Author: Pomidor Quixote
US Military Installations are Not Allowed to Fly Anal Flag, Pentagon Says
This attempt at appearing to be a serious country isn’t working.
Pomidor Quixote June 5, 2021
Huawei Officially Replaces Android with Their Own Operating System, HarmonyOS
High quality phones offered at reasonable prices.
Pomidor Quixote June 4, 2021
Researchers Do Indoor Concert Experiment to See If Virus Spreads, Virus Doesn’t Spread
Social distancing wasn’t required, but people had to wear face masks.
Pomidor Quixote May 29, 2021
Eat the Cicada, Peasant! Eat the Bug! Cook the Bug and Eat It! Save the Planet!
Give up, peasant. Eat the bug.
Pomidor Quixote May 21, 2021
Tranny Victory: French Rugby Federation Allows Trannies
Trannies win again! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Pomidor Quixote May 18, 2021
Mommy Walensky Says She Doesn’t Give Everyone Permission to Shed Masks
Let’s make it more confusing.
Pomidor Quixote May 17, 2021
China Lands a Spacecraft on Mars for the First Time
How did they manage this without the strength of diversity?
Pomidor Quixote May 16, 2021
Cloudflare Wants to Get Rid of CAPTCHAs and Use Physical Keys to Prove Personhood
Might as well use the same method to prove we’re vaxxed, no?
Pomidor Quixote May 16, 2021
Ireland’s Health Service Shuts Down Due to Alleged Ransomware Attack
It’s all just a big coincidence, really.
Pomidor Quixote May 15, 2021
Mothers’ Breast Milk Contaminated with Hormone-Disrupting Chemicals Linked to Infertility
Women will not think of the children.
Pomidor Quixote May 14, 2021
King’s College: Vaccinated People Can Get Coronavirus
Vaxx ’em if ya got ’em. Then keep on vaxxin’. Ain’t no stoppin’ this vaxx train.
Pomidor Quixote May 10, 2021
Brazil: Police Accused of Massacring Civilians, More Than 20 Dead
Maybe killing black people is funny, but we should note what is happening here.
Pomidor Quixote May 8, 2021
AP: “Thanks in Part to $1,400 Stimulus Check, Americans are Buying More Homes and Cars”
Everyone is rich because of $1,400.
Pomidor Quixote May 7, 2021
When Humanoid Robots Physically Touch Humans, Humans are More Likely to Obey Them
Let the robot touch you, and obey the robot.
Pomidor Quixote May 6, 2021
Chile Moves to Protect People’s Minds Against Technology with Laws
This is hardcore.
Pomidor Quixote May 5, 2021