Canada Releases New Honk-Pilled Homosex Currency

Roy Batty April 25, 2019

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
April 25, 2019

It’s gotta be really, really GAY. 

In honor of the Clown World meme, the Canadian government has issued a Homo-Honkler clown coin. Everything about this coin is perfect. Not only does it look like the design was drawn with crayons, but it has both the homos wearing rainbow-colored clown afros. Nice touch, Very Cool.

I have but one gripe.

These new coins are affectionately called “loonies” when they should clearly be called “faggies.”

CBC:

The Royal Canadian Mint unveiled a commemorative loonie Tuesday to mark what it called a key milestone for lesbian, gay, transgender, queer and two-spirited people, with the government saying the coin symbolized progress while highlighting the work that still needs to be done to advance equality.

Federal Finance Minister Bill Morneau was amongst a number of dignitaries who gathered in Toronto to unveil the new one-dollar coin that pays tribute to Parliament’s passing of legislation that “initiated the decriminalization of homosexuality in Canada” in 1969.

The coin, which is now in circulation, combines the words “Equality-Egalite” with the work of Vancouver-based artist Joe Average.

The artist in question appears to be high on HIV but otherwise in fine spirits.

This is a big day. Canada’s new monetary system is now officially based on homosex.

Traditional economies were based on units of value and labor and capital – but as the name suggests, this was too “trad” and regressive for Canada. To really push the frontier of Civil Rights, Canada decided to reorient their entire economy around sodomy. It’s a bold step forward into a brave new future, and we can be sure that the governments of Sweden and Cuck Island are kicking themselves for not having thought of the idea first.

But the new dollar bill coin should really be seen in context as the first step in an all-encompassing financial reform program introduced by the Trudeau government.

Morneau also acknowledged the views of those who’ve said the coin’s theme suggests the work to achieve equality is complete.

“They recognize, as we should all recognize, that we are not at the end of this path,” he said. “We have much more to do.” 

Every act of sodomy will now officially contribute to the economy and will be paid for by the state pumping “faggies” into the economy, much like a homosexual pumps AIDS into another homosexuals’ coin slot.

I am surprised that they didn’t go with an infinitely more meme-oriented design though.

If you’re going to go full clown, may as well go all out, right?

Also, I think it’s reasonable at this point to assume that each and every coin is dipped in HIV+ blood before being issued out.

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