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Daily Stormer
June 4, 2017
I’ll bet you 100$ that they cooked it and ate it after this picture was taken
There are many traditional Chinese remedies that have been scientifically proven to be beneficial to your health.
I suspect this isn’t one of them.
A factory worker from southeast China put a half-a-metre long eel into his anus in a bid to cure his constipation problem.
49-year-old Mr Liu was rushed to the local hospital after claiming he had a stomach ache last week.
Doctors were shocked when the found the Asian swamp eel in his stomach along with faeces and food residue.
He shoulda just tried some muesli. THROUGH THE MOUTH, NOT THE ASSHOLE!
According to a report on Guangdong Television, Liu visited the hospital claiming he had a constipation problem. Doctors diagnosed the man with bowel obstruction and recommended that he stay at the hospital for further treatment.
Liu refused and decided to resort to ancient method of treating constipation by putting an eel into his anus to try and clear the blockage.
However the eel caused a major stomach ache and he was rushed to Guangzhou Dongren Hospital.
Doctors examined Liu’s abdominal area and found a hole in the duodenum area. They were then shocked to find an eel in his intestines.
They removed the half-a-metre (1.64 ft) long Asian swamp eel, weighing about 250g (0.55 lbs), with a head of three to five centimeters (1.18 – 1.97 inch) wide.
Are Chinese hospitals really so uncomfortable that you’d rather shove an eel up your ass?
‘We asked Mr Liu when we spotted the eel in his stomach, he said the eel went into his anus by mistake.
How the fuck can you not come up with a better lie than that? Blame racism or colonialism or something.
But after the surgery, he told us that he actually put an eel inside his anus himself,’ said Dr Zhao.
Dr Zhao would never have realized it if the guy hadn’t told him.
The eel was found dead when the doctors took it out, but it is unsure whether or not the eel was alive when Liu put it in.
