Bollywood Goes Full Anal: First Indian Film with a Main Character Who Licks Anuses and Eats Semen

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 22, 2020

Smoking meth, huffing poppers, licking anuses and eating semen is normal.

The reason we need men who suck on other men’s penises, masturbate into other men’s anuses and eat semen in films is so that everyone thinks it is normal.

This is progress. It’s the future.

First, you get everyone eating semen, then the next stop is the Mars Colony.

Sky News:

A rom-com touted as Bollywood’s first film to feature a gay male lead character has been released in cinemas.

Shubh Mangal Zyada Saavdhan, or Be Extra Careful About Marriage, stars popular actor Ayushmann Khurrana as an openly gay man who clashes with his conservative parents over his boyfriend.

Homosexual relationships are rarely represented in India, which legalised gay sex in 2018.

The film depicts a kiss between the male leads and shows one of the families struggling to come to terms with their son’s sexuality.

“The point was not being apologetic about [gay love]; not depicting it as a problem, not taking it as a disease,” director Hitesh Kewalya told the Thomson Reuters Foundation.

“Our industry, unfortunately, has survived on stereotypes … and I didn’t want to do that. That was my biggest responsibility.

“I wanted to break every stereotype using this platform.”

Wait wait wait wait wait wait just a minute there.

Is this man saying that you can change society using films?

I’m calling Greenblatt.

greenblatt
“Thank you, Mr. Anglin. You truly are a magnificent asset for the Jew community. There is no canard more tropish than the claim that it is possible to use films to change society. It’s why Hitler turned my uncle into a bar of soap. I’m shocked and appalled that the Indians have gone full trope, but it’s not surprising. I’ve called the company and had all the Bollywood websites shut down. I’m sure I’ll talk to you soon, my dear friend.”

And of course, the walking canard himself, Donald Trump, is praising this film.

AFP:

President Donald Trump got into the mood on Friday ahead of his upcoming India trip by issuing a surprising thumbs-up for Bollywood’s first gay rom-com movie.

“Great!” the US president wrote as he retweeted gay rights activist Peter Tatchell’s own expression of support for the ground-breaking movie.

Trump is not a regular advocate of gay rights, while some of his more right-wing supporters actively oppose them.

“I hope this is the beginning of President Trump’s genuine embrace of LGBT+ rights & not just a PR stunt,” Tatchell tweeted after.

The president added: “there is nothing more romantic than an Indian man licking another man’s anus and eating his semen. I hope some day every man in India will suck on a cock.”

But seriously guys, don’t worry. Trump is only promoting man-on-man anal in India so that while all the Indian men are ramming it into each others’ buttholes, we can clean up the sweet Indian yoga sluts.

Trust the plan.