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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 11, 2016
Joel Jones: One man, on a mission to avenge the death of his son. He’ll do anything – including but not limited to rape.
So, a Black guy raped a woman in order to get sent to prison to avenge the murder of his son (his son’s killer is in prison).
There’s a lot I could say about this. And I might say it later in this very article.
But right now, I’m concerned about trying to figure out the science fiction film analogy.
Is it like Neo in the Matrix?
Or is it more like Inception?
For some reason I keep thinking of that horrible Tron remake with Jeff Bridges.
When Joel Jones raped a woman in August 2014 after she answered a Craigslist ad for a job with an office cleaning business, he called 9-1-1 on himself after he told her he did it to earn a trip to prison so he could get even with the person who had killed his 14-year-old son.
But couldn’t you have just robbed a liquor store, Joel? Or committed insurance fraud?
Why was rape the first crime that came to your mind?
Is it because you’re Black, Joel?
On Thursday, Circuit Judge Jack Cox made at least the prison part of Jones’ request come true, sentencing him to 25 years more than two months after a jury convicted him of armed sexual battery.
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According to an arrest report, Jones first met the victim when she filled out an application to work for his cleaning business two weeks earlier. On the night of the attack he lured her to a doctor’s office in unincorporated Palm Beach Gardens for a cleaning job, showed her the rooms she was supposed to clean, then raped her at knifepoint in one of the rooms.
Jones would later say that his attack was prompted by the shooting death of his 14-year-old son, and that he raped the woman because “this is how he would get to the people who killed his son,” according to an arrest report.
According to the Florida Department of Corrections, Jones was convicted for sexual battery and burglary in 1991 and served more than two years of a six-year sentence. He is not listed in Florida’s sexual offenders database because the Florida Sexual Predator Act does not include those convicted of sex-related crime before Oct. 1, 1993.
He also served almost eight years in prison for second-degree murder, though his sentence was 12 years, according to department of corrections records.
The Jews should make a movie about this.
Make Joel the hero, fighting against a corrupt justice system, corrupt cops, corrupt gangsters, corrupt Mexican house-cleaning women.
Denzel can play him.
I’ve gone ahead and written the trailer.
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NARRATOR: In a world where your son is dead...
[Joel Jones (Denzel Washington) looking somberly at a picture of his dead son in his graduation uniform]
NARRATOR: And the murderers walk free in prison...
[Black people laughing, smoking a joint and playing basketball in a prison yard]
NARRATOR: How far will you go for justice...
[Joel in a dingy living room with an old blind Black man in a rocking chair (Morgan Freeman)]
Joel Jones: I've got to get my son back!
Old Blind Man Character: You ain't gonna get that boy back, he dead already!
Joel Jones: Well, I can kill the people who did it...
[Cut to Joel at a table in a diner with a Black guy in a prison guard uniform (Samuel L. Jackson)]
Joel Jones: I need you to get me back inside.
Prison Guard: Nigga there's only one way you gettin back inside. Are you ready to go the whole way?
NARRATOR: Would you be willing...
[Joel looking at his son's graduation photo and crying, then picking up the phone and dialing]
Joel Jones: Yeah. I need a cleaning lady to come out here, I got some rooms need cleaning.
NARRATOR: To do the ultimate deed...
[Joel and a Mexican maid (Jennifer Lopez) walking through his house]
Mexican Maid: Listen, ese, I ain't got time for no funky business.
[Joel pulls out a knife]
Joel Jones: Well that's a shame, bitch, because you came to the funky house and all we got is funky business!
[Maid scream, Joel punches her in the nose, scene cuts to Joel on the phone]
Joel Jones: Yeah, I just raped the maid. Come take me to prison.
NARRATOR: For the ultimate reward...?
[Joel in a court room, judge slams the gavel]
Judge: Joel Jones, I sentence you to 25 years in prison.
[Joel looks relieved as a smile comes across his face]
[Cue DMX "My Niggas"]
NARRATOR: This summer, get ready for action.
[Joel jumping off a roof and rolling]
NARRATOR: Adventure.
[Joel on the hood of a speeding car, holding a handgun and gritting his teeth]
NARRATOR: And revenge.
[Montage of Joel punching a cop, punching J-Lo, punching people in a prison yard]
NARRATOR: Denzel Washington is...
[Joel in the room with the blind Black]
Joel: I'll do anything to get my son back.
Old Blind Man Character: You'd best be careful what you wish for, boy. You just might get it.
NARRATOR: Joel Jones...
[More shots of Joel punching the J-Lo]
NARRATOR: In...
[Shot of an exploding school bus, Samuel L. Jackson heard saying "ah hell nah"]
NARRATOR: Rage of Vengeance...
[Joel on a cellphone driving a race car, wearing a tuxedo]
Joel: You tell em I'm comin. You tell em all I'm comin.
[Throws phone out the window, shifts gears while gritting teeth]
NARRATOR: The Joel Jones Story.
[Joel walking out into the prison yard, throwing his hands in the air]
Joel: I'm back, bitches.
[Entire yard turns, looking shocked and afraid]
Joel: You miss me?
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If any Jews want to contact me about writing an entire script, please do.
Zeiger’s writing most of the article here now, so I’ve got time.
