Bagless Cat Dilemma Unfolding: Rainbow House Monkeys Condemn Glorious Leader!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 9, 2015

Goyim, get that cat back in its bag!
Goyim, get that cat back in its bag!

The monkeys of the Rainbow House (formerly the White House – until it turned into an anal sex fetish center) have come out and demanded that The Donald – now know as ULTIMATE SAVIOR – shut down his campaign for ULTIMATE JUSTICE.

Their main method of attack: childlike name-calling.

AFP:

The White House on Tuesday challenged Republicans to denounce their party’s presidential frontrunner Donald Trump, claiming his proposal to ban Muslims from travelling to the US should disqualify him from being commander-in-chief.

Painting Trump as a “carnival barker” with “fake hair” whose campaign has a “dustbin of history” quality, White House spokesman Josh Earnest said Trump’s proposals were unconstitutional.

So adult. Such mature.

Wow.

You know Josh, you faggot – I’d respect you a lot more if you didn’t speak with that faggot lisp.

How were you chosen as a spokesman with that faggot lisp?

Is it supposed to be endearing, you faggot?

“What Donald Trump said yesterday disqualifies him from serving as president,” said Earnest, describing his comments variously as “offensive” and “toxic.”

Earnest was quick to pounce on leading Republicans who condemned Trump’s remarks, but said they would still support him if he were the party nominee.

“What he said is disqualifying and any Republican who’s too fearful of the Republican base to admit it has no business serving as president either,” he said.

This is from the House of the Grape Drank Ape which started more wars than anyone ever in the history of the universe and racked up the national debt to $20 trillion (the entire debt since the beginning of America was $6.3 trillion when he took office).

He is not at all in a place to tell anyone they are incapable of anything. Obama is literally the worst disaster in all of human history. He will go down in history as the President who removed “only superpower” status from this country.

But it is his duty – his duty to the Jews and his monkey allies – to attempt to bag this cat once more.

Actual statements from real life African President of America on Moslem immigrants
Actual statements from real life African baboon President of America on people against Moslem terrorism

Because the idea that yes, you can say “what the hell are these Moslems doing in our country in the first place? they are filthy welfare leeches and they are murdering us on the streets – get them the hell out of here” is now on the table of ideas.

Bad news, kikes: We got a new cat on the table. And he don't look like the baggable type.
Bad news, kikes: We got a new cat on the table. And he don’t look like the baggable type.

This cat shall remain bagless for all time.

Muffugguh I been in a bag once - I ain't goin back.
Muffugguh I been in a bag once – I ain’t goin back.

Never again can anyone say that it is “insane” to suggest that White countries should be 100% haji free. This cat shall roam free henceforth, and remain a part of the global discussion.

From now on, “ban Islam” is an acceptable position to hold.

No one can take that away from us.

And behold. There, on the horizon, I spied a thousand cats in bags, wiggling. And then, from up above me, I heard the voice of the Donald, saying "release these cats from their bag prisons." And then, it was so. A thousand yuge cats then came forth, utterly bagless. And a Jew shouted "who among the goyim shall rebag these cats?" But not a voice was heard, for all the goyim knew: a cat cannot be rebagged.
And behold. There, on the horizon, I spied a thousand cats in bags, wiggling. And then, from up above me, I heard the voice of The Donald, saying “release these cats from their bag prisons.” And then, it was so. A thousand yuge cats then came forth, utterly bagless. And a Jew shouted “who among the goyim shall rebag these cats?” But not a peep was heard, for all the goyim knew: an unbagged cat cannot be rebagged.

Hail Donald Trump – the Great Unbagger of Cats!