Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
November 5, 2014
The Black President’s wife, Chewbacca (often cutely referred to as “Chewy” by the media) has called on the disgruntled and violent hordes of Wookies which she commands to vote Democrat and then eat fried chicken.
Here is a transcript of the exchange that Michelle Obama had with radio host Roland Martin on the News One for Black America radio show.
Martin: So can we, if we go out to the polls, can we say, we have ‘souls to the polls’ on Sunday, can we do ‘soul food after we vote’?
Obama: Absolutely, I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote only after — if you haven’t voted…(laughter.)
Martin: Just checking!
Obama: You make a good point because I am, I do talk about health. But I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, you know, should be rewarded with some fried chicken.
In response to the alleged woman’s calls for Black people to become more obese than they already are, Republican lawmakers have called for Michelle to be deported to her home planet of Kashyyyk, also known as Liberia.
Obama responded by claiming she has a right to be in America because White people initiated the Clone Wars.