicals Linked to Infertility
Women will not think of the children.
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King’s College: Vaccinated People Can Get Coronavirus
Vaxx ’em if ya got ’em. Then keep on vaxxin’. Ain’t no stoppin’ this vaxx train.
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Brazil: Police Accused of Massacring Civilians, More Than 20 Dead
Maybe killing black people is funny, but we should note what is happening here.
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AP: “Thanks in Part to $1,400 Stimulus Check, Americans are Buying More Homes and Cars”
Everyone is rich because of $1,400.
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When Humanoid Robots Physically Touch Humans, Humans are More Likely to Obey Them
Let the robot touch you, and obey the robot.
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Chile Moves to Protect People’s Minds Against Technology with Laws
This is hardcore.