Being Fat Makes Your Kids Retarded

ArawnDeathLord
Daily Stormer
January 3, 2017

Take a good look, boys. That’s your son if you don’t hold back on those twinkies.

As if there weren’t enough reasons not to be a lardbutt, here’s another one.

CNN:

Being overweight may impact not only your health but your future child’s development as well, a new study suggests.

Children of obese parents may be at risk for developmental delays, says the study, published in the Journal of Pediatrics.

In the United States, an estimated one in five women is obese when they get pregnant, registering a body mass index above 30. The healthy average is between 18.5 and 24.9.

But few studies have looked at the father’s weight, even though 20% to 30% of US adults — both male and female — are obese.

A team from the Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development set out to learn more.

“Our study is one of the few that also includes information about fathers, and our results suggest that dad’s weight also has significant influence on child development,” said lead researcher Dr. Edwina Yeung, an investigator at the institute.

Didja hear that, you grease-guzzling fatties? It’s not just the woman who has to worry about this, it’s you. That’s right, you’re actually responsible for your baby’s health too. I know “responsibility” is a scary word, but if you’re going to have kids (which you should), you can’t be a disgusting fatface.

But what does the Journal of Pediatrics mean when they say that your obesity affects your child’s “development”? Well, it’s simple. It makes your kid a drooling, retarded Untermensch.

The researchers looked at 4,821 children from 4 months old to the age of 3, between 2008 and 2010, and found specific effects on children, depending on which parent is obese. Compared with normal or underweight mothers, children of obese mothers were more likely to have difficulty using small muscles, such as those in their fingers or hands.

Paternal obesity was associated with increased risk of failing at personal-social activities, such as feeding themselves, playing and undressing themselves. Those born to extremely obese couples also were more likely to fail problem-solving tests.

How are our kids gonna gas the kikes if they can’t even tie their shoes?

I know that some of you might criticize my thinking by pointing out that this study only proves a correlation between obese parents and stupid kids, not a causation. I don’t deny this, and it might well be true that the reason why so many of these dumb children were born to fat parents was because people who allow themselves to get really fat tend to be stupid, and stupid people tend to have stupid kids.

Maybe that’s all there is to it. Maybe obesity itself doesn’t cause retardation in the obese person’s children.

Maybe. Or maybe not. The thing is, we don’t know, and as long as there is a good reason to think that becoming incredibly fat might hurt your kids, it’s a good reason to take care of yourself.

It’s not your “right” to be a repulsive, triple-chinned loser. You do not have the right to make your kids suffer because you can’t control yourself.

Be the white Ubermensch you know you really are and hit the gym.