BREAKING: That Jailbait Girl From the Memes is 27 and Comes Out as “A Gay Woman” in an Endorsement of Kamala

Life comes at you fast.

One day, you’re 15 and your pics are getting spammed on /pol/, you’re living on the top of the world.

The next, your head has gone all pear-shaped and you’re staring 30 while coming out as “a gay woman” in support of Kamala Harris.

No one said life would be easy.

Ya stupid bitch.

Just feel blessed they reported on you, even if they did put “gay woman” in scare quotes because they wanted you to say “trans.”

No one is going to hire you for anything now that you’re old and your head is shaped like that. Also, you’re fat and your posture is terrible. It looks like you have scoliosis.

Women feed on attention like men feed on nicotine. When they get close to 30, they’re ready to do literally anything to get you to pay attention to them.