Brandon Bites Halloween Baby, Sucks Toe, People Pretend It’s Not Happening

Omg, do not do that.

Jeez.

New York Post:

President Biden playfully bit a stable of adorable, dressed-up tots during a Halloween celebration at the White House Wednesday night.

In a series of awkward interactions, Biden, 81, pretended to chomp down on infant after infant — including a child dressed up as a chicken.

The baby giggled in response to the commander in chief nibbling on their thigh just as the theme song for “Jaws” began to play, according to video of the celebration.

During the Halloween fun, Biden also bit a baby’s arm and another infant’s foot in jest while kissing a handful of other little ones who were carried by their parents.

You might think this is a result of dementia, but he’s been doing this for years.

Maybe it’s gotten worse with age.

Who would want to live that long?

What a nightmare.

Remember, kids: heavy drinking and smoking will protect you from getting that old.