Chuck Norris is a Very Good Goy

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 17, 2015

Here is a video of good goy Chuck Norris telling the Jew people to vote for Netanyahu.  I don’t know why the Jews who produced this PSA would think the Jew people would care about a washed up action star, but maybe he is really big there – ?

He has done this before.  He’s a big supporter of Israeli war-mongering.

My thought here is that Norris is probably a bit dense, and doesn’t really understand what he is endorsing.  Probably just hates Moslems, and believes the mainstream line that the way to get rid of them is by supporting Jew mass-murderers killing their babies for no reason.

Chuck was never one of my favorite action stars.  I was much more of a Burt Reynolds, Charles Bronson, Steve McQueen type guy.  Also liked Stalone a lot. I get that Chuck is appreciated for both campiness and being one of the better White martial artists (he was very good, but Van Damme was better), but his movies always came across as ridiculous, but also taking themselves much too seriously to be ironically fun.

Better than for his movies, Norris is now known for those jokes about him, which were a thing in the early 2000s.  As some of you may not be old enough to remember them (or too old to have noticed), here are a few examples:

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.

Chuck Norris can speak French… In Russian.

Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

Please make good goy versions of these Chuck Norris jokes and post them in the comments section for the purpose of entertaining me.

I can’t think of any right now.

If we get enough participants, I’ll post them in an article.

Okay, wait. I thought of a couple:

Chuck Norris doesn’t bow down to the Jews. The Jews just happened to walk up while he was crawling up out of the center of the earth.

Chuck Norris didn’t celebrate Netanyahu killing children. Chuck Norris killed the children and Netanyahu celebrated it.

Netanyahu doesn’t ask Chuck Norris for political endorsements. Chuck Norris intimidates Netanyahu into running for office.

etc. etc. come on guys I made this easy for you. Make funnier ones.