Author: Pomidor Quixote
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Neil Ferguson’s Code for Computer Model Used to Predict Coronavirus Apocalypse is Garbage
The government and its “experts” are a joke.
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Malign Hobbit Greta Thunberg Gives $100,000 to Refugee Kids, Urges People to Believe in Science
You might be warming the planet baby – but you make a man’s heart feel so very cold.
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Old People Lack Tech Knowledge and Suffer More from the Isolation That’s Meant to Protect Them
The lockdown is a form of torture.
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Vatican Reveals People Will be Checked for Fever Before Sunday Mass
It won’t be long until they expand the list of requirements.
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UK: Boris Johnson Blames His Coronavirus Infection on Being Overweight, Declares War on Fatness
They’re still pretending that coronavirus is dangerous though.
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UK Government May Vaccinate Everyone Against Winter Flu So Hospitals Can Focus on Corona
They are taking away more and more of your rights every day.
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Fresh Air and Sunshine Help Prevent Viruses Spreading, But Everyone’s Locked Inside
Shocking revelation.
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WHO Says Coronavirus Will Never Go Away, People Have to Learn to Live La Vida Lockdown
Say hello to your new way of living.
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UK: City Plans to Test All Residents for Coronavirus Every Week, Experts Say It’s the Best Plan
They want even more control over people.
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France: Kids are Forced to Play Away from Each Other in Isolated Areas Marked with Chalk
This is nightmarish. Seriously, it is Black Mirror come to life.
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UK Employers Warn There’ll be Fewer Jobs Once They Have to Start Paying Workers Again
Things are going to get rougher soon.
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New Problem: Scared Workers in the UK Don’t Want to Work, Prefer to Get Government Money
Isn’t people being scared exactly what the government wanted?
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UK: People Spend 34 Years of Their Life Staring at Screens
That’s a lot of idling.
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Watching Porn is a Self-Neutering Act: Porn Tycoon Funds Abortion Charity
Your enemies help each other.
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UK: Government Announces MONTHS-LONG Plan to End Lockdown, Urges Scared People to Work
What a mess.