Chad of Akkad Being Investigated by British Joke Police

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 8, 2019

Basically, Sargon of Akkad has somehow become the most important figure in the white right-wing. It doesn’t really matter that he doesn’t have any strong ideas, because he’s going up against people with literally no ideas.

He’s making waves and telling women and Jews to fuck themselves.

Now he’s got the Joke Police on his ass.

BuzzFeed:

Police are investigating whether Carl Benjamin, UKIP’s star candidate at the European elections, committed an offence when he talked about raping Labour MP Jess Phillips.

On Friday, BuzzFeed News revealed that Benjamin had posted a YouTube video in which he said he might rape the MP if he had had enough alcohol.

UKIP has continued to stand by Benjamin, despite widespread condemnation from senior MPs.

In the video, which has now been removed on YouTube, Benjamin — known widely on the internet as Sargon of Akkad — addressed a 2016 tweet in which he said: “I wouldn’t even rape you @jessphillips.”

“I suppose with enough pressure I might cave,” Benjamin said in the video posted 10 days ago. “But, let’s be honest, nobody’s got that much beer.”

On Tuesday, West Midlands Police, which covers Phillips’s Birmingham Yardley constituency, confirmed officers were now investigating the rape remarks.

“Police have received a report of malicious communications relating to MP Jess Phillips,” the force said in a statement.

“Officers have spoken to Ms Phillips and the comments are being investigated to establish if an offence has taken place.”

Phillips appeared on the BBC TV’s Victoria Derbyshire programme Tuesday to talk about how she felt when BuzzFeed News told her about Benjamin’s rape remarks on Friday.

“I realise I did what all women do in these situations, I’d put a brave face on it and pretending that it was all fine and I could cope,” Phillips said. “It dawned on me that for four years essentially this man has made a career out of harassing me. I felt harassed.

“I felt like, how could somebody say that they would rape me if forced and be a legitimate candidate in an election?

“It was one thing when he was just some idiot off the internet with a load of bros following him. It’s a different thing when he’s standing on the same platforms that I’m standing on, that he will potentially go to a Parliament himself as an elected representative when he’s said these things.”

This is friggin nuts.

The series of events is this:

  • Sargon said that he wouldn’t rape this bitch
  • The media flipped out about his claim he wouldn’t rape her
  • The joke became that the media appeared to be implying they were offended he wouldn’t rape her
  • ????
  • He joked that maybe the media could talk him into raping her if they had enough beer

Now the Joke Police come knock-knock-knocking.

BuzzFeed is colluding with the Joke Police to stir up outrage against Chad of Akkad in order to try to bring him down.

But they’ve made this guy YUGE.

He’s got Jeremy Corbyn tweeting about him.

People should pay attention to the Sargon model, because you can do this anywhere. Just run for office, say a bunch of semi-extreme shit, then refuse to apologize for it. Even if you don’t get elected, you’ll get massively famous. As long as you don’t act weird. If you act weird, they’ll just ignore you.

Granted, Sargon smartly used the then-defunct UKIP Party as a vehicle. But you can find other exploits. At this point in America, you could probably join the Libertarian Party. Or the Green Party. Whatever.

People just need to start doing this because it’s fucking hilarious.

Sargon of Akkad was once my nemesis, now he’s my hero.

Sargon doesn’t give a fuck.

First stop, European Parliament.

Next stop, 10 Downing Street.

Finally, we oust the negrofied Royal Family and install KING SARGON.