Bahamas: Shark Bites Into Juicy Ham, Spits It Out When It Tastes of Chemicals and Plastic

Did you ever bite into a juicy ham and have it taste of bitter chemicals and plastic?

Well, that’s what happened to one unlucky shark in the Bahamas, and I feel for him.

New York Post:

An American tourist thought she was “going to die” after a shark attacked her and her friend as they went swimming in a terrifying incident during their Bahamas vacation — and both have no plans to return to the water anytime soon.

Summer Layman, 24, and 20-year-old Rileigh Decker were paddling in the tropical waters of Bimini Bay Friday when they were both bitten by what they believe was a bull shark.

As they swam off the side of their boat in the popular resort area around 50 miles off the Florida coast, Decker felt something nudge against her, she told NBC’s “Today” on Tuesday.

The two women kept swimming before Decker felt a “tug” on her leg, she said.

“I knew right then and there I was bit,” she told “Today” from her hospital bed in Florida.

A friend pulled the pair back onto the boat, where they found both had been left savaged by the shark attack.

The group fashioned a makeshift tourniquet for Decker out of a towel and rope, before turning to Layman, whose foot had been “shredded,” she told “Today.”

“It was very scary,” she told the hosts through tears, adding that the pair had “the fear of thinking you’re going to die in the moment.”

The pair were rushed to a hospital in the Bahamas, where one of the women’s injuries were listed as “serious,” according to a statement from the Royal Bahamas Police Force.

Somehow, no one cares about the shark, just the wahmen.

Typical of feminist society.

Can you imagine how gross these fat sluts tasted? Imagine what you have to put into your body to get that fat?