Business Guide to Surviving LGBT Attacks (i dunno, lol, just thought of this real quick)

Zeiger
Daily Stormer
May 9, 2017

This video is a few months old, but stuff like this is happening all the time now in Weimerica. The question is, what can we do about it?

These homos are relentlessly attacking us, preventing us from doing business according to our conscience. People are losing their businesses and having their lives ruined just because they refuse to make butt-sex-oriented wedding cakes or invitation cards.

I’m not a lawyer, but if I were you, I’d just do something like this.

If some homo demands you create some wedding invitations, don’t refuse. Just produce something like the following:

Some of my best work, tbh.

Insist that this is your artistic vision for the project, and that you can’t think of anything better. If they insist you make a second version, do something even worse better. Charge the maximum possible amount, too.

If they want you do so something specific, just say that you can’t compromise your artistic integrity for petty commercial gain.

At worse, they’ll demand a refund. Or, I mean, they can always sue you anyway, but it’s hard to see on what grounds, if you never mentioned your abhorrence for them.

They’ll probably make a huge stink about it to all of their friends, so if you’re lucky, you won’t get any more fudge-packers asking for your services for a while.