Author: Pomidor Quixote
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Watch: Female Dancer Gets “THIS IS SPARTA!” Kicked for Making Provocative Moves in Pakistan
Women shouldn’t be allowed to provoke men.
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Women are Masters of Deception
They are fake creatures, with fake pictures, fake bodies, and fake personalities.
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UK: People from Different Households Banned from Hugging or Kissing During Weddings
Welcome to the New Normal!
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Disney Re-Themes Splash Mountain, Will Now be About First Black Princess
Whites cannot have white things.
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US Senators Introduce “Lawful Access to Encrypted Data Act” Demanding Backdoors to Spy on People
As always: it’s for your own good.
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Black Lives Matter Protester Loses Testicle During Protests
Now he wants people to send him money.
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Sweden’s Chief Epidemiologist Says World Went Crazy with Lockdowns, WHO Misinterpreted Data
There is literally no benefit to the lockdown.
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UK: 6-Year-Old Girls are “Sexting” During Lockdown
At least they’re safe from the flu though!
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Watch: White Woman Energetically Defends Black Lives Against Devilish Police
White women have turned into demons.
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Stress Makes Coronavirus Worse! Lockdown Increases Stress!
LET US OUT! This is all a giant hoax!
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UK: People Will be Able to Have Dinner with One Other Household and Get Haircuts from July 4
Thank the overlords for their kindness.
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HOAX: US Coronavirus Death Rate is 80 Times Lower Than Previously Thought!
END THE LOCKDOWN NOW.
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YUMMY: Plastic Particles Accumulate Within Plants
Veganism is a bad idea.
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UK: Police Release Demonic Faces of the Mob Destroying the Edward Colston Statue
Demons are possessing human bodies.
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Virus Regime: 200 People Clash with Police While Trying to Escape Quarantined Building in Germany
You have no idea about the horrors that are coming.