Becoming Own Meme: NYT Says UK Needs More Immigrants – Not Enough Curry Chefs

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
November 6, 2015

And with this, the New York Times is officially the New Anonymous of news. They have completely given up on trying to pretend that they’re trying.

But the curry industry has found itself in a pickle: There are not enough curry chefs in Britain.

The Conservative government’s restrictions on immigration are causing an acute staff shortage, said Shahanoor Khan, the secretary general of the British Bangladeshi Caterer Association. Already, he said in an interview, a third of the nation’s 12,500 curry houses are facing closing because they cannot find chefs.

The first generation of curry chefs who opened restaurants in the 1960s were mostly from East Pakistan, what is now Bangladesh, and are now retiring, but they cannot find cooks to replace them, Mr. Khan said. Younger, better-educated and more assimilated British Asians are reluctant to take on the family business because of the grueling hours and low pay.

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“Because of immigration, you have tikka masala,” said Paul Scully, a Conservative lawmaker and chairman of the All-Party Parliamentary Group of the Curry Catering Industry. Curry proves that immigration is no threat to Britain’s “cohesive society,” he said, criticizing Theresa May, the home secretary, who told the Conservative Party conference last month that migrants were endangering national cohesion.

Mohammad Azad, the executive chef at Cafe Saffron in Shrewsbury, said he had tried to hire Europeans. But there were “so many barriers in the kitchen, starting with the language,” he said at a curry chef awards ceremony held in London.

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“When it gets busy in the kitchen and you start shouting in Bengali, it’s difficult for a Romanian to understand,” Mr. Azad said, raising his voice above the din.

Staff shortages are common among all types of restaurants, but they are particularly worrisome for those specializing in curry.

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Politicians and entrepreneurs like Mr. Scully and Mr. Bilimoria are urging the government to relax immigration rules. Britain puts a cap on skilled migrants arriving from outside the European Union and requires chefs seeking entry to be paid at least £29,570 a year, which is £5,000 more than the average salary in the industry.

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Mr. Bilimoria agreed. “Should we expect our curry to be cooked in Delhi and flown over to us?” he asked. “No,” he said. “We need chefs right here.”

Yes, they have now sunk to this level: You are going to run out of curry if you don’t allow more Pakis into your base.

We have repeatedly mocked the pro-invasion establishment for trying to list the benefits of “vibrant diversity,” and being able to come up with nothing other than ethnic restaurants. It was a Daily Stormer meme – “let me list the benefits of vibrancy: ethnic restaurants, and, eh, let me get back to you.”

This is from back in 2013:

The NYT has now resorted to Daily Stormer satire to explain its invasion agenda. This has to be the end of the line.

How much further can they go? Will they continue to endorse my memes?

Here are some suggestions of memes I use which they can now use for their stories:

• It’s racist not to want your wife and daughter gang-raped by Moslems
• German women deserve to be gang-raped because of the Holocaust
• Europe becoming Islamic is the only solution to racism
• The ground in Europe is magic and it transforms the behavior patterns and intelligence level of anyone who steps on it
• Black people have a right to murder cops because of slavery
• Anyone on the planet with an annual income less than $20,000 a year has a human right to use the German welfare system

Now that the NYT has adopted my style, they can experiment too. For instance: a headline reading “Curry Chefs Perturbed by a Troubling Shortage of Underage White Sex Slaves,” attached to an article explaining why fathers should bring their pre-teen daughters to the curry house and let the entire staff gang-rape them while they eat.

Also, they may wish to constantly use the phrase “like a new Holocaust” whenever they talk about anything. For instance “the curry shortage in London is like a new Holocaust.”

Along with this, I can hereby give the NYT rights to republish any of my satirical articles and pretend they are serious.