Captain America Turns Black, Thor Turns Into a Woman

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 17, 2014

Captain Black America: When he isn't fighting crime, he's laying in a gutter with a bottle of Olde English
Captain Black America: When he isn’t fighting crime, he’s laying in a gutter with a bottle of Olde English

The Jewish-run comic book house of Marvel has decided to shake things up for progressiveness and tolerance with two of their three biggest characters, turning Captain America into a black man and Thor into a woman.

The Female Thor... slightly less offensive than Black America
The Female Thor… slightly less offensive than Black America

It simply was not acceptable that all three of the main figures (the third being Iron Man) would be White men, because White men are known to be evil.

Steve Rogers, the blonde-haired Nordic Aryan who represented America, is not being killed off but is apparently being crippled to be replaced by the former Black Falcon.  How apt.

The Falcon was one of Marvel’s first black characters, introduced in 1969 to try and boost sales by appealing to black kids.  All it ended up doing was increasing theft.  His secret identity is that of Sam Wilson, who is a social worker who attempts to better the lives of inner-city youths

The original Falcon.  ("Night People" is a euphemism for blacks, and Cap is completely correct in his conclusions.)
The original Falcon. “Night People” is a euphemism for “inner-city youths,” and Cap is completely correct in his conclusions.

Thor, also a blonde-haired and blue-eyed White man, is being killed off to be replaced by Female Thor.

Speaking on the decision, writer Jason Aaron said “This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR. This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before.”

Well.  At least she's blonde.
Well. At least she’s blonde.

So, Iron Man is the last White man standing.

Maybe that’s because his alter ego, Tony Stark, doesn’t have blonde hair and has lately been drawn as if he were a Mexican or an Arab or something.  Even a Chinaman sometimes.  I have little doubt this is part of a directive from the Jews, as it is a pretty extreme transformation.

He used to be a Clark Gable figure.
He used to be a Clark Gable figure…
Here, it looks as though Tony could be turning Japanese.
…but now, it looks as though Tony could be turning Japanese.

Still, if I were the Jews, I would go ahead and turn Iron Man into a some type of transgender freak Muslim or something.

Gotta keep that diversity train rolling!