Disney Re-Themes Splash Mountain, Will Now be About First Black Princess

Of course destroying racist statues isn’t enough! We have to destroy everything racist, and by racist I mean white!

Did you know that black princesses are a thing?

They ruled kingdoms and stuff before the white man came and took over their African castles.

But it’s not too late to fix the wrongs of the past.

Daily Mail:

Disney has announced it will ditch Splash Mountain’s ‘racist’ theme based off the controversial 1946 film Song of the South, and will reimagine the attraction based on Princess and the Frog, which featured the studio’s first black princess.

Splash Mountain came under harsh criticism for being based off the film which includes racist portrayals, and a petition racked up over 21,000 signatures urging Disney to change the theme of the fan-favorite log-flume ride at their parks.

Song of the South has been slammed for its problematic portrayal of the post-Civil War South, racist stereotypes and glossing over slavery.

While the movie isn’t mentioned on the ride, its characters Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox are featured along with the movie’s famed song, ‘Zip-a-dee-doo-dah’.

‘We’re thrilled to share Splash Mountain at Disneyland and Walt Disney World will be completely reimagined with a new story inspired by an all-time favorite Disney Animation film, “The Princess & The Frog”,’ the company announced Thursday.

It is really exciting to know that Princess Tiana’s presence in both Disneyland and Magic Kingdom will finally be fully realized!‘ said actress Anika Noni Rose, who played Tiana in the 2009 film.

Princess Tiana should have a blacker name, like Anika, Kaniqua or Blackina.

Anika Noni Rose

Maybe we can get a petition going for that, but for now, consider that our statues are only the first step. Every trace of white identity will be attacked, until nothing is left of the history of the people who built this country and civilization.

Then, the remnants of our people will disappear too, and the world will be blessed with Eternal Blackness.