Comedian Garrison Keillor Fired From His Long-Running Show for Practicing Grope-ism

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
December 1, 2017

Adepts of the grope are the most oppressed people in the world.

Famous autist Garrison Keillor is the latest victim of the grope-purge sweeping through the nation.

This couldn’t have come soon enough. This guy has been making incredibly boring radio for the past 40 years, and probably caused more accidents due to drivers falling asleep to his show than drunk driving ever did. As such, him being taken off the air will definitely be a boon to public safety and morale.

However, instead of firing him for hypnotizing his audience to sleep, the radio station waited until some ho accused him of the grope.

AP:

Garrison Keillor, whose stories of small-town characters entertained legions of public radio listeners for 40 years on “A Prairie Home Companion,” became another celebrity felled by allegations of workplace misconduct on Wednesday when Minnesota Public Radio terminated his contracts.

“Entertained” might be a strong word here. “Bored to tears” would be more accurate.

Spot on.

The homegrown humorist told The Associated Press he was fired over “a story that I think is more interesting and more complicated than the version MPR heard.” Keillor didn’t detail the allegation to AP, but he later told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he had put his hand on a woman’s bare back when trying to console her.

“I meant to pat her back after she told me about her unhappiness, and her shirt was open and my hand went up it about six inches. She recoiled. I apologized,” Keillor told the newspaper in an email. “I sent her an email of apology later, and she replied that she had forgiven me and not to think about it.

“We were friends. We continued to be friendly right up until her lawyer called.”

Well, that settles it.

Now that patting a woman on the back has been deemed a firing offence even in Jew Hollywood, there’s probably no one in the media who can escape the grope-purge.

MPR said only that it received allegations of “inappropriate behavior” against Keillor last month involving one person who worked with him during his time hosting “A Prairie Home Companion.” Keillor retired as host of the radio variety show last year, but continued to work for MPR on various projects.

MPR said it had received no other complaints but had retained an outside law firm that was continuing to investigate.

The only thing I want to know is, what are these media companies going to do once their entire staff is finally gone? At this rate, we should be at that stage by next year.

The only media to survive will be Alt-Right – because we don’t allow women here. We only grope on our own time, protecting us from these stupid scandals.

I guess the mainstream media will have to be staffed entirely by women from now on.

I wonder which will be more successful? The Alt-Right media staffed by men, or the Jew media staffed by women? I can’t wait to find out.