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Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
December 5, 2017
This is not a normal level of affection for fruit. There’s something deeper, darker at play here.
We’re starting to see the first consequences popping up for Britain choosing a monkey princess instead of a regular old princess as a bride for Prince Charles.
Her jungle DNA compels her to have an irrational craving for bananas, and the britcucks are allowing this exotic urge to override the national interests of the country.
Anglin made this meme a couple days ago:
And now we find this:
And more shockingly, this:
Memes are real life.
Thirteen months ago, Meghan Markle’s cryptic Instagram post of two bananas “cuddling” signalled the start of her whirlwind romance with Prince Harry.
The picture – accompanied by the message “sleep tight” and two kisses – sent fans into overdrive as they speculated that it was likely a symbol of their long-distance love.
Now, it seems, the fruit is set to play a central role in their wedding too.
The Daily Telegraph can reveal that the couple, who announced their engagement last week, are planning on marking their big day with a wedding cake made from bananas.
Will the people of Britain allow themselves to be humiliated like this?
“This will be the first royal wedding cake made from bananas”, a source close to the couple told The Telegraph.
As well as acting as a symbol for their affection, Prince Harry is said to love “anything with banana”.
His former royal chef, Darren McGrady, has previously spoken about making the young Prince a caramel and banana cake.
Riiiiiiight. “It’s actually Harry who wants the banana cake, and not his jungle wife.” Nice save there.
But nobody’s buying it.
Especially not with the bulletproof evidence I’ve presented earlier.
This banana cake is a threat to the national security of the UK, and must be stopped at all cost. No one will ever take a country seriously, where their king was married over a banana monstrosity instead of a proper wedding cake.
“They don’t even have normal cakes! We can invade them easily! What are they going to do, throw bananas at us?”
The people Britain must rise up in revolt against this banana cake and its monkey inceptor.
Surely if marrying the divorced old monkey wasn’t too far – this cake is.
